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Slagador Spartacus
@manplow.bsky.social
Still alive.
Making heaven of every day a fresh hell. mask up, vax up she/they Diasporican 🇵🇷
Kind > nice; SEAside
Probably watching Star Trek.
The estrodiol jumped-started my baby factory back into production.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hormone therapy's like
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Turns out I didn't ruin the beans, I just had to rework them a whole lot and now I've made a delicious porridge that I will never be able to replicate again nor would I want to cuz that shit took about 2 hours to course correct. 🥵😮‍💨
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Cereal
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I think I ruined my first batch of beans. The beans are opening up as soon as the cool air hits them, but they're still gritty as fuck. Can't win em all.

On the plus side I hit the thrift store and found this horny ass soundtrack to add back into the CD collection I'm rebuilding
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
No oppressor in the history of ever has come to the realization they should stop oppressing on their own. If they were capable of that kind of introspection they wouldn't did the shit in the first place.
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Whenever a dude says he doesn't like women who play games, I take him at his word.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Holy fuck. 😭

Don't forget to donate a few dollars to your local food bank if you got paid today.
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I am full of beans 🫘.
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
My toxic trait is whenever I see an expensive novelty drink, I gotta try it even though I know I'll hate it. And The Bait Shop just dropped an Olive Garden inspired seasonal cocktail. With a breadstick garnish and EVERYTHING.
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I had this cake for one of my birthdays and I want it again just one more time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'm slashing my food budget & upping my fiber intake, so tonight it's experiments with oatmeal!

If you haven't tried savory oatmeal, do so at least once because it could be a game changer if you don't like sweet.

I, however, love sweet and will be sticking with that.

Details in the alt text.
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I believe honesty in a dating profile is very important.
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Too early? 🥞
October 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I wonder if any of the dudes who sent me this meme ever figured out they just had shitty personalities.
October 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
A mug of miso soup a day keeps the official diabetes diagnosis away (hopefully)!
October 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This weekend's cooking adventures include learning to cook with dried beans, experimenting w/ savory oatmeals, trying the rice cooker for the first time (new appliances are scary), and my old favorite - tteokbokki carbonara.
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
M'lady.
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
if you hate reboots, you're going to love this news, cuz they're definitely fucking up another franchise with this one.
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I've started keeping dashi and miso at work, and if I bring a tinned fish and some veggies, it's actually a decent lunch.
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Found this treasure in a box of old stuff. The collector in me says leave it, but the pragmatic in me says if you got it today, you don't wear it tomorrow.
October 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sunday Soupday. The air smells like pepperoni pizza, which makes me think the secret to a really great pizza isn't the toppings afterall, but the sauce (although nothing beats a good crust.)
October 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM