“What’s for breakfast?”
“Diabetes.”
“Diabetes.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“What’s for breakfast?”
“Diabetes.”
“Diabetes.”
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
Sunday morning, and I’m going to church
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Sunday morning, and I’m going to church
When you’re at the Sears’ portrait studio and the edible kicks in
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When you’re at the Sears’ portrait studio and the edible kicks in
“Snap it up, kids. Those arteries got a long way to go.”
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Snap it up, kids. Those arteries got a long way to go.”
Next week, the Republicans will hold their “No Kinks” rallies
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Next week, the Republicans will hold their “No Kinks” rallies
Anime fan, one would hope
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Anime fan, one would hope
Working on Sunday is tolerable when you have cheese in a can
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Working on Sunday is tolerable when you have cheese in a can
The Royal couple, the President, and the First Lampshade
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Royal couple, the President, and the First Lampshade
Fuck it. We’re celebrating ham.
July 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Fuck it. We’re celebrating ham.
We all been there
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
We all been there
I succumbed and bought my cat soup. More of a bisque actually.
(I need to get out more)
(I need to get out more)
June 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I succumbed and bought my cat soup. More of a bisque actually.
(I need to get out more)
(I need to get out more)
When hauling a ladder, and you don’t have anything to hang, a Santa hat will do
May 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When hauling a ladder, and you don’t have anything to hang, a Santa hat will do
Something kept taking my dog’s bones off the deck. I was guessing raccoon, fox, or skunk.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
May 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Something kept taking my dog’s bones off the deck. I was guessing raccoon, fox, or skunk.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Tried this line in high school, never worked,
May 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tried this line in high school, never worked,
Haven’t burst not flames yet
April 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Haven’t burst not flames yet
Asked YouTube via voice for “flying over Tierra del Fuego.”
This is what got.
Fuck it, went with it.
This is what got.
Fuck it, went with it.
April 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Asked YouTube via voice for “flying over Tierra del Fuego.”
This is what got.
Fuck it, went with it.
This is what got.
Fuck it, went with it.
Check out the work of Andrew Clemens (1857-1894). Here’s one example
March 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Check out the work of Andrew Clemens (1857-1894). Here’s one example
Now, that’s marketing
March 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Now, that’s marketing
Lead us not into temptation
March 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Lead us not into temptation
The past is prologue (Oct. 3, 1979)
February 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The past is prologue (Oct. 3, 1979)
Picked the wrong day to “wear my pants dry.”
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Picked the wrong day to “wear my pants dry.”
Perhaps I should initiate a watering regimen.
February 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Perhaps I should initiate a watering regimen.
How tariffs affected a local Midcoast Maine business. Must read.
February 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
How tariffs affected a local Midcoast Maine business. Must read.