Maijak the Internet Derpskie
@maijakhusky.bsky.social
Stoobid Internet Dog 🐕🦺 | lvl. 23 | Pronouns: They/She | Asianese 🇨🇳 | Hard of Hearing 🧏♀️ | Trans-Fem 🏳️⚧️ | Boy Kisser 🏳️🌈 | Fursuit Performer 🎭 | Silent Suiter 🤫 | Traditional Artist 🎨 | 18+ only 🔞
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idk what to do with bluesky now that i made an account
ig i do shitpost & life/furry updates now lol
ig i do shitpost & life/furry updates now lol
the city night is...
it's definitely something alright
too bad i'll never see it again
it's definitely something alright
too bad i'll never see it again
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the city night is...
it's definitely something alright
too bad i'll never see it again
it's definitely something alright
too bad i'll never see it again
ngl i'd totally gift it to my girlfriend for the memes
Okay hold up, would it be funny if I put ALL OF my TikTok’s onto DVD and sold it?
Like there’s bonus features too.
“THIS BARDIC DVD FEATURES FASTPLAY!”
Like there’s bonus features too.
“THIS BARDIC DVD FEATURES FASTPLAY!”
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ngl i'd totally gift it to my girlfriend for the memes
"i'm all ears"
meanwhile my disassociating ass be like:
meanwhile my disassociating ass be like:
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"i'm all ears"
meanwhile my disassociating ass be like:
meanwhile my disassociating ass be like:
hi depressed
here's another dog
here's another dog
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
hi depressed
here's another dog
here's another dog
adorable goober
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
adorable goober
one of them was earlier in the year when my gf & i was experimenting with vrchat e-sex (she had never done it before), and i was humping a plushie of mine, for some reason i cummed way harder than i was expecting and my brain shut off for a few minutes from how intense it was
ok tell me about the most intense orgasm of your life
what caused it?
were you loud? how did your body react to it?
did anyone see and what was their reaction?
what caused it?
were you loud? how did your body react to it?
did anyone see and what was their reaction?
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
one of them was earlier in the year when my gf & i was experimenting with vrchat e-sex (she had never done it before), and i was humping a plushie of mine, for some reason i cummed way harder than i was expecting and my brain shut off for a few minutes from how intense it was
peak r/rosesarered activity
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
peak r/rosesarered activity
pegnate kink much?
FUCK I WANT TO BE PREGNANT
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
pegnate kink much?
👁️👄👁️ahh background
October 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
👁️👄👁️ahh background
they sure are, flying space rocks are cool asf
I love reading about asteroids and meteors, super interesting
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
they sure are, flying space rocks are cool asf
this is a certified twitch chat moment
September 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
this is a certified twitch chat moment
ngl the thylacine was my favourite species when i was younger :(
sad they don't exist anymore
sad they don't exist anymore
89 years ago today (September 7th) the thylacine went extinct
September 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
ngl the thylacine was my favourite species when i was younger :(
sad they don't exist anymore
sad they don't exist anymore
henlo, i'd like one meme plz :3
Im doing an art raffle of this meme if it happens
Follow and RT to enter 💕uwu
Follow and RT to enter 💕uwu
August 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
henlo, i'd like one meme plz :3
Reposted by Maijak the Internet Derpskie
Species dysphoria feels like:
-looking at dog suiters and wanting to feel like a dog too
-suiting up as a dog
-looking at my reflection as a dog & not feeling like a dog
-sadness
...
-feeling courageous, sharing myself as a dog & feeling affirmed as dog
-species euphoria‼️
(1/2)
-looking at dog suiters and wanting to feel like a dog too
-suiting up as a dog
-looking at my reflection as a dog & not feeling like a dog
-sadness
...
-feeling courageous, sharing myself as a dog & feeling affirmed as dog
-species euphoria‼️
(1/2)
August 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Species dysphoria feels like:
-looking at dog suiters and wanting to feel like a dog too
-suiting up as a dog
-looking at my reflection as a dog & not feeling like a dog
-sadness
...
-feeling courageous, sharing myself as a dog & feeling affirmed as dog
-species euphoria‼️
(1/2)
-looking at dog suiters and wanting to feel like a dog too
-suiting up as a dog
-looking at my reflection as a dog & not feeling like a dog
-sadness
...
-feeling courageous, sharing myself as a dog & feeling affirmed as dog
-species euphoria‼️
(1/2)
just tried ride 5 for the first time since the full dlc game is on sale for 20 dollars
seems liked a pretty neat game and thought to see how differnet it is from how i do my normal sim racing
it's cool, felt like it had decent physics & graphics, but i don't know much about bikes or motogp sims
seems liked a pretty neat game and thought to see how differnet it is from how i do my normal sim racing
it's cool, felt like it had decent physics & graphics, but i don't know much about bikes or motogp sims
August 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
just tried ride 5 for the first time since the full dlc game is on sale for 20 dollars
seems liked a pretty neat game and thought to see how differnet it is from how i do my normal sim racing
it's cool, felt like it had decent physics & graphics, but i don't know much about bikes or motogp sims
seems liked a pretty neat game and thought to see how differnet it is from how i do my normal sim racing
it's cool, felt like it had decent physics & graphics, but i don't know much about bikes or motogp sims
yay canadian gay month go brrrrrt
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
yay canadian gay month go brrrrrt
"would you still love me if i-"
bruh stfu no the fuck i won't; if you had to question my love for you i ain't staying, i ain't tryna deal with your trust issues if even that you're questioning.
bruh stfu no the fuck i won't; if you had to question my love for you i ain't staying, i ain't tryna deal with your trust issues if even that you're questioning.
August 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"would you still love me if i-"
bruh stfu no the fuck i won't; if you had to question my love for you i ain't staying, i ain't tryna deal with your trust issues if even that you're questioning.
bruh stfu no the fuck i won't; if you had to question my love for you i ain't staying, i ain't tryna deal with your trust issues if even that you're questioning.
i demand even more
C O M M P R E S S I O N
C O M M P R E S S I O N
What did you DOOOO????
Pls dont make it worse i beg you (13 likes)
Pls dont make it worse i beg you (13 likes)
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i demand even more
C O M M P R E S S I O N
C O M M P R E S S I O N
they did WHAT???
i'm all for vaccines but why specifically with floss? ngl that's one hell of a way to get vaccinated tho, i'd totally get mine like that at least once to see how ts works
i'm all for vaccines but why specifically with floss? ngl that's one hell of a way to get vaccinated tho, i'd totally get mine like that at least once to see how ts works
HOW COOL IS THIS? Researchers have developed a DENTAL FLOSS that can DELIVER vaccines THROUGH the gums, a method that could one day offer a NEEDLE-FREE alternative for vaccination. This approach effectively stimulated immunity AND provided FULL protection against a lethal strain of influenza. 🧪🧵⬇️
July 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
they did WHAT???
i'm all for vaccines but why specifically with floss? ngl that's one hell of a way to get vaccinated tho, i'd totally get mine like that at least once to see how ts works
i'm all for vaccines but why specifically with floss? ngl that's one hell of a way to get vaccinated tho, i'd totally get mine like that at least once to see how ts works
how tf do you even rank a tier list on a tier list?
tolf:
tolf:
July 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
how tf do you even rank a tier list on a tier list?
tolf:
tolf:
M O R E
C O M M P R E S S I O N
C O M M P R E S S I O N
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!??!
(6 likes and u can have more)
(6 likes and u can have more)
July 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
M O R E
C O M M P R E S S I O N
C O M M P R E S S I O N
excuse me wtf?
July 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
excuse me wtf?
hungie >:3c
July 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
hungie >:3c
absolutely a hot take but definitely true
July 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
absolutely a hot take but definitely true