For a dude from Forest Hills or wherever in monied Queens, his accent has always been weird AF. I can't think of any other person I've known from Queens speak like that (FWIW, Queens is the home base of my dad's family).

I know lampreys were a royal delicacy of the English aristocracy. What's the over/under he bit the head off that lamprey once it sucked his blood?

I love it when men who claim superiority over women can't do "manly" shit right.

Fun Fact: I had a pic of Jon Spencer that I cut out of a Rolling Stone in my HS locker.

I crawled into bed at like 6:30 yesterday. I logged off work a hair before 5:30 today and was bummed AF.

Like junior doesn't apply a five finger discount at the gas station...

Rain seems to have things short. I also noticed more adults this year. I don't care what their ages are or rationale, everyone deserves joy.

Happy Halloween, mofos.

TBH, I thought this was Brad Lander's race to loose. When Mamdani's videos started showing up in my algorithm, I thought the dude seems cool, but he's probably not going to win. Dude seems like he's got this. Cuomo and Sliwa can both eat bags upon bags of dicks.

Fair enough.

I get there's a lot going on but still. It feels like Old House Bluesky is non-existent.