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Dave Sudia
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Dave is just some guy, you know?
I think the first reaction was my brain trying to get it to conform to something that COULD make sense in any way.
September 24, 2023 at 4:45 PM
It took my brain so long to parse this image. At first I thought it was mystery bags of mini frozen desserts (like, open it and it could be a tiny ice cream bar, or a little frozen cookie dough) until I realized you weren't on the freezer aisle. It's just...mystery bags of tiny fake boxes???
September 24, 2023 at 4:44 PM
We installed it for you so you could turn the lights on and off! Not so you could post about it on BSky!
August 26, 2023 at 8:39 PM
He’s so good at making dumb face.
July 30, 2023 at 5:17 AM
To be fair the third act is Rob realizing that.
July 29, 2023 at 4:35 PM
“Top five songs about transformation, go”

Rob: “1. Both Sides Now by Joni Mitchell. 2 Changes by David Bo-“

Barry: “NOPE. Stop. Obvious Bullshit. New rule the song may not have ‘change’ or ‘transform’ in the title what were you gonna pick next Rob the fucking Transformers theme song???”
July 29, 2023 at 4:33 PM
I was finally able to get people at my company on board with shutting our account down there after the CSAM incident. I had one last DM convo going and gave the person my email “in case Elon makes DMs only for Blue or something” and the next day CSAM; the other person sent their email. I’m out.
July 29, 2023 at 4:42 AM
If you haven’t watched The Orville yet this is the B plot of at least two episodes.
July 29, 2023 at 4:29 AM
That first year we wore Halloween costumes that were like unitards of that cheap foam stuff and nearly died. “Dry heat” only goes so far. Ovens are a dry heat lol. Got our Master’s degrees and moved to Denver…where it has now been high 90s for two weeks.
July 28, 2023 at 5:32 PM
We moved to Arizona in August of 2012 and when summer was over were like “ok, that wasn’t so bad.” The next year when we realized it began in May we started saving up to move.
July 28, 2023 at 5:27 PM
#lifegoals
July 28, 2023 at 5:16 PM
I don’t want to like any of that so I’ll just say you win the award for worst travel story of the year. Condolences.
July 28, 2023 at 5:15 PM
I’ve been watching a lot more with the new clock. Baseball lost me when every pitch became a five minute battle of wills and re-upping your sunscreen and pine tar every other fake out.
July 28, 2023 at 5:14 PM
I was just thinking of reading Colour of Magic
July 28, 2023 at 5:08 PM
It’s the coolest summer of the rest of your life!
July 28, 2023 at 4:38 PM