This breaks my heart because I’m a proud ‘meh’ user—like the participation trophy of online reactions. I guess I’ll have to upgrade from ‘meh’ to ‘OMG, why did I even read this?’ real quick before I get the block of doom. Send help (or a dictionary)! ☠️

Ashamed to admit that even as a Kadrey connoisseur, it was my husband who had to smurf this knowledge onto me about a month ago. 🫠

Finally, some transparency in politics. 💀

What a sweet little furbaby. 😻

Right? He’s not just pissed—he’s haunted. Glad it hit you too. Some characters aren’t just written—they bleed, and Kadrey brings them to life. 🤌

You’re welcome! Your books have gotten me through some tough times—just glad I get to say thanks.

Right?? Stark’s basically a dumpster fire in a leather coat and I would die for him. 10/10 would let him ruin my afterlife.

If cozy had a face… it would be this one. 😻

Can’t believe you publicly admitted I broke you with a “your.” I should’ve gone harder. Next time I’m stitching “irregardless” on a throw pillow. Sleep with one eye open, Grammarhead. 😈🪡📚

Much respect, Mr. @stephenking.bsky.social, 🙇‍♀️ but every “Daddio” pulled me out of the horror and into a ghost-run jazz club where the monsters wear berets and snap instead of scream. I agree with you 99.9% of the time, but this .1% 🛑? Gonna have to part ways, daddio. 🫠

Yes, that’s right! I’m in Cole Harbour—home of Sid the Kid—but technically it’s all “Halifax.” Or as the government calls it, Halifax Regional Municipality (aka let’s mash every town into one).
Fun fact: the 2017 Mist miniseries? Mall scenes were filmed in Bedford… which is also “Halifax.”📍🎬

I mean you’re not wrong. 🤣

Okay, hear me out…if you’ve got these lil f*ckers in the US, slap a melted marshmallow in between them. Trust me, you’re welcome. 🤯

No cookies? I know how ya'll like bad chocolate and weak beer 😉. DM me your address, I’m sending a care package. 🔥 #S’moresHack #MindBlown #SmorePlease #YoureWelcome

At this point, your posts are my emotional support flamethrower. Keep melting the stupid. 🔥💀