MalteserGirl
@maltesergirl.bsky.social
Maltesers loving no longer 30 something, still lurching from one disaster to the next.
I'm trying to hold off on the thick black tights and jumpers until October but these chilly mornings are testing my resolve.
September 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I'm trying to hold off on the thick black tights and jumpers until October but these chilly mornings are testing my resolve.
All the drama here after mini Malteser decided to protest being back from holiday by swallowing a 50 cent coin, which was way too big to make it through his tiny system. Two separate surgeries later he is coin free. And I need another holiday to recover 🤦🏻♀️😂
September 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
All the drama here after mini Malteser decided to protest being back from holiday by swallowing a 50 cent coin, which was way too big to make it through his tiny system. Two separate surgeries later he is coin free. And I need another holiday to recover 🤦🏻♀️😂
I wish I was still there, it's 16C and raining in my corner of London and I'm contemplating putting a jumper on 😭
September 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I wish I was still there, it's 16C and raining in my corner of London and I'm contemplating putting a jumper on 😭
I'm easily pleased! Treats 😋
September 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'm easily pleased! Treats 😋
More beach and less work is definitely what my life needs.
August 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
More beach and less work is definitely what my life needs.
I somehow managed to forget to put perfume on this morning so I panic bought the only thing the little Tesco by work had in. It's giving me such nostalgia for teenage summers!
August 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I somehow managed to forget to put perfume on this morning so I panic bought the only thing the little Tesco by work had in. It's giving me such nostalgia for teenage summers!
Today I've spent all of my money on essential dental work and getting my car fixed and all I have to show for it is a swollen face and excruciating pain. I am grumpy.
July 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today I've spent all of my money on essential dental work and getting my car fixed and all I have to show for it is a swollen face and excruciating pain. I am grumpy.
Lovely day today 💕
July 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lovely day today 💕
I need a holiday, why do holidays cost a million pounds and why did I have to get a giant dental expense in the middle of summer? 😭
July 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I need a holiday, why do holidays cost a million pounds and why did I have to get a giant dental expense in the middle of summer? 😭
I remember when throwing caution to the wind meant knocking back tequila shots on a Tuesday night, now it's caffeine after 4pm. How did I get here?!
July 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I remember when throwing caution to the wind meant knocking back tequila shots on a Tuesday night, now it's caffeine after 4pm. How did I get here?!
Got up and ready at 5:30 only to find that all my trains are cancelled. At least it happened before I was on a train so I can work and drink coffee at home, rather than being stuck somewhere!
July 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Got up and ready at 5:30 only to find that all my trains are cancelled. At least it happened before I was on a train so I can work and drink coffee at home, rather than being stuck somewhere!
Took a half day today to do a 450 mile round trip to pick up the 15yo, it's probably a measure of how little relaxation time I get that listening to podcasts on the M1 felt like a lovely break 🤣
July 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Took a half day today to do a 450 mile round trip to pick up the 15yo, it's probably a measure of how little relaxation time I get that listening to podcasts on the M1 felt like a lovely break 🤣
Day 3 of using up my leave being confined indoors while my little one recovers from surgery. Who needs an icy frappe on a sun soaked beach when you can have CBeebies on a battered sofa? 🤦🏻♀️🤣
July 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Day 3 of using up my leave being confined indoors while my little one recovers from surgery. Who needs an icy frappe on a sun soaked beach when you can have CBeebies on a battered sofa? 🤦🏻♀️🤣
I'm out here looking ridiculous this morning in a formal suit and sandals, I couldn't face commuting in tights and shoes so they're in my bag, along with a summer dress for the second I no longer need to be dressed up.
June 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'm out here looking ridiculous this morning in a formal suit and sandals, I couldn't face commuting in tights and shoes so they're in my bag, along with a summer dress for the second I no longer need to be dressed up.
I was in danger of actually getting a full night's sleep tonight so I'm languishing in a hot bath instead of going to bed.
June 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I was in danger of actually getting a full night's sleep tonight so I'm languishing in a hot bath instead of going to bed.
Back to work tomorrow after a lovely week off, allllll the dread tonight 😭
May 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Back to work tomorrow after a lovely week off, allllll the dread tonight 😭
Sitting on the train like a little ball of fury hoping no one crosses me today. Not entirely sure where the fury has come from, apart from everywhere 🤷🏻♀️🤣
April 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Sitting on the train like a little ball of fury hoping no one crosses me today. Not entirely sure where the fury has come from, apart from everywhere 🤷🏻♀️🤣
This is feeling like a very very long short week. Is it not the weekend yet??
April 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is feeling like a very very long short week. Is it not the weekend yet??
It's suddenly got very cold and an ominous dark cloud has crept across the sky above my house, it's all feeling a bit end of days!
April 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's suddenly got very cold and an ominous dark cloud has crept across the sky above my house, it's all feeling a bit end of days!
What kind of an idiot was I to leave living here and end up in London?!
April 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What kind of an idiot was I to leave living here and end up in London?!
I have to be up at 5.30, so of course I'm whisper-singing to myself and dancing around my bathroom. The same bathroom I'll be cursing the early morning in. I'm an idiot 🤷🏻♀️ Still not stopping.
February 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I have to be up at 5.30, so of course I'm whisper-singing to myself and dancing around my bathroom. The same bathroom I'll be cursing the early morning in. I'm an idiot 🤷🏻♀️ Still not stopping.
This stuff smells amazing! Seriously considering bathing in it 😂
February 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This stuff smells amazing! Seriously considering bathing in it 😂
How can the low be 7, when it's currently 0? Even my weather app has lost it's mind, there's no hope for the rest of us.
February 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
How can the low be 7, when it's currently 0? Even my weather app has lost it's mind, there's no hope for the rest of us.
Off for an early dinner and theatre tonight with my mam and sister, simultaneously so excited and feeling like I've left a limb behind because my little mini isn't with me. It feels so wrong when I'm out for fun and not work 🤷🏻♀️
January 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Off for an early dinner and theatre tonight with my mam and sister, simultaneously so excited and feeling like I've left a limb behind because my little mini isn't with me. It feels so wrong when I'm out for fun and not work 🤷🏻♀️