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I’ve A Beautiful Dog Too 🤩
The human brain cannot multitask. It can't even handle doing 2 things at once but instead quickly switches between tasks as needed.
December 28, 2024 at 4:07 PM
The human brain cannot multitask. It can't even handle doing 2 things at once but instead quickly switches between tasks as needed.
Sausage or bacon? What's your preference?
I like crispy pork bacon and a pork patty over links!
I like crispy pork bacon and a pork patty over links!
December 27, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Sausage or bacon? What's your preference?
I like crispy pork bacon and a pork patty over links!
I like crispy pork bacon and a pork patty over links!
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
-Nick Helm
-Nick Helm
December 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
-Nick Helm
-Nick Helm
Fifth element is so good
December 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Fifth element is so good
A man walks into a bar. He said, "Ouch."
December 21, 2024 at 12:28 AM
A man walks into a bar. He said, "Ouch."
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
December 21, 2024 at 12:13 AM
We talk about Ancient Romans like they were basically all the same, but the civilization lasted almost 1000 years. That's like saying people in 2016 and 1016 are basically the same.
People at an early stage of love have lower levels of serotonin and higher levels of cortisol. This is strikingly similar to those people who have OCD, which explains why we act so out of character when we fall for someone.
December 21, 2024 at 12:09 AM
People at an early stage of love have lower levels of serotonin and higher levels of cortisol. This is strikingly similar to those people who have OCD, which explains why we act so out of character when we fall for someone.
It only takes up to 4 minutes to decide whether you like someone or not. It is believed that it has far more to do with your body language, tone and speed of your voice rather than exactly what you say.
December 21, 2024 at 12:02 AM
It only takes up to 4 minutes to decide whether you like someone or not. It is believed that it has far more to do with your body language, tone and speed of your voice rather than exactly what you say.
When you feel like you're low on something (like money), you obsess over it. The brain is sensitive to scarcity—the feeling that you're missing something you need.
December 20, 2024 at 11:55 PM
When you feel like you're low on something (like money), you obsess over it. The brain is sensitive to scarcity—the feeling that you're missing something you need.
I always say "Morning" Instead of "Good Morning" Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people.
December 20, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I always say "Morning" Instead of "Good Morning" Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people.
Women who have difficulty reaching an orgasm might just have cold feet--literally. One study found that giving women warm socks increased their chance of reaching an orgasm.
December 20, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Women who have difficulty reaching an orgasm might just have cold feet--literally. One study found that giving women warm socks increased their chance of reaching an orgasm.
Scientifically speaking, strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries aren't berries. Bananas, eggplants, oranges, and grapes are.
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Scientifically speaking, strawberries, blackberries, and raspberries aren't berries. Bananas, eggplants, oranges, and grapes are.
Back in Shakespeare’s day, mattresses were fastened to bed frames by ropes; by doing this you were able to pull the ropes which would make the mattress tighter, therefore making it firmer to sleep on hence the saying “goodnight, sleep tight”.
December 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Back in Shakespeare’s day, mattresses were fastened to bed frames by ropes; by doing this you were able to pull the ropes which would make the mattress tighter, therefore making it firmer to sleep on hence the saying “goodnight, sleep tight”.
You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Everyone.
December 20, 2024 at 11:23 PM
You'll never guess who I bumped into on the way to the opticians! Everyone.
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Regular healthy sexual intercourse lasts between 3 to 7 minutes. Anything less is too fast and anything beyond half an hour is a marathon, according to sex therapists.
December 20, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Regular healthy sexual intercourse lasts between 3 to 7 minutes. Anything less is too fast and anything beyond half an hour is a marathon, according to sex therapists.
Even if they are about to get stomped to death, spiders should take some satisfaction in knowing they scared the crap out of something 10,000 times bigger than them.
December 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Even if they are about to get stomped to death, spiders should take some satisfaction in knowing they scared the crap out of something 10,000 times bigger than them.
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Jesus punishes you with eternal damnation; Santa gives you a lump of coal and moves on with his life. Santanism > Christianity
December 20, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Jesus punishes you with eternal damnation; Santa gives you a lump of coal and moves on with his life. Santanism > Christianity
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Rhodofomes Cajanderi
For all the mushroom loving folks, here's a pic from Olympic National Forest of some Rosy Conk (that's what I was told it was, I am not a mycologist lol) growing out of the bottom of a fallen log along one of the walking trails.
#mushroom #photography #naturephotography
For all the mushroom loving folks, here's a pic from Olympic National Forest of some Rosy Conk (that's what I was told it was, I am not a mycologist lol) growing out of the bottom of a fallen log along one of the walking trails.
#mushroom #photography #naturephotography
December 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Rhodofomes Cajanderi
For all the mushroom loving folks, here's a pic from Olympic National Forest of some Rosy Conk (that's what I was told it was, I am not a mycologist lol) growing out of the bottom of a fallen log along one of the walking trails.
#mushroom #photography #naturephotography
For all the mushroom loving folks, here's a pic from Olympic National Forest of some Rosy Conk (that's what I was told it was, I am not a mycologist lol) growing out of the bottom of a fallen log along one of the walking trails.
#mushroom #photography #naturephotography
Need an Ark? I Noah guy.
December 20, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Need an Ark? I Noah guy.
Wife: "I want another baby." Husband: "That's a relief, I also really don't like this one."
December 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Wife: "I want another baby." Husband: "That's a relief, I also really don't like this one."
Many expensive perfumes contain whale poop.
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Many expensive perfumes contain whale poop.
How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a test-tickle
December 20, 2024 at 2:56 PM
How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a test-tickle