Sometimes, I get asked who my favorite playmate was. Impossible to answer!
Elis Ataxxx: fearless improv actor.
Tristan Sweet: complete sexual freak.
Sebastian Cums: quiet, slow-burning charisma.
The fact is, I've loved all 50-60 of them, all for different reasons.
The Q is: What do YOU have for me?

At least the site is back up! Woo-hoo!
You may continue masturbating/laughing:
www2.manpuppy.com/track/manpup...

I will give Joyce Carol Oates ten - no, TWENTY bazillion dollars if she replies with:

Easier access for spammers? More convenient ways for people you've blocked to access your exact location? Ramping up the AI-powered catfish? I can't wait to find out!

The post would have worked either way

Paulding County mother could use some new neighbors

But you'll have to admit, Douglas Adams could have written it