Major English, Esquire
@majorenglish.bsky.social
a tropical depression.
(she/her, pan, 21+ pls, I am srsly too ancient for teenagers)
(she/her, pan, 21+ pls, I am srsly too ancient for teenagers)
Yes, hello, I would like to defund the police, please.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Yes, hello, I would like to defund the police, please.
my mom is radicalizing at an incredible pace, god bless
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
my mom is radicalizing at an incredible pace, god bless
they're losing the lifelong dem moms
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
they're losing the lifelong dem moms
@belledejour.bsky.social for your match post? $35 to feedhopenow.org
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@belledejour.bsky.social for your match post? $35 to feedhopenow.org
I don't think there would be more comfort for these men in finding "understanding" of them through the obliteration of, say, feminism or leftism. If one or both of those imploded, they would pine for the time where they perceived themselves as outcasts.
October 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't think there would be more comfort for these men in finding "understanding" of them through the obliteration of, say, feminism or leftism. If one or both of those imploded, they would pine for the time where they perceived themselves as outcasts.
I burst out laughing omg
"Prosecute the organization."
"Okay, well, it's for real an organization but not an organization."
"It's a group."
"Oh, for sure. But it's less like a group and more like a movement."
"The movement of a group."
"The idea of an idea of a group, definitely."
"Sure. For sure."
"Prosecute the organization."
"Okay, well, it's for real an organization but not an organization."
"It's a group."
"Oh, for sure. But it's less like a group and more like a movement."
"The movement of a group."
"The idea of an idea of a group, definitely."
"Sure. For sure."
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I burst out laughing omg
"Prosecute the organization."
"Okay, well, it's for real an organization but not an organization."
"It's a group."
"Oh, for sure. But it's less like a group and more like a movement."
"The movement of a group."
"The idea of an idea of a group, definitely."
"Sure. For sure."
"Prosecute the organization."
"Okay, well, it's for real an organization but not an organization."
"It's a group."
"Oh, for sure. But it's less like a group and more like a movement."
"The movement of a group."
"The idea of an idea of a group, definitely."
"Sure. For sure."
Dude idolizes and elevates Twitter talking heads. Talks down to an on-the-ground reporter who is a woman. Gets told that their snideness isn't as mature as they think it is. Cuts and runs when called out gently. Proves they're an infant when called out again.
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dude idolizes and elevates Twitter talking heads. Talks down to an on-the-ground reporter who is a woman. Gets told that their snideness isn't as mature as they think it is. Cuts and runs when called out gently. Proves they're an infant when called out again.
I don't know what they replied because they did a post-n-block, but since we're framing everything how we want to these days, I assume they said, "You're right. I should stop punching left and figure out who it is that wants me to focus on a Twitch streamer as my enemy instead of the corrupt state."
October 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I don't know what they replied because they did a post-n-block, but since we're framing everything how we want to these days, I assume they said, "You're right. I should stop punching left and figure out who it is that wants me to focus on a Twitch streamer as my enemy instead of the corrupt state."
i feel like if you bother to tag your nihilism you're not really much of a nihilist at all
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i feel like if you bother to tag your nihilism you're not really much of a nihilist at all
Got mine in CFL 2 weeks ago at a CVS. There was an article in the Orlando Sentinel where they quoted someone from CVS Health saying that if you can't get an appointment for a vax, the same people who administer shots at the MinuteClinic can issue you an Rx to get the vax anyway.
September 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Got mine in CFL 2 weeks ago at a CVS. There was an article in the Orlando Sentinel where they quoted someone from CVS Health saying that if you can't get an appointment for a vax, the same people who administer shots at the MinuteClinic can issue you an Rx to get the vax anyway.
This is what's setting us back at every step when we contact the CC companies to ask why we can't purchase age-appropriate works and when we contact our representatives to ask that they not support censorship. Some guys—who consume our communities' works!—want to "epicly own" some other guys.
September 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is what's setting us back at every step when we contact the CC companies to ask why we can't purchase age-appropriate works and when we contact our representatives to ask that they not support censorship. Some guys—who consume our communities' works!—want to "epicly own" some other guys.
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Without downloading any new images, where are you mentally?
Passionfruit update:
August 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Passionfruit update:
Honestly, it was a tossup between that image and this one. Chickens are as holy as the sun. I will not be taking questions.
August 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Honestly, it was a tossup between that image and this one. Chickens are as holy as the sun. I will not be taking questions.
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:
August 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy:
I don't need chatbots I'm gettin my good ideas from other apps
August 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I don't need chatbots I'm gettin my good ideas from other apps
Screenshot for when this person decides to block me instead of calming the fuck down.
Democrats, you're starting to sound like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Democrats, you're starting to sound like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
August 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Screenshot for when this person decides to block me instead of calming the fuck down.
Democrats, you're starting to sound like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Democrats, you're starting to sound like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
The only blunt object I need to grab to fight my way through Windhelm when I learn that they blame their problems on their comrade Dunmer instead of the hereditary monarchy of the Stormcloak who started beefing with the elected ruler of Skyrim before even asking him if he was down for a revolution.
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The only blunt object I need to grab to fight my way through Windhelm when I learn that they blame their problems on their comrade Dunmer instead of the hereditary monarchy of the Stormcloak who started beefing with the elected ruler of Skyrim before even asking him if he was down for a revolution.
Wait, why do we have the same ridiculous texture of hair???? Girl, the humidity under that velvet crown, nooooo
August 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wait, why do we have the same ridiculous texture of hair???? Girl, the humidity under that velvet crown, nooooo
This moronic bullshit.
August 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This moronic bullshit.
I was thinking about it too much, I had to go pull this up. It's too early in the season for it to really be Irma-coded and, again, most coming from that way curve north/northeast. But. Compare the projection vs. Irma's track. Makes me feel very ugh.
August 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was thinking about it too much, I had to go pull this up. It's too early in the season for it to really be Irma-coded and, again, most coming from that way curve north/northeast. But. Compare the projection vs. Irma's track. Makes me feel very ugh.
YES.
Ppl who are pulling this shit don't just refuse to see how it slips—they don't CARE that it slips. It went from "You MUST vote for Harris because, yes, she will continue the genocide and, yes, you'd be supporting continuing genocide in your vote, but it will be better than Trump's genocide" to-
Ppl who are pulling this shit don't just refuse to see how it slips—they don't CARE that it slips. It went from "You MUST vote for Harris because, yes, she will continue the genocide and, yes, you'd be supporting continuing genocide in your vote, but it will be better than Trump's genocide" to-
August 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
YES.
Ppl who are pulling this shit don't just refuse to see how it slips—they don't CARE that it slips. It went from "You MUST vote for Harris because, yes, she will continue the genocide and, yes, you'd be supporting continuing genocide in your vote, but it will be better than Trump's genocide" to-
Ppl who are pulling this shit don't just refuse to see how it slips—they don't CARE that it slips. It went from "You MUST vote for Harris because, yes, she will continue the genocide and, yes, you'd be supporting continuing genocide in your vote, but it will be better than Trump's genocide" to-
Weather radar showing a system pattern around the whole coast of Florida known as "I'm not touching yooooou"
August 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Weather radar showing a system pattern around the whole coast of Florida known as "I'm not touching yooooou"
this is what all AI users look like to me
August 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
this is what all AI users look like to me