malaphor
@mal-pal.bsky.social
Lunch lady, habitual playlist creator, Sims enthusiast. I don't have a lot to say, but I'm taking in the blue sky
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If you voted for him, you've done this.
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you voted for him, you've done this.
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It’s not even noon on Monday and the president of the United States has endorsed domestic violence.
September 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s not even noon on Monday and the president of the United States has endorsed domestic violence.
Before you marry a cheese lover consider the cost of raising his cheese-loving offspring
July 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Before you marry a cheese lover consider the cost of raising his cheese-loving offspring
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So now we have 2 fascist parties?
Elon Musk said a new political party he has been threatening to start up “is formed,” a day after President Donald Trump signed a tax-cut and spending bill that the Tesla billionaire CEO has denounced
Musk Declares ‘America Party’ Formed After Trump’s Bill Passes
Elon Musk said a new political party he has been threatening to start up “is formed,” a day after President Donald Trump signed a tax-cut and spending bill that the Tesla Inc. billionaire chief executive officer has denounced.
bloom.bg
July 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So now we have 2 fascist parties?
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Getting roasted in my internal monologue group chat
June 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Getting roasted in my internal monologue group chat
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June 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I think it’s time we start drawing vaginas instead of penises on people who fall asleep at parties.
June 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I think it’s time we start drawing vaginas instead of penises on people who fall asleep at parties.
Give Mitch McConnell a swirly
June 26, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Give Mitch McConnell a swirly
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BREAKING:
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
June 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
BREAKING:
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering".
It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists.
You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE!
#MAGAKidnappers
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Things look so good for Trump’s ridiculous military parade they literally have to advertise they’ll pay people to be in attendance via a Craigslist ad.
That’s small d*** energy if I’ve ever seen it.
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www.distractify.com/p/seat-fille...
That’s small d*** energy if I’ve ever seen it.
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www.distractify.com/p/seat-fille...
June 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Things look so good for Trump’s ridiculous military parade they literally have to advertise they’ll pay people to be in attendance via a Craigslist ad.
That’s small d*** energy if I’ve ever seen it.
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www.distractify.com/p/seat-fille...
That’s small d*** energy if I’ve ever seen it.
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www.distractify.com/p/seat-fille...
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I'm having trouble grappling with our current reality: once per day (at least), the president does something that's so wildly illegal it more than merits launching an immediate impeachment process.
And then nothing happens. It's not just enraging; it's enervating and demoralizing as hell.
And then nothing happens. It's not just enraging; it's enervating and demoralizing as hell.
June 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm having trouble grappling with our current reality: once per day (at least), the president does something that's so wildly illegal it more than merits launching an immediate impeachment process.
And then nothing happens. It's not just enraging; it's enervating and demoralizing as hell.
And then nothing happens. It's not just enraging; it's enervating and demoralizing as hell.
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Living for summer in the back yard #catsofbluesky
June 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Living for summer in the back yard #catsofbluesky
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I don’t want to live in a world where people are in jail and barred from work for smoking weed but an unelected man actively abusing ketamine faces no repercussions for illegally seizing all of our data and making decisions that kill hundreds of thousands of people
May 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I don’t want to live in a world where people are in jail and barred from work for smoking weed but an unelected man actively abusing ketamine faces no repercussions for illegally seizing all of our data and making decisions that kill hundreds of thousands of people
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THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
It’s a total takeover & destruction of the population. I’m surprised the press isn’t talking about it more. It’s akin to what was done in Russia. I’m too angry to try to write about it. I hope more will soon. #AUTOGENOCIDE
It’s a total takeover & destruction of the population. I’m surprised the press isn’t talking about it more. It’s akin to what was done in Russia. I’m too angry to try to write about it. I hope more will soon. #AUTOGENOCIDE
May 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
THIS IS WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
It’s a total takeover & destruction of the population. I’m surprised the press isn’t talking about it more. It’s akin to what was done in Russia. I’m too angry to try to write about it. I hope more will soon. #AUTOGENOCIDE
It’s a total takeover & destruction of the population. I’m surprised the press isn’t talking about it more. It’s akin to what was done in Russia. I’m too angry to try to write about it. I hope more will soon. #AUTOGENOCIDE
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There needs to be a spreading hands emoji for posts like this. This is so well said.
May 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
There needs to be a spreading hands emoji for posts like this. This is so well said.
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Meanwhile, Bone Spurs and Brain Worm will outlive us all.
a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Meanwhile, Bone Spurs and Brain Worm will outlive us all.