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MalteserGirl
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Maltesers loving no longer 30 something, still lurching from one disaster to the next.
All the drama here after mini Malteser decided to protest being back from holiday by swallowing a 50 cent coin, which was way too big to make it through his tiny system. Two separate surgeries later he is coin free. And I need another holiday to recover 🤦🏻‍♀️😂
September 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I wish I was still there, it's 16C and raining in my corner of London and I'm contemplating putting a jumper on 😭
September 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I'm easily pleased! Treats 😋
September 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
More beach and less work is definitely what my life needs.
August 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Bliss
August 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I somehow managed to forget to put perfume on this morning so I panic bought the only thing the little Tesco by work had in. It's giving me such nostalgia for teenage summers!
August 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Lovely day today 💕
July 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I remember when throwing caution to the wind meant knocking back tequila shots on a Tuesday night, now it's caffeine after 4pm. How did I get here?!
July 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Got up and ready at 5:30 only to find that all my trains are cancelled. At least it happened before I was on a train so I can work and drink coffee at home, rather than being stuck somewhere!
July 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
It's suddenly got very cold and an ominous dark cloud has crept across the sky above my house, it's all feeling a bit end of days!
April 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
What kind of an idiot was I to leave living here and end up in London?!
April 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This stuff smells amazing! Seriously considering bathing in it 😂
February 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How can the low be 7, when it's currently 0? Even my weather app has lost it's mind, there's no hope for the rest of us.
February 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Do they make adult sized snowsuits? I really want to be this cosy!
January 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Cheers!
December 24, 2024 at 10:05 PM