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MANWARMAN
@manwarman.bsky.social
Commercial actor. Poster & Music maker. I have a frog named Tito.
The parable of the scorpion and the frog but it’s a hedgehog and an otter just floating and vibing
April 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
So far this feels like the superior void to scream into
January 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
YOU’RE FREE EVERYONE! SPOTIFY WRAPPEDS ARE LOCKED IN. LISTEN TO TRASH WITH ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY!!
December 5, 2024 at 5:18 PM
If you’re on the fence about having kids, just know that you can always use the carpool lane
December 1, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Walking up to every dish on the table and muttering under my breath to no one “it’s giving… thanks”
November 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Alexa, avenge me.
November 7, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Got my doodah caught in my zipadee again☹️
November 7, 2024 at 8:27 PM
If you don’t have anything nice to say, think harder. It’s easy ya dipstick
November 7, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Alright fuck/marry/kill:
Marriage, intercourse, murder
November 7, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Why hasn’t a church fundraiser done dunk tank baptisms? Do I have to think of everything?!?!?
November 7, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Screwed the pooch is a perfect expression. The worst way to handle any situation is to fuck a dog.
November 7, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Congratulations to our next president, Reverse Mr. Bill.
November 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM