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dennis illinois
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this is my 1 chance to have a normal online experience

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sorry but you can't softblock on this app so if you don't know me on the other app and you followed me and we have no mutuals then i probably would block you
i love you nyc for having the worst "newspaper" printing simply the best front page ever existed
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine. haha just kidding!! my shits fucked
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
what the hell is happening here
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
how im dressed on my way to break up with your boyfriend
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
when you live your whole life believing that being white should automatically grant you +5 racial bonus to being attractive, your crush dating a brown woman tends to feel like your personal 9/11
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
im normal
October 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
every time i get on a very crowded train coming from ohare, i've gotten awfully good at standing near the people who look like they would get off at logan square so i can get a seat. 9/10 i am correct. my logan square resident radar is insane
May 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
bizarre dream that france got a new king and they are crowning him with a beret on live television
May 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
spent $3.99 on one of these low sugar gummy candy out of sheer curiosity and it made me wanna k word myself
April 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
there's so much libposting on this platform i have migraine
March 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
im getting my ass into a union one way or another !!!!!!!!!1
March 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
new hormonal IUD is making my boobs bigger for 1 week out of the month but it's also giving me boob pimples. the lord gives and the lord takes away
March 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
an old couple holding hands walking around in the daley plaza pointing at buildings. romance is not dead
March 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
missed my bus by a minute. gonna have to kill myself
March 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by dennis illinois
centrists are unbelievable sometimes
March 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i think the #1 metric i use to measure the intelligence of a rich person is how good they are at staying away from the internet. just fucking opacity fades from the public eye once they've made their millions. if i won the lottery you would never fucking hear from me ever again
February 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
imagine getting rejected by a college known to accept a lot of asians and think, well, it must be a brown person's fault
February 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
happy that my partner got a good job; not happy that planes are falling out of the sky & two planes almost hit each other at Midway airport and he's traveling for work like 2 weeks out of a month
February 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Reposted by dennis illinois
For those who haven’t seen this MASTERPIECE in person yet, it is meant to be viewed from 3 angles:

From below: map of CTA network
From side: picture of bus
From front: picture of train
February 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
February 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
my ex in 2015:
February 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
texas is called the lone star state because it's a one star review type of state and this should be their flag
January 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
addison bus is fucked
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i love blocking every single follower idk
January 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i think biden can pardon one more guy.....
December 20, 2024 at 12:16 AM