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Maijak the Internet Derpskie
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Stoobid Internet Dog 🐕‍🦺 | lvl. 23 | Pronouns: They/She | Asianese 🇨🇳 | Hard of Hearing 🧏‍♀️ | Trans-Fem 🏳️‍⚧️ | Boy Kisser 🏳️‍🌈 | Fursuit Performer 🎭 | Silent Suiter 🤫 | Traditional Artist 🎨 | 18+ only 🔞
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idk what to do with bluesky now that i made an account

ig i do shitpost & life/furry updates now lol
the city night is...
it's definitely something alright
too bad i'll never see it again
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
ngl i'd totally gift it to my girlfriend for the memes
Okay hold up, would it be funny if I put ALL OF my TikTok’s onto DVD and sold it?

Like there’s bonus features too.

“THIS BARDIC DVD FEATURES FASTPLAY!”
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"i'm all ears"

meanwhile my disassociating ass be like:
"Hey did you hear about—"

nope
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
hi depressed

here's another dog
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
:D
November 1, 2025 at 11:58 AM
adorable goober
I finally made my own fursuit!! ^^ #FursuitFriday
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 AM
one of them was earlier in the year when my gf & i was experimenting with vrchat e-sex (she had never done it before), and i was humping a plushie of mine, for some reason i cummed way harder than i was expecting and my brain shut off for a few minutes from how intense it was
ok tell me about the most intense orgasm of your life

what caused it?

were you loud? how did your body react to it?

did anyone see and what was their reaction?
October 27, 2025 at 9:20 AM
peak r/rosesarered activity
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
pegnate kink much?
FUCK I WANT TO BE PREGNANT
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
👁️👄👁️ahh background
Here

Have 1 frame from the new video
October 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
they sure are, flying space rocks are cool asf
I love reading about asteroids and meteors, super interesting
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
this is a certified twitch chat moment
Ok whos cleaning that up?
September 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ngl the thylacine was my favourite species when i was younger :(

sad they don't exist anymore
89 years ago today (September 7th) the thylacine went extinct
September 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
henlo, i'd like one meme plz :3
Im doing an art raffle of this meme if it happens

Follow and RT to enter 💕uwu
August 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Maijak the Internet Derpskie
Species dysphoria feels like:
-looking at dog suiters and wanting to feel like a dog too
-suiting up as a dog
-looking at my reflection as a dog & not feeling like a dog
-sadness
...
-feeling courageous, sharing myself as a dog & feeling affirmed as dog
-species euphoria‼️
(1/2)
August 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
just tried ride 5 for the first time since the full dlc game is on sale for 20 dollars

seems liked a pretty neat game and thought to see how differnet it is from how i do my normal sim racing

it's cool, felt like it had decent physics & graphics, but i don't know much about bikes or motogp sims
August 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
yay canadian gay month go brrrrrt
ITS FINALLY PRIDE MONTH IN CANADA 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈
August 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
"would you still love me if i-"

bruh stfu no the fuck i won't; if you had to question my love for you i ain't staying, i ain't tryna deal with your trust issues if even that you're questioning.
August 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
i demand even more
C O M M P R E S S I O N
What did you DOOOO????

Pls dont make it worse i beg you (13 likes)
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
they did WHAT???

i'm all for vaccines but why specifically with floss? ngl that's one hell of a way to get vaccinated tho, i'd totally get mine like that at least once to see how ts works
HOW COOL IS THIS? Researchers have developed a DENTAL FLOSS that can DELIVER vaccines THROUGH the gums, a method that could one day offer a NEEDLE-FREE alternative for vaccination. This approach effectively stimulated immunity AND provided FULL protection against a lethal strain of influenza. 🧪🧵⬇️
July 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
how tf do you even rank a tier list on a tier list?

tolf:
July 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
M O R E
C O M M P R E S S I O N
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM?!??!

(6 likes and u can have more)
July 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
excuse me wtf?
Type shit
July 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
hungie >:3c
July 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
absolutely a hot take but definitely true
c418.org Daniel @c418.org · Jul 14
Hot take: we’re too stupid to differentiate between flac/wav and mp3.

(If they’re from an identical source, same frequency and the mp3 is better than 96kbps)
July 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM