margaret margaret margaret
margturps.bsky.social
margaret margaret margaret
@margturps.bsky.social
UWS elitist & accomplished plane crash expert
the feminine urge to go down to the bluff and watch for tsunami…
July 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
this faaace.
March 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
kinda incredible that the halal carts of nyc have not innovated like this. they all have separate halal and breakfast menus! the people deserve G-E-Cs!
I just learned there’s a joint in Chickasaw, AL that serves a gyro breakfast biscuit. Roll tide
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I honest to god don't care that she tried to kill congestion pricing like 50 times if she's gonna behave like this.
Gov. Hochul: "Think about this next time you're stuck in traffic." www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhFl...
February 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I know I shouldn’t encourage it, but Hawk has the cutest routine: when he thinks I’m taking too long in the bathroom before walkies, he rummages in the laundry hamper, finds a sock, and makes me play Tug until he physically pulls my body out of the bathroom
February 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
hawk says good morning!keep your eye on the 🎾!
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
more of this, please
Another extraordinary exchange just now about "animus" in the court hearing on trasngender members of the military:
February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
mister hawk had a giant poopy accident on my new rug and he was so, so despondently sorry
February 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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i wish i had something to tell wired. i want to be a part of something
February 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
have I mentioned hawk is a goddamn delight? and saw snow for the first time yesterday?
February 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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A quick message from me on recent accidents and the fear that something is "going on."
February 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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The official photos from Simon's dog mayor ceremony are too much.
February 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I went to the Providence Public Library yesterday and saw a stack of these cards at the welcome desk.

Sharing because:

(1) this info is relevant and important, and
(2) I love that PPL isn’t afraid to make these available, when so many institutions are eager to comply with what’s happening.
January 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I won't say it but you can think it
January 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I used to constantly plan for disasters and worst case scenarios until I got on effexor…
but surely manly men couldn’t have an anxiety disorder
“oh, you think conservative men are terrified of big cities? common mistake. we are actually all just self-taught jason bournes.”
January 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I grabbed a couple of these in the check-out line and now I need to go back for a carton - no, a pallet. delicious.
January 26, 2025 at 1:46 AM
memory foam mattresses and pillows should come with an additional warning tag disclosing the “turns rock hard below 62°F” feature
January 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
when I was in the darkest depths of the flu, feverish & alone on NYE and feeling terribly sorry for myself, I bought a 5ct hand carved aquamarine from a lapidary on reddit lol
January 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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When you refuse to wear boots then make your mom carry you home because your paws are cold in the snow then pretend it never happened.
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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no you see if i post a collage of the Trump guilty headline everyday for 1000 days Jimmy Carter will come down from heaven and grab Trump away like prey in a hawks talons
January 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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i think, broadly speaking, it’s important that we start making way more and way firmer distinctions between ‘posting about it’ and ‘actually helping’
January 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this list of questions is amazing, but does anyone know if he’s obligated to submit answers?
Sen. Elizabeth Warren has more than 70 questions for Pete Hegseth, including:

* allegations of heavy drinking and sexual misconduct

* remarks suggesting female troops should play a more limited military role

* skepticism about U.S. personnel complying with laws of war
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January 9, 2025 at 1:48 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO CONFIDENTLY STUPID.
January 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM