Marcelo Teson
@marceloteson.com
USC alum, Argentine, cat dad, he/him
Portland, OR
Portland, OR
@diebooth.bsky.social are the plushies still available?
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@diebooth.bsky.social are the plushies still available?
Fun fact, this guy was the lead stunt performer in all of the 90's/2000's Star Trek shows. TNG, DS9, VOY, he's a Trek legend
The worst part is, the perfect song and video already exists. He should have had his media team/nephew photoshop his face on the singer, and the towers into the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1cS...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1cS...
America Fuck Yeah We Stand As One
YouTube video by jarts
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November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Fun fact, this guy was the lead stunt performer in all of the 90's/2000's Star Trek shows. TNG, DS9, VOY, he's a Trek legend
I'm just thrilled that I went this whole election and never once heard someone say or write "You don't mess with the Zohran" - well done everyone
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm just thrilled that I went this whole election and never once heard someone say or write "You don't mess with the Zohran" - well done everyone
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
On a trip to Europe in the 80's my dad took me to a military museum that had a bunch of WWII things including a Nazi room and I thought the fanfare music that played in that room was cool. I don't remember the piece but it felt coded as "evil empire"-ish.
What’s the closest you ever got to a “Nazi phase”?
Mine was my “Nietzsche is great, besides, he hated Christians, not Jews” moment in college
Either that or my Nation of Islam/Malcolm X fascination. Either way, specifically anti-Nazi!
Mine was my “Nietzsche is great, besides, he hated Christians, not Jews” moment in college
Either that or my Nation of Islam/Malcolm X fascination. Either way, specifically anti-Nazi!
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
On a trip to Europe in the 80's my dad took me to a military museum that had a bunch of WWII things including a Nazi room and I thought the fanfare music that played in that room was cool. I don't remember the piece but it felt coded as "evil empire"-ish.
The Greatest Generation
Dear Hank and John
99% Invisible
Moontower Soccer
Reign of Troy Radio
BONUS KCRW Today's Top Tune, it's a single song, so it's not technically a podcast but I never miss it
Hopefully this list is mostly inoffensive
Dear Hank and John
99% Invisible
Moontower Soccer
Reign of Troy Radio
BONUS KCRW Today's Top Tune, it's a single song, so it's not technically a podcast but I never miss it
Hopefully this list is mostly inoffensive
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Greatest Generation
Dear Hank and John
99% Invisible
Moontower Soccer
Reign of Troy Radio
BONUS KCRW Today's Top Tune, it's a single song, so it's not technically a podcast but I never miss it
Hopefully this list is mostly inoffensive
Dear Hank and John
99% Invisible
Moontower Soccer
Reign of Troy Radio
BONUS KCRW Today's Top Tune, it's a single song, so it's not technically a podcast but I never miss it
Hopefully this list is mostly inoffensive
The short-lived Saved By The Bell remake on Peacock
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The short-lived Saved By The Bell remake on Peacock
Somehow I only encounter cats who are "all thoughts no vibes" - this is my brother's cat Scout who has a message for all of you to get your shit together
September 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Somehow I only encounter cats who are "all thoughts no vibes" - this is my brother's cat Scout who has a message for all of you to get your shit together
Ok but how is this a real name
August 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ok but how is this a real name
Green flags and red flags are innocuous things that hint at the emotional truth. "Kindness" is not a green flag, "He belittles you" is not a red flag. Those are actual good/bad behaviors, the flags should be things you wouldn't normally peg as indicators of the behaviors.
What would your pedantry bot be, friends?
I'm trying to think of what sort of pedantry account I'd run if i got into that game
July 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Green flags and red flags are innocuous things that hint at the emotional truth. "Kindness" is not a green flag, "He belittles you" is not a red flag. Those are actual good/bad behaviors, the flags should be things you wouldn't normally peg as indicators of the behaviors.
July 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There is a similar wave in cinema of people treating every movie like some sort of usual suspects puzzle that needs to be explained, and that there is a right answer to what things mean. It's infuriating, and it's come for literature now.
This article is going to turn me into the Joker. Literary style is not a puzzle you solve to get a little information treat 😩😩😩
June 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
There is a similar wave in cinema of people treating every movie like some sort of usual suspects puzzle that needs to be explained, and that there is a right answer to what things mean. It's infuriating, and it's come for literature now.
Sometimes a random photo will just strike you. This dreamy #Holga picture is that for me today. Portland Dragon Boat Races, Gold 200.
#BelieveInFilm #filmphotography #analogphotography
#BelieveInFilm #filmphotography #analogphotography
June 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Sometimes a random photo will just strike you. This dreamy #Holga picture is that for me today. Portland Dragon Boat Races, Gold 200.
#BelieveInFilm #filmphotography #analogphotography
#BelieveInFilm #filmphotography #analogphotography
Let He Who Is Without Sin
Shades of Grey
If Wishes Were Horses
Dramatis Personae
Angel One
Shades of Grey
If Wishes Were Horses
Dramatis Personae
Angel One
June 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Let He Who Is Without Sin
Shades of Grey
If Wishes Were Horses
Dramatis Personae
Angel One
Shades of Grey
If Wishes Were Horses
Dramatis Personae
Angel One
Amadeus.
Okay you guys, what’s the best book, movie, or TV show your dad introduced you to
June 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Amadeus.
Lisa Loeb taught me how to knit.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Lisa Loeb taught me how to knit.
A day in downtown Portland! Boat racing, tree textures, and more!
Tri X developed in Ilfosol 3 by me, scanned by me on my handy lil Plustek 135i.
Olympus OM-2n, 35-105mm push zoom lens (honestly I'm meh on the lens)
#believeinfilm #filmphotography
Tri X developed in Ilfosol 3 by me, scanned by me on my handy lil Plustek 135i.
Olympus OM-2n, 35-105mm push zoom lens (honestly I'm meh on the lens)
#believeinfilm #filmphotography
June 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
A day in downtown Portland! Boat racing, tree textures, and more!
Tri X developed in Ilfosol 3 by me, scanned by me on my handy lil Plustek 135i.
Olympus OM-2n, 35-105mm push zoom lens (honestly I'm meh on the lens)
#believeinfilm #filmphotography
Tri X developed in Ilfosol 3 by me, scanned by me on my handy lil Plustek 135i.
Olympus OM-2n, 35-105mm push zoom lens (honestly I'm meh on the lens)
#believeinfilm #filmphotography
@josephfasano.bsky.social Hi there I just want to say I see your poems on Bluesky all the time so today I bought your workbook and The last Song Of The World at Powell's in Portland, OR. Very excited to dive in. Thank you for writing beautiful things!
May 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@josephfasano.bsky.social Hi there I just want to say I see your poems on Bluesky all the time so today I bought your workbook and The last Song Of The World at Powell's in Portland, OR. Very excited to dive in. Thank you for writing beautiful things!
Be your authentic self at all times, even if it's cringe, even if it leads to a negative outcome. Your authenticity is the most valuable thing you have, don't give it up for anyone or anything. Polonius was right: this above all - to thine own self be true.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Be your authentic self at all times, even if it's cringe, even if it leads to a negative outcome. Your authenticity is the most valuable thing you have, don't give it up for anyone or anything. Polonius was right: this above all - to thine own self be true.
The only Chicago Pope I will recognize
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The only Chicago Pope I will recognize
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
("hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
("hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
("hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
List five famous people you've met, but one is a lie.
1. Mel Gibson
2. Snoop Dogg
3. Rosa Parks
4. Bill Clinton
5. Charles Barkley
1. Mel Gibson
2. Snoop Dogg
3. Rosa Parks
4. Bill Clinton
5. Charles Barkley
List five famous people you've met, but one is a lie.
1. Toni Morrison
2. Audra McDonald
3. Angela Bassett
4. Chaka Khan
5. Solange Knowles
1. Toni Morrison
2. Audra McDonald
3. Angela Bassett
4. Chaka Khan
5. Solange Knowles
oh i love this game
List five famous people you've met, but one is a lie.
1. Janet Jackson
2. Mariah Carey
3. Beyoncé
4. Kim Kardashian
5. Kendrick Lamar
List five famous people you've met, but one is a lie.
1. Janet Jackson
2. Mariah Carey
3. Beyoncé
4. Kim Kardashian
5. Kendrick Lamar
April 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
List five famous people you've met, but one is a lie.
1. Mel Gibson
2. Snoop Dogg
3. Rosa Parks
4. Bill Clinton
5. Charles Barkley
1. Mel Gibson
2. Snoop Dogg
3. Rosa Parks
4. Bill Clinton
5. Charles Barkley
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I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future
February 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's vision for the future