Malcolm Pierce
@malcolm.redbirdmenace.com
The hinterlands is a shadow kingdom that can only sustain a provost or a denier.
These two tried to steal my Ritz Crackers, they are in detention.
September 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
These two tried to steal my Ritz Crackers, they are in detention.
the world is terrible and I can only cope with memes of my cat
the millennial experience
the millennial experience
September 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
the world is terrible and I can only cope with memes of my cat
the millennial experience
the millennial experience
Fine I'll join the trend
September 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Fine I'll join the trend
never gonna give twitter traffic again but this is an all timer from the good times
August 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
never gonna give twitter traffic again but this is an all timer from the good times
not proud of it but clearly
August 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
not proud of it but clearly
Insomnia makes you do very silly things
August 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Insomnia makes you do very silly things
History will never forgive us for literally accomplishing a miracle then rejecting it. Two boats and a helicopter.
August 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
History will never forgive us for literally accomplishing a miracle then rejecting it. Two boats and a helicopter.
if you see this post a bad woman you love
August 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
if you see this post a bad woman you love
Banged my foot on the stairs to avoid stepping on this kitty's tail, fortunately she's sitting on my feet now to help it heal. Good cat, 10/10, no notes
August 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Banged my foot on the stairs to avoid stepping on this kitty's tail, fortunately she's sitting on my feet now to help it heal. Good cat, 10/10, no notes
post a title screen that is iconic to you
August 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
post a title screen that is iconic to you
Looked at a few pet insurance options and my cats are the same age but because of their breed,
July 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Looked at a few pet insurance options and my cats are the same age but because of their breed,
There has never been a moment so appropriate for this joke
July 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There has never been a moment so appropriate for this joke
I should not be allowed to be online
July 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I should not be allowed to be online
So annoying that incredibly rich people, who were made incredibly rich off technology, simply do not understand AGI as well as me, a self-taught programmer with arts and law degrees
July 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
So annoying that incredibly rich people, who were made incredibly rich off technology, simply do not understand AGI as well as me, a self-taught programmer with arts and law degrees
oh god I'm just dead, canonically
July 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
oh god I'm just dead, canonically
Revolution by the proletariat against the army and the church
July 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Revolution by the proletariat against the army and the church
Gotta love a cat with a big face but also a small face is loveable
July 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Gotta love a cat with a big face but also a small face is loveable
u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u
(I hope we sufficiently rehearsed a kidnapping)
(I hope we sufficiently rehearsed a kidnapping)
June 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
u have been kidnapped and a character from the last tv show u watched is trying to rescue u who is coming to save u
(I hope we sufficiently rehearsed a kidnapping)
(I hope we sufficiently rehearsed a kidnapping)
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.
June 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I took HBO's "Which Deadwood Character Are you?" quiz! Click here to take the quiz.