Mary G Bird
@marebear333.bsky.social
I write monsters (smutty, funny, scary...any kind really), am a general smart-ass & misc creative type, and light fires when bored.
After three days of wondering what this monster was doing we finally caught him. Folks meet Talker, he spent three days living under my bed sneaking out to use the litter box and snack. He is now an indoor grump who prefers cozy living to scrapping and pooping in the dirt.
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November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
After three days of wondering what this monster was doing we finally caught him. Folks meet Talker, he spent three days living under my bed sneaking out to use the litter box and snack. He is now an indoor grump who prefers cozy living to scrapping and pooping in the dirt.
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6/6
Last feb we had a snowstorm, it sucked and our little friend vanished again, but would pop up for dinner sometimes like he had been in the house the whole time. We spent days trying to figure out what evil sorcery this cat was using to appear to be both outside and in the house.
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5/6
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Last feb we had a snowstorm, it sucked and our little friend vanished again, but would pop up for dinner sometimes like he had been in the house the whole time. We spent days trying to figure out what evil sorcery this cat was using to appear to be both outside and in the house.
5/6
5/6
After his mysterious disappearance he just as mysteriously reappeared...someone had beaten us to the punch and our furry buddy was missing the tip of an ear and both testes. He stopped fighting and spent more time with us and our cats.
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4/6
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
After his mysterious disappearance he just as mysteriously reappeared...someone had beaten us to the punch and our furry buddy was missing the tip of an ear and both testes. He stopped fighting and spent more time with us and our cats.
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4/6
Over the next couple years we earned his trust and started discussing ways to trap and get him fixed. He was fighting with other cats and we just have too many homeless kitties in this neighborhood. Well our chatty friend suddenly disappeared for a week. We feared the worst.
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3/6
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Over the next couple years we earned his trust and started discussing ways to trap and get him fixed. He was fighting with other cats and we just have too many homeless kitties in this neighborhood. Well our chatty friend suddenly disappeared for a week. We feared the worst.
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3/6
When I put my glasses on and realized this stranger of a cat was in my house bitching for breakfast I did what any reasonable person would do...I fed him. Between me and the man we kept an eye on, and worked to befriend, our big bitchy neighbor.
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2/6
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When I put my glasses on and realized this stranger of a cat was in my house bitching for breakfast I did what any reasonable person would do...I fed him. Between me and the man we kept an eye on, and worked to befriend, our big bitchy neighbor.
2/6
2/6
Nope, I did not get the screaming of terrified souls for half my household to get no cosmic retribution, call the Dread God Larafu and get his ass to work!
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Nope, I did not get the screaming of terrified souls for half my household to get no cosmic retribution, call the Dread God Larafu and get his ass to work!
Reposted by Mary G Bird
I think one of the major contributing factors to the young right wing is that they didn't grow up with WWII vets.
Its all cosplay and whataboutism to them. They didn't play with kids whose parents had camp tattoos, or learn from old men who still cried from PTSD. 1/?
Its all cosplay and whataboutism to them. They didn't play with kids whose parents had camp tattoos, or learn from old men who still cried from PTSD. 1/?
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I think one of the major contributing factors to the young right wing is that they didn't grow up with WWII vets.
Its all cosplay and whataboutism to them. They didn't play with kids whose parents had camp tattoos, or learn from old men who still cried from PTSD. 1/?
Its all cosplay and whataboutism to them. They didn't play with kids whose parents had camp tattoos, or learn from old men who still cried from PTSD. 1/?