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Johnny
@majinjohnny.bsky.social
salary man
streaming sucks because they don't have this song
Crystal Kay♥m-flo - DO U LIKE IT? (by Fantastic Plastic Machine)
YouTube video by goemon4
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October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
logged back into bluesky simply just to check if @luchawhorus.bsky.social was ok now that luchasaurus has returned
August 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
watched some TV, it was great!
June 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i think i'm gonna try watch more TV
May 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔥. spending another World Goth Day alone.
May 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
also, everybody was nice and smelled really good.
May 16, 2025 at 5:46 AM
but I'm in-between couch to 10k days so I'm counting this as "cross training"
May 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
tonight I returned to the tender age of 17 and acted a fool in the mosh pit

now I'm ribs are cramped up and my eyes are way too dry
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
top tip: go have supper with your siblings
May 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
is "crash out" the winner of fastest over used quote in 2025?
May 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
no moms no life
May 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ack i knew i should've went record shopping in the netherlands
May 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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God bless the rink: Ehrgeiz *on ice*
May 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i bought a kintsugi kit

into another rabbit hole i go!
May 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
seriously debated if i wanted to waste my rice on drying my soaked phone
May 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
today I replaced a light switch by myself, I feel invincible
May 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
jet lag is cool, but you know what's even cooler? jet lagged children
May 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'll just say it, if you don't go vote I'll fucking kill you
April 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
why aren't we putting pesto on everything?
April 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
switching between 6th Gen and 5th Gen (and lower) games got me all messed up when it comes to saving

autosave is truly a marvel of technology
April 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
yes it's me and my children dropping gold fish crackers in the world famous rijksmuseum
April 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
my parents aren't home so my brother and i went to their condo and watched wrestlemania, ate pizza, and drank beer like were teenagers again
April 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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WHAT IS JAZZ - TSHRIT BY dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
April 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
1. pistachio
2. cashew
....
40. tree nuts
999. peanut
April 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
had to ask my mom if i got all my vaccinations as a kid

"what? yeah of course. any needle they give you i tell them give you"
April 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM