Jim in Canada
@maplemouth.bsky.social
Dog dad to my lovable little monsters, retired, sarcastic, drinker of Kool-Aid (literally, not metaphorically), dreams of tall, furry chested tops.
I am sure you are well endowed, but if she isn’t taking all of it, there is no point in being together.
a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss
ALT: a drawing of a person playing drums with the words ba dum tsss
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October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I am sure you are well endowed, but if she isn’t taking all of it, there is no point in being together.
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I'm not looking forward to when Republicans find out Santa isn't real
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm not looking forward to when Republicans find out Santa isn't real
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Gianmarco
I know you are straight, but if you want to do something to really piss off the magats, I am willing to suck you off anytime.
Really, we both owe it to humanity 😘
I know you are straight, but if you want to do something to really piss off the magats, I am willing to suck you off anytime.
Really, we both owe it to humanity 😘
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gianmarco
I know you are straight, but if you want to do something to really piss off the magats, I am willing to suck you off anytime.
Really, we both owe it to humanity 😘
I know you are straight, but if you want to do something to really piss off the magats, I am willing to suck you off anytime.
Really, we both owe it to humanity 😘
But when will Gianmarco star in a remake of Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
September 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
But when will Gianmarco star in a remake of Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
I know you have told us, but feel like I need to see what religion you are. 👀
September 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I know you have told us, but feel like I need to see what religion you are. 👀
I hope you mean Ted.
September 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I hope you mean Ted.
How about chaps & a smile?
September 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How about chaps & a smile?
Yes, I understand.
August 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Yes, I understand.
What are you wearing on your lower half? Silk boxers? Jock strap?🤓
August 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What are you wearing on your lower half? Silk boxers? Jock strap?🤓
So sexy, so cuddly
August 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So sexy, so cuddly
Gianmarco, thank you for those special selfies! And yes I will be your alibi for the night of that unfortunate accident. Just give NYPD my number and I will say you spent the night with me.
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August 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Gianmarco, thank you for those special selfies! And yes I will be your alibi for the night of that unfortunate accident. Just give NYPD my number and I will say you spent the night with me.
🤣
🤣
Some sure are.
On the other hand, I am only visually appealing to Stevie Wonder.
On the other hand, I am only visually appealing to Stevie Wonder.
August 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Some sure are.
On the other hand, I am only visually appealing to Stevie Wonder.
On the other hand, I am only visually appealing to Stevie Wonder.
Did you get your looks from your dad? Does he have the big smile and the long legs?
August 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Did you get your looks from your dad? Does he have the big smile and the long legs?