Malcolm McKinsey
@malcolmmckinsey.bsky.social
I am a happily retired public school teacher; a writer of web content; a follower of politics; an advocate of democracy; a twitterpated new grandfather; a model railroad aficionado; and a major and minor league baseball fan.
Up early to deal with the impending snow. Ever hopeful and yet always disappointed.
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Up early to deal with the impending snow. Ever hopeful and yet always disappointed.
Go on, MAGA cult members, tell us all how these are not your issues. This is Grok's list.
Be sure to add your own mistakes!
Be sure to add your own mistakes!
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Go on, MAGA cult members, tell us all how these are not your issues. This is Grok's list.
Be sure to add your own mistakes!
Be sure to add your own mistakes!
Victimhood, not understanding governance, expectations of blind loyalty, and simplistic views on policy. Who does that sound like?
Go on, MAGA cult members, explain this.
Go on, MAGA cult members, explain this.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Victimhood, not understanding governance, expectations of blind loyalty, and simplistic views on policy. Who does that sound like?
Go on, MAGA cult members, explain this.
Go on, MAGA cult members, explain this.
Transcript of Donnie Dipshit at the turkey pardoning.
He’s a felon, an obese orange monstrosity, a lazy semiliterate septuagenarian, and a serial adulterer, but most of all he’s a dementia patient.
He’s a felon, an obese orange monstrosity, a lazy semiliterate septuagenarian, and a serial adulterer, but most of all he’s a dementia patient.
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Transcript of Donnie Dipshit at the turkey pardoning.
He’s a felon, an obese orange monstrosity, a lazy semiliterate septuagenarian, and a serial adulterer, but most of all he’s a dementia patient.
He’s a felon, an obese orange monstrosity, a lazy semiliterate septuagenarian, and a serial adulterer, but most of all he’s a dementia patient.
Schlumpy laughs with murderer MBS and suddenly admires "communist" Mamdani.
I say his medications have changed.
Dementia meds, blood thinners, antidepressants, Eric's cocaine; something's changed.
When was the last time you saw the despicable dickhead laugh?
I say his medications have changed.
Dementia meds, blood thinners, antidepressants, Eric's cocaine; something's changed.
When was the last time you saw the despicable dickhead laugh?
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Schlumpy laughs with murderer MBS and suddenly admires "communist" Mamdani.
I say his medications have changed.
Dementia meds, blood thinners, antidepressants, Eric's cocaine; something's changed.
When was the last time you saw the despicable dickhead laugh?
I say his medications have changed.
Dementia meds, blood thinners, antidepressants, Eric's cocaine; something's changed.
When was the last time you saw the despicable dickhead laugh?
Civics 101 For MAGA Morons:
Answer to earlier question: the U.S. enjoys three co-equal branches of government: Judiciary, Executive, and Legislative.
Next question:
How many crimes has Schlumpy been found guilty of?
Go on, MAGA, dismiss it because it offends your invented alternate reality.
Answer to earlier question: the U.S. enjoys three co-equal branches of government: Judiciary, Executive, and Legislative.
Next question:
How many crimes has Schlumpy been found guilty of?
Go on, MAGA, dismiss it because it offends your invented alternate reality.
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Civics 101 For MAGA Morons:
Answer to earlier question: the U.S. enjoys three co-equal branches of government: Judiciary, Executive, and Legislative.
Next question:
How many crimes has Schlumpy been found guilty of?
Go on, MAGA, dismiss it because it offends your invented alternate reality.
Answer to earlier question: the U.S. enjoys three co-equal branches of government: Judiciary, Executive, and Legislative.
Next question:
How many crimes has Schlumpy been found guilty of?
Go on, MAGA, dismiss it because it offends your invented alternate reality.
Today's Basic Civics for MAGA Morons:
How many branches of our federal government do we have under the U.S. Constitution?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) 4
E) 5
Name them.
Answers tomorrow.
Too tough? Then maybe you should STFU and "do your own research."
How many branches of our federal government do we have under the U.S. Constitution?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) 4
E) 5
Name them.
Answers tomorrow.
Too tough? Then maybe you should STFU and "do your own research."
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Today's Basic Civics for MAGA Morons:
How many branches of our federal government do we have under the U.S. Constitution?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) 4
E) 5
Name them.
Answers tomorrow.
Too tough? Then maybe you should STFU and "do your own research."
How many branches of our federal government do we have under the U.S. Constitution?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) 4
E) 5
Name them.
Answers tomorrow.
Too tough? Then maybe you should STFU and "do your own research."
Today's Easy-Peasey MAGA Moron Civics Lesson: The 27th Amendment.
US Representatives and Senators cannot vote themselves pay raises during their own terms.
Ratified May 5, 1992.
US Representatives and Senators cannot vote themselves pay raises during their own terms.
Ratified May 5, 1992.
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Today's Easy-Peasey MAGA Moron Civics Lesson: The 27th Amendment.
US Representatives and Senators cannot vote themselves pay raises during their own terms.
Ratified May 5, 1992.
US Representatives and Senators cannot vote themselves pay raises during their own terms.
Ratified May 5, 1992.
Today's Civics for MAGA Morons:
The 26th Amendment
Ratified on July 1, 1971, this amendment allows 18-year-olds to vote.
18-year-olds. You know. Adults.
ADULTS
Anyone under 18 is not an adult.
NOT AN ADULT
Talkin' to you, GOP.
Talkin' to you, MAGA morons.
Talkin' to you, Schlumpy.
The 26th Amendment
Ratified on July 1, 1971, this amendment allows 18-year-olds to vote.
18-year-olds. You know. Adults.
ADULTS
Anyone under 18 is not an adult.
NOT AN ADULT
Talkin' to you, GOP.
Talkin' to you, MAGA morons.
Talkin' to you, Schlumpy.
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Today's Civics for MAGA Morons:
The 26th Amendment
Ratified on July 1, 1971, this amendment allows 18-year-olds to vote.
18-year-olds. You know. Adults.
ADULTS
Anyone under 18 is not an adult.
NOT AN ADULT
Talkin' to you, GOP.
Talkin' to you, MAGA morons.
Talkin' to you, Schlumpy.
The 26th Amendment
Ratified on July 1, 1971, this amendment allows 18-year-olds to vote.
18-year-olds. You know. Adults.
ADULTS
Anyone under 18 is not an adult.
NOT AN ADULT
Talkin' to you, GOP.
Talkin' to you, MAGA morons.
Talkin' to you, Schlumpy.
Asking for a nation:
Can the "Long Goodbye" be a little shorter?
Can the "Long Goodbye" be a little shorter?
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Asking for a nation:
Can the "Long Goodbye" be a little shorter?
Can the "Long Goodbye" be a little shorter?
Attention SNAP recipients:
This almost-nutritious cereal is now available at all GOP-gerrymandered districts at a substantial discount.
(disclaimer: I made the image using AI, in case some MAGA morons think it's real)
This almost-nutritious cereal is now available at all GOP-gerrymandered districts at a substantial discount.
(disclaimer: I made the image using AI, in case some MAGA morons think it's real)
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Attention SNAP recipients:
This almost-nutritious cereal is now available at all GOP-gerrymandered districts at a substantial discount.
(disclaimer: I made the image using AI, in case some MAGA morons think it's real)
This almost-nutritious cereal is now available at all GOP-gerrymandered districts at a substantial discount.
(disclaimer: I made the image using AI, in case some MAGA morons think it's real)
Civics for MAGA Morons: The 25th Amendment, ratified February 10, 1967
The important words: when "the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."
Talking to you, Schlumpy
The important words: when "the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."
Talking to you, Schlumpy
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Civics for MAGA Morons: The 25th Amendment, ratified February 10, 1967
The important words: when "the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."
Talking to you, Schlumpy
The important words: when "the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President."
Talking to you, Schlumpy
Schlumpy forces me into a moral dilemma.
I refuse to donate to food pantries whose items will benefit MAGA idiots who voted against their own interests.
But their CHILDREN did not vote and do not deserve to starve because their parents are morons.
How do I help the kids and deny the parents?
I refuse to donate to food pantries whose items will benefit MAGA idiots who voted against their own interests.
But their CHILDREN did not vote and do not deserve to starve because their parents are morons.
How do I help the kids and deny the parents?
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Schlumpy forces me into a moral dilemma.
I refuse to donate to food pantries whose items will benefit MAGA idiots who voted against their own interests.
But their CHILDREN did not vote and do not deserve to starve because their parents are morons.
How do I help the kids and deny the parents?
I refuse to donate to food pantries whose items will benefit MAGA idiots who voted against their own interests.
But their CHILDREN did not vote and do not deserve to starve because their parents are morons.
How do I help the kids and deny the parents?
Today's Civics Basics for MAGA Morons: The 24th Amendment outlawed poll taxes and other anti-voting taxes.
This amendment was ratified January 23, 1964.
Failing to scare away enough voters to guarantee power, the GOP turned to other limitations like voter ID, now required in 36 states.
This amendment was ratified January 23, 1964.
Failing to scare away enough voters to guarantee power, the GOP turned to other limitations like voter ID, now required in 36 states.
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Today's Civics Basics for MAGA Morons: The 24th Amendment outlawed poll taxes and other anti-voting taxes.
This amendment was ratified January 23, 1964.
Failing to scare away enough voters to guarantee power, the GOP turned to other limitations like voter ID, now required in 36 states.
This amendment was ratified January 23, 1964.
Failing to scare away enough voters to guarantee power, the GOP turned to other limitations like voter ID, now required in 36 states.
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship. Rule 25:
Superfluous compliments and all affectation of ceremony are to be avoided, yet where due they are not to be neglected.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship. Rule 25:
Superfluous compliments and all affectation of ceremony are to be avoided, yet where due they are not to be neglected.
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship. Rule 25:
Superfluous compliments and all affectation of ceremony are to be avoided, yet where due they are not to be neglected.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship. Rule 25:
Superfluous compliments and all affectation of ceremony are to be avoided, yet where due they are not to be neglected.
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 24:
Do not laugh too loud or too much at any public spectacle.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 24:
Do not laugh too loud or too much at any public spectacle.
November 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 24:
Do not laugh too loud or too much at any public spectacle.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 24:
Do not laugh too loud or too much at any public spectacle.
Today's Civics Basics for MAGA Idiots:
The 23rd Amendment to the US Constitution, ratified on March 29, 1961, allowed residents of Washington, DC to vote for electors and to vote in federal elections.
They DO NOT have representatives in Congress.
The 23rd Amendment to the US Constitution, ratified on March 29, 1961, allowed residents of Washington, DC to vote for electors and to vote in federal elections.
They DO NOT have representatives in Congress.
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Today's Civics Basics for MAGA Idiots:
The 23rd Amendment to the US Constitution, ratified on March 29, 1961, allowed residents of Washington, DC to vote for electors and to vote in federal elections.
They DO NOT have representatives in Congress.
The 23rd Amendment to the US Constitution, ratified on March 29, 1961, allowed residents of Washington, DC to vote for electors and to vote in federal elections.
They DO NOT have representatives in Congress.
Today's Civics 101 for MAGA Morons:
The 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution was ratified on February 27, 1951. It limits to two the number of times a person can be elected POTUS. It sets conditions for presidents who succeed to the unexpired terms of their predecessors.
Somebody tell Schlumpy.
The 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution was ratified on February 27, 1951. It limits to two the number of times a person can be elected POTUS. It sets conditions for presidents who succeed to the unexpired terms of their predecessors.
Somebody tell Schlumpy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Today's Civics 101 for MAGA Morons:
The 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution was ratified on February 27, 1951. It limits to two the number of times a person can be elected POTUS. It sets conditions for presidents who succeed to the unexpired terms of their predecessors.
Somebody tell Schlumpy.
The 22nd Amendment to the US Constitution was ratified on February 27, 1951. It limits to two the number of times a person can be elected POTUS. It sets conditions for presidents who succeed to the unexpired terms of their predecessors.
Somebody tell Schlumpy.
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 23:
When you see a crime punished, you may be inwardly pleased, but always show pity to the suffering offender.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 23:
When you see a crime punished, you may be inwardly pleased, but always show pity to the suffering offender.
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 23:
When you see a crime punished, you may be inwardly pleased, but always show pity to the suffering offender.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 23:
When you see a crime punished, you may be inwardly pleased, but always show pity to the suffering offender.
Flash!
NYT reports that GOP still has no spine.
NYT reports that GOP still has no spine.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Flash!
NYT reports that GOP still has no spine.
NYT reports that GOP still has no spine.
These are the most unintentionally funny ads.
I hope the Democratic Wave last night helps end the clearance sale and restores my beloved country.
Impeach
Impoverish
Imprison
That’ll improve America.
I hope the Democratic Wave last night helps end the clearance sale and restores my beloved country.
Impeach
Impoverish
Imprison
That’ll improve America.
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
These are the most unintentionally funny ads.
I hope the Democratic Wave last night helps end the clearance sale and restores my beloved country.
Impeach
Impoverish
Imprison
That’ll improve America.
I hope the Democratic Wave last night helps end the clearance sale and restores my beloved country.
Impeach
Impoverish
Imprison
That’ll improve America.
Today's Civics Lesson for MAGA Cult Members:
The 21st Amendment repealed the 18th Amendment and allowed possession, sale, importation, and transportation of alcoholic beverages.
The 18th Amendment lasted 12 years, 10 months, 19 days.
Pop Quiz: How many amendments does our Constitution have?
The 21st Amendment repealed the 18th Amendment and allowed possession, sale, importation, and transportation of alcoholic beverages.
The 18th Amendment lasted 12 years, 10 months, 19 days.
Pop Quiz: How many amendments does our Constitution have?
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Today's Civics Lesson for MAGA Cult Members:
The 21st Amendment repealed the 18th Amendment and allowed possession, sale, importation, and transportation of alcoholic beverages.
The 18th Amendment lasted 12 years, 10 months, 19 days.
Pop Quiz: How many amendments does our Constitution have?
The 21st Amendment repealed the 18th Amendment and allowed possession, sale, importation, and transportation of alcoholic beverages.
The 18th Amendment lasted 12 years, 10 months, 19 days.
Pop Quiz: How many amendments does our Constitution have?
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, copied out from another text when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 22:
Show not yourself glad at the misfortune of another, though he were your enemy.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 22:
Show not yourself glad at the misfortune of another, though he were your enemy.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
George Washington's 1745 Rules of Civility and Decent Behavior in Company and Conversation, copied out from another text when he was a 14-15 year-old lad.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 22:
Show not yourself glad at the misfortune of another, though he were your enemy.
He did this as an exercise in penmanship.
Rule 22:
Show not yourself glad at the misfortune of another, though he were your enemy.