Nicole
@mapleandmonarch.bsky.social
I’m contributing minimally right now, with more money going into my emergency fund and HYSA. But that drop in the middle sure is something.
September 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m contributing minimally right now, with more money going into my emergency fund and HYSA. But that drop in the middle sure is something.
Luna has a safety orange winter coat. It’s my favorite.
August 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Luna has a safety orange winter coat. It’s my favorite.
My buddy Payton had their catalytic converter stolen last night. This is after they helped me with moving two days in a row. I’m angry and sad for them. I’d love to help them recoup the cost of this. Their Venmo and cashapp are both PaytonFilkins
Please help if you can! #mutualaid #detroit #queer
Please help if you can! #mutualaid #detroit #queer
August 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My buddy Payton had their catalytic converter stolen last night. This is after they helped me with moving two days in a row. I’m angry and sad for them. I’d love to help them recoup the cost of this. Their Venmo and cashapp are both PaytonFilkins
Please help if you can! #mutualaid #detroit #queer
Please help if you can! #mutualaid #detroit #queer
Here he is in all his glory a couple months ago.
August 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Here he is in all his glory a couple months ago.
My plant, Frankenhanken, jumped off his shelf today while I was packing. And smashed his fancy chicken mug pot I got from @allisonswitzer.bsky.social ages ago.
I think he’s fine, minus a couple damaged leaves. But I’m very sad about the mug.
I think he’s fine, minus a couple damaged leaves. But I’m very sad about the mug.
August 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My plant, Frankenhanken, jumped off his shelf today while I was packing. And smashed his fancy chicken mug pot I got from @allisonswitzer.bsky.social ages ago.
I think he’s fine, minus a couple damaged leaves. But I’m very sad about the mug.
I think he’s fine, minus a couple damaged leaves. But I’m very sad about the mug.
My bestie and her man got married! We looked cute af
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My bestie and her man got married! We looked cute af
Death keeps getting close, but not quite the right people
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Death keeps getting close, but not quite the right people
There’s eight laundry machines in my building. I tried doing laundry today.
July 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There’s eight laundry machines in my building. I tried doing laundry today.
Dear Taco Bell
When I say I want zero sauces, I mean zero. You asked me what sauce I wanted, I said none. I didn’t say THIRTEEN for my three items.
Stop.
When I say I want zero sauces, I mean zero. You asked me what sauce I wanted, I said none. I didn’t say THIRTEEN for my three items.
Stop.
July 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Dear Taco Bell
When I say I want zero sauces, I mean zero. You asked me what sauce I wanted, I said none. I didn’t say THIRTEEN for my three items.
Stop.
When I say I want zero sauces, I mean zero. You asked me what sauce I wanted, I said none. I didn’t say THIRTEEN for my three items.
Stop.
I finally have my car back. And it needs to go back to the shop because they didn’t fix the paint.
I’m so beyond pissed off right now. My insurance person suggested I take the weekend to cool off, and go speak with them Monday.
I’m so beyond pissed off right now. My insurance person suggested I take the weekend to cool off, and go speak with them Monday.
July 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I finally have my car back. And it needs to go back to the shop because they didn’t fix the paint.
I’m so beyond pissed off right now. My insurance person suggested I take the weekend to cool off, and go speak with them Monday.
I’m so beyond pissed off right now. My insurance person suggested I take the weekend to cool off, and go speak with them Monday.
If you see this I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
June 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If you see this I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
That’s one way of doing things (copy paste the pic to reshare)
June 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That’s one way of doing things (copy paste the pic to reshare)
Just finished paying off my last stay in the nuthouse YESTERDAY and the universe wants to send me back.
May 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just finished paying off my last stay in the nuthouse YESTERDAY and the universe wants to send me back.
She’s @detcityfc.com til she falls asleep
May 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
She’s @detcityfc.com til she falls asleep
Luna went camping yesterday. And today it’s a @detcityfc.com match.
She’s got a busier social life than I do
She’s got a busier social life than I do
May 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Luna went camping yesterday. And today it’s a @detcityfc.com match.
She’s got a busier social life than I do
She’s got a busier social life than I do
I work in retail. This is near my workplace. A customer had the audacity to ask me what I was going to do about this. It’s not even on the same side of the street, and I’m a cashier. I don’t even own a shovel or a wrench. What am I going to do about it lady?
May 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I work in retail. This is near my workplace. A customer had the audacity to ask me what I was going to do about this. It’s not even on the same side of the street, and I’m a cashier. I don’t even own a shovel or a wrench. What am I going to do about it lady?
Saturday!
Detroit
Plant swap and sale!
Beer!
Come!
Detroit
Plant swap and sale!
Beer!
Come!
May 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Saturday!
Detroit
Plant swap and sale!
Beer!
Come!
Detroit
Plant swap and sale!
Beer!
Come!
Getting stabbed wouldn’t hurt.
May 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Getting stabbed wouldn’t hurt.
This year’s @detcityfc.com dog match was just announced. I have the evening off work, and the following day off.
Somepuppy gets to go to match day.
Somepuppy gets to go to match day.
May 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This year’s @detcityfc.com dog match was just announced. I have the evening off work, and the following day off.
Somepuppy gets to go to match day.
Somepuppy gets to go to match day.
This weekend! If you’re anywhere near Ypsilanti on Saturday, come say hi!
www.instagram.com/p/DJaycNGsUp...
www.instagram.com/p/DJaycNGsUp...
May 9, 2025 at 12:33 PM
This weekend! If you’re anywhere near Ypsilanti on Saturday, come say hi!
www.instagram.com/p/DJaycNGsUp...
www.instagram.com/p/DJaycNGsUp...
Every. Goddamned. Time. I try to do something to make my life easier, it blows the fuck up. I ordered a #kroger grocery delivery, and there is some unknown all over four of the nine bags that got delivered, and all their contents. I cannot get through to a human. I’m going to scream.
May 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Every. Goddamned. Time. I try to do something to make my life easier, it blows the fuck up. I ordered a #kroger grocery delivery, and there is some unknown all over four of the nine bags that got delivered, and all their contents. I cannot get through to a human. I’m going to scream.
Community garage sale happening this weekend! I’ll be there with vintage and handmade goodies as well as stuff that needs to just plain find a new home.
www.instagram.com/p/DI_lIMvuXP...
www.instagram.com/p/DI_lIMvuXP...
April 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Community garage sale happening this weekend! I’ll be there with vintage and handmade goodies as well as stuff that needs to just plain find a new home.
www.instagram.com/p/DI_lIMvuXP...
www.instagram.com/p/DI_lIMvuXP...
I know this is fake. But it’s absolutely true.
April 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know this is fake. But it’s absolutely true.