Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,675,404!

I've been searching for my car keys for 20 minutes and found them under the couch. There's only one suspect. And I think he's innocent.

☀️😌 Selfie because I like this one.

It's my birthday! 🥳🧁 29 is a funny number.

Gonna celebrate by getting margaritas, birria tacos, and as many orders of flan as they'll let me. Just gotta wait for them to open. 🤣😋

Hope y'all have a lovely day. 😋⛅

This is a BlueSky tollgate. You must submit a cute selfie to scroll this feed. 🤗

I crave the beach. 🏖️ hope y'all have a nice dayyyy. ☺️

I'm going to bed knowing I fell for 5 April Fool's jokes before realizing it was today. 🫠

Quote with a picture of a celebrity you've been told you look like.

I was told this all through college. I see it, sure! 😋🤷🏻‍♂️ I wish I was Spiderman sometimes.

Hope y'all are having a nice Friday. 😋