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margturps.bsky.social
margaret margaret margaret
@margturps.bsky.social
UWS elitist & accomplished plane crash expert
this faaace.
March 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
NAUR
February 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I know I shouldn’t encourage it, but Hawk has the cutest routine: when he thinks I’m taking too long in the bathroom before walkies, he rummages in the laundry hamper, finds a sock, and makes me play Tug until he physically pulls my body out of the bathroom
February 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
hawk says good morning!keep your eye on the 🎾!
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
mister hawk had a giant poopy accident on my new rug and he was so, so despondently sorry
February 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
have I mentioned hawk is a goddamn delight? and saw snow for the first time yesterday?
February 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
look how proud he is of his kitty krew! I may have to get a cat so he isn’t lonely 🥹
January 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
good news and cute picture: starting saturday I’ll have my friend’s sweet golden himbo staying with me for a month!
January 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
January 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I grabbed a couple of these in the check-out line and now I need to go back for a carton - no, a pallet. delicious.
January 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
January 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I flipped it upside down and now it’s forbidden candy?
January 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
when I was in the darkest depths of the flu, feverish & alone on NYE and feeling terribly sorry for myself, I bought a 5ct hand carved aquamarine from a lapidary on reddit lol
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I would call this like…. heathered hydrangea & it’s the closest i’ll get to cobalt
January 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
my dad will never utter a kind word about this cat and yet. AND YET.
January 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
guys, don’t worry about the fires, Judy’s ON IT.
January 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO CONFIDENTLY STUPID.
January 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ok I got pulled into a crisis response meeting due to the wildfires BUT have been searching. this guy is in Marin, seems pretty specialized to your needs! not sure about insurance.

www.mymarinhealth.org/find-a-provi...
January 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
day 9 and still symptomatic/positive for flu A. I‘ve been so sick & alone in my apt for the entirety of my longest PTO in > a year, couldn’t go on my first trip in 8 months, missed NYE, and now missing a full weekend of activities with friends.

should be healthy just in time for work Monday 🙃
January 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
she’s got that peeved husky look down pat lol
December 31, 2024 at 7:38 PM
can we block a starter pack
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 AM
saw a good boy this week
December 22, 2024 at 3:17 AM
I worked in a cloud today (normal daily view for reference)
December 17, 2024 at 2:35 AM
he’s been a handsome old man since birth. like he’s a 9 month old puppy here
December 15, 2024 at 5:14 AM
but Andy didn’t forget.
December 15, 2024 at 4:59 AM