TUESDAY APRIL 1ST!
Is nautical nonsense something ye wish? Then we got you covered scallywag 🏴‍☠️
Our 27 song Compendium: Land Ho! Hits all streaming platforms at noon. Are ye a landlubber? Or will ye sail with us? YARGGGG #diy #pirate #music #shantycore #nautical #ocean #arg #tape #comedy

Caught a man slipping into my chamber past the witching hour had to hit em with that sleepy #dollarstorespell

Didn’t even need to open my tome

#wokeuplikethis

AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS! Our new single has hit the high seas. Will ye plunder with us or plunder against us?

open.spotify.com/album/0DvD3j...

it’s dnd night and we’re rolling death saves

Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can carefully place moss on rolling stones. I can tell townspeople what time it isn't. I can glue googly eyes to the tiniest of pinecones. I can try to convince squirrels to levitate.

I’m a #wizard
I do my own shit
I’m a wizard
I’m brewing #potions

open.spotify.com/track/1i23Y9...

A little #promosky to find my people ☺️ some of my interest are

🔮The Arcane
📒Grimoires
🧌Ugly Little Bastards
😈Villainy
🪄Magic Items
🎻Bardcore
👹Demonic Pacts
😝Freaky Ass Wenches (elves w/ a phatty hmu🧝🏼‍♂️)!!!!
👑Regicide
👻Haunted Crypts
☄️Jiggle Ball Pop
🗡️Fatal Combat
☘️That Dwarvish Kush

Our new #single is out now on all platforms. For all our Indie Sleaze lovers out there 💜

open.spotify.com/album/59kWC1...

Some bandits tried to steal my catalytic converter so I turned them into a fine layer of dust on the cobble #bastardboygang

Tfw your buddy shows you their fangs and gay ass cape so now you gotta cave their skull in

open.spotify.com/track/5piubI...

I killed a guard and it made me #hard

open.spotify.com/track/73xjnX...

Gods. How embarrassing. Fine wenches in the corner and this fool doesn’t know Ragnar The Red

A little #promosky to find my people ☺️ some of my interest are

🔮The Arcane
📒Grimoires
🧌Ugly Little Bastards
😈Villainy
🪄Magic Items
🎻Bardcore
👹Demonic Pacts
😝Freaky Ass Wenches (elves w/ a phatty hmu🧝🏼‍♂️)!!!!
👑Regicide
👻Haunted Crypts
☄️Jiggle Ball Pop
🗡️Fatal Combat
☘️That Dwarvish Kush

Every tome I own is expensive & it’s vintage 🤑 #bastardboygang
open.spotify.com/track/52Fs2h...

REAL GOBLIN H8R MUSIC
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