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Computer, Erase That Entire Personal Log
@malonkey1.bsky.social
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making a platform with character limits is anti-autistic hate, I know my rights, you can't fucking do this to me, i have a god-given right to yap and when the revolution comes all you bourgeois dogs will hear all my insipid star trek opinions so help me go
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Literally you
A photograph of Vidkun Quisling, Norwegian Nazi collaborator and origin of the word "quisling" as a term for traitors and collaborators.
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Magic the gathering card Defenstrate
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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yeah this one's not even funny
Meme in the style of the "Zohran for Mayor" campaign logo. Text reads "I NEED TP FOR my bunghole" Behind the text is Beavis from Beavis and Butthead with his shirt pulled up over his head and hands raised, to denote that he is in his "Cornholio" persona.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Crude stick figure drawing of two people in goggles, a man and a woman, standing next to a pedestal with a cherry on it. the man asks "Hey why are we wearing goggles Aunt Jane? It's just one cherry." The woman, holding an oversized mallet overhead in preparation to slam it down on the cherry, replies "Your Uncle Bob said the same thing. Next thing you know the pit flies out and all his drinking buddies call him Patch the Pirate and sing sea shanties at him."
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Ahoy!
A "Jolly Roger" flag: A black flag with a white skull over a pair of crossed swords, colored likewise.
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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i'm only including part of the post because i don't want to pick a fight but god i wish people would stop saying that Germany was fascist in World War I it's very very frustrating and it triggers my "um actually" impulse so fuckin bad man. Tolkien did hate Nazis but he did not fight them in WWI.
partial screenshot of a post. Text reads "Tolkien fought World War I against fascists while stationed in No Man's Land: one of the worst possible places to be assigned to as a soldier."
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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An XKCD comic depicting a stick figure pointing at a chart while speaking to another stick figure in a bridal veil. The chart has an X axis of time (with points labeled "yesterday" and "today") and a Y axis of numbers of husband (with points labeled "0" and "1"). There is a straight line through the points of 0 husbands yesterday and 1 husband today, continuing long past that point to continue the trend. The stick figure pointing to the chart explains, "As you can see, by late next month, you'll have over four dozen husbands. Better get a bulk rate on wedding cake."
October 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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MY RIBS
Screenshot from the video showing the AI "game." The protagonist is pointing a gun at an AC unit on the wall of a building and there's a messy approximation of a radial UI common to many FPS games. The options, from the top clockwise: An X icon labeled "Co\dent", An unlabeled, indistinct blocky icon, A C icon labeled "⭕ Lergevhtiepsappe", an A icon labeled "Guwht Dade" and an indistinct icon that vaguely resembles a hooded head labeled "Jalvdonre"
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Altered screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants showing a wall labeled "EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH" with 44 identical picture frames. The picture frames have been altered to have the profile picture of bluesky user @brendelbored.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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i think i goofed something up somewhere
A low-quality drawing that, while following the letter of the instructions, misinterprets them resulting in a comical mistake. The cat ears are on the side of the body, the paws are skewed far to the right side, and the face is off-center to the left, sideways, and has a haunted expression.
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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See as a kid I thought it was a reference to that one windows screensaver:
Picture of an old Windows screensaver consisting of branching, tangled, multi-colored pipes.
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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people are saying tom paris looks like nick locarno my brother in christ tom paris doesn't even look like tom paris
Screenshot of a dialog panel from Star Trek: Voyager - Across the Unknown. It shows Tom Paris saying "With all due respect, ma'am, observer is hardly a title befitting my talents. I'm the best damn pilot in this sector. Call me 'pilot extraordinaire', Ensign." Tom Paris does not look at all like he looked in the show, bearing no resemblance to his actor on Voyager, Robert Duncan McNeill.
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Ah. Well that tells me a fair bit.
Screenshot from the Wikipedia article of Ross Douthat, containing the heading "Views" and the first line of that section, which simply reads "Douthat is a conservative.[24][7][15]"
October 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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meme of Squidward looking terrified to the point that his eyes are bulging and his nose and mouth have shrunk to almost nothing. Text reads "when I'm in a sucking rich cock competition and my opponent is forbes"
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Drawing of Shadow the Hedgehog standing over a beaten-up Sonic, looking off into the distance, disinterested. He is saying "They beating yo ass in the QRTs"
October 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Screenshot of a Twitter post from wint (@dril) from 10 Nov. 2011. Text reads: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
October 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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i read this book, this terrible book, the worst book i've ever read, it's by this awful man, johnny swift, he's a terrible man people, let me tell you he said we should eat the babies! can you believe that? this radical leftist terrorist johnny swift wants us to abort the irish babies and eat them
Photo of Donald Trump standing at a microphone speaking.
September 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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this cyberpunk teachin me how to download bread recipes from sumerian tablets, that snow crash shit ain't nothing to me man
screenshot of Dracula from the viral Dracula Flow video series
September 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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pictured: the WotC Boardroom
A picture of three Ferengi. The one in the middle is grinning smugly, while the two flanking him are frowning seriously.
September 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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"Patrick Dunk" meme. Text reads "$435 TO THE FUCK"
September 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A close-up crop of of the cover from the original post, showing only Superman's squinting, subtly smiling face. It has impact font text at the top and bottom: CLEARLY/YOU DON'T OWN AN AIR FRYER
September 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Screenshot of a twitter post from @dril. It reads: and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
September 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Photo of Charlie Kirk with his arm over the shoulder of Kyle Rittenhouse, both smiling at the camera. Beneath the photo is a headline that reads "'Political Violence Has Not Place Here,' Says Place Where Political Violence Is Regularly Rewarded"
September 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM