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Maria West
@mariawest.bsky.social
👩🏻‍💻 sr. content manager @ comms agency
⛅️ parenting, marketing, musings
👋🏽 3w2, ENTJ
📍 ATL
Elphaba 🤝 Eagles fans

bleed green
January 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Good Morning from your NFC Champion, Philadelphia Eagles.
January 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
finding a lot of my twitter marketing fam on here 🥹

any internal comms friends migrating here yet?

(expecting not since none of my coworkers except @ravenworksatl.bsky.social even knows what bsky is 🤠)
January 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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america
January 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Being married to a data scientist creates unrealistic beauty standards.

He just talks about models all day.

🥁📀
January 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
finally bought lefty kitchen scissors and... IT'S NOT THE PACKAGING'S FAULT?! 🤯

who wants me to cut something - I'm ready ✂️
January 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
ok maybe for real now
bacccck on the blue
January 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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"throw my baby as far as you can"
September 4, 2023 at 6:39 PM
bacccck on the blue
September 28, 2023 at 5:02 PM
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WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
July 6, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Deleted Twitter and LinkedIn from my phone for this week so sending this feels like cheating
July 4, 2023 at 10:06 AM
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Twitter: "What is happening?!" desperate, panicky, grimy hands gripping your dress shirt and someone screaming about albatrosses

Blue Sky: "What's up?" chill, friendly, White Russian milk mustache and a rug that holds the room together
May 20, 2023 at 5:33 PM
still trying to make this a thing
Where are my fellow toddler parents?

Call us Blueysky
May 16, 2023 at 6:06 PM
couples who both drink coffee

what’s it like?
May 8, 2023 at 12:01 AM
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First time breaking news on Bluesky before Twitter. Feels good!
May 7, 2023 at 2:09 PM
we’re kicking off a week of no TV for the toddlers (3 + 1) to help them discover boredom and also lots of mud that I will be SO CHILL ABOUT 😀
May 7, 2023 at 1:24 AM
Where are my fellow toddler parents?

Call us Blueysky
May 5, 2023 at 5:24 PM
My 3yo’s daycare was in lockdown today from the Atlanta active shooter at large.

If you’re curious what they tell preschoolers, he said, “we couldn’t play outside today because it was too hot.”

Reader, it was 70°. Innocence protected yet another day. Hug your people.
May 4, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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“It’s federated like Mastodon but with an easy UI like Twitter and the user base so far is a bit like early days Tumblr.”

“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
May 2, 2023 at 10:55 PM
baby’s first word will be skeet
May 1, 2023 at 10:47 PM
this is my life rn too. We had 4 “summer nannies” in the first 2 weeks of my new job 🥲
the amount of no call no shows me and my wife have had to find a babysitter/nanny for our daughter has been WILD

some of these nannys gotta listen to my content about how to interview properly lololol
May 1, 2023 at 8:06 PM
me to twitter but then I come back 3 min later
May 1, 2023 at 5:52 PM