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Maria Rose 🏳️‍⚧️ but she’s spooky
@mariarose.bsky.social
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I'm Maria!
I exist! She/Her preferred, I like When They Cry, Guilty Gear, FFXIV, and a bunch of other stuff.
I also do some writing on the side and play some DnD.
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October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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hatesuneenjoyer They should make a trans woman sleep schedule that isn't completely fucked dyke-pollinator A trans woman's fucked up sleep schedule is actually an evolutionary adaptation to ensure she can flirt with the other trans women who live thousands of miles away from her on a regular basis.
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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johnnyjoestarrelatable being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon johnnyjoestarrelatable i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16 zicko my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia webstersbreakfast this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king
October 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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@bonnibloop_ why is it even called menswear when women look so much better in it
October 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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carys-the-ninth: "The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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*picture of a stethoscope being held against a teeny tiny bunny, like its smaller than the hand holding the stethoscope tiny" @snacklope Hmmmm...sounds like.....buny
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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@QueerColeslaw anxious person who responds with ":3" because they really like talking with you but dont know what else to say
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Photos wont grab the text from this one sorry. Anyone who has an attention span is welcome to add alt text
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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0 Anonymous No.76561361 *attached picture of the protag of cromartie highschool looking shocked* > Unbeknownst to the MC, his father is working on a super robot to save humanity >One day his father tells him about his robot and reveals that it's the MC's destiny to pilot it >The robot is actually a golf cart with a handgun resting in the cupholder >MC proceeds to save the world Anonymous No.76561469 >>76561361 Mazingolfer Z Anonymous No.76561935 *image of lelouch vi britainia looking shook af* >>6561361 >>76561469 >MC in a standoff with the final boss >Suddenly, he gets a call from his father on his prepaid cellphone >"Son, Mazingolfer Z has one final weapon that I haven't told you about. Look in the glove compartment." >It's another gun
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
October 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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natalieironside ›change my display name in the D&D Discord server from "DM" to "Dungeon Mom" ›players go along with it, all start calling me "Dungeon Mom" >gender.fmv >one of them accidentally calls me "Dungeon Mommy" >they all start doing it >they start dropping the "Dungeon" >"Mommy, can I roll a perception check?"
October 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:11 AM