Derplord the Magnificent
@magnificentderp.bsky.social
Human Disaster | Memer | Instigator | Menace | Artist | Photographer | Musician | Majestic in the Wild | Shitposter Extraordinaire | Anti-Corpo
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I suppose since I just hit 100 I should say a little about myself.
My name is Nate, and I've been working as a EDM nightclub janitor since the world opened back up post-pandemic.
My wife and I started supporting several local indie wrestling promotions at about the same time.
My name is Nate, and I've been working as a EDM nightclub janitor since the world opened back up post-pandemic.
My wife and I started supporting several local indie wrestling promotions at about the same time.
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Too sweet!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
***THE GOOD BROTHERS HAVE ARRIVED IN PRESTIGE WRESTLING - TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
Midnight Heat defend against Good Brothers at #PrestigeRoseland XII!
October 5th, 2025
Portland, Oregon
Roseland Theater
All Ages (bar with ID)
🎟️ www.etix.com/ticket/p/338...
***THE GOOD BROTHERS HAVE ARRIVED IN PRESTIGE WRESTLING - TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH***
Midnight Heat defend against Good Brothers at #PrestigeRoseland XII!
October 5th, 2025
Portland, Oregon
Roseland Theater
All Ages (bar with ID)
🎟️ www.etix.com/ticket/p/338...
August 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Too sweet!
My wife made a comment that as much as @hangmanpage.bsky.social hates English Ivy, he's just as stubborn and persistent.
August 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My wife made a comment that as much as @hangmanpage.bsky.social hates English Ivy, he's just as stubborn and persistent.
I'm in Bend with a bunch of other old farts for Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'm in Bend with a bunch of other old farts for Bad Religion and Dropkick Murphys
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Mom got moved from CTICU to MICU which is a sideways step in her journey. Her new room is alot quieter so hopefully she can rest more 🙂 Still critical with heart, lung & kidney issues but stable for now. Please continue to pray for her recovery & send healing vibes 🙏😊❤️🩹 Like/Share
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July 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mom got moved from CTICU to MICU which is a sideways step in her journey. Her new room is alot quieter so hopefully she can rest more 🙂 Still critical with heart, lung & kidney issues but stable for now. Please continue to pray for her recovery & send healing vibes 🙏😊❤️🩹 Like/Share
gofund.me/2dbf9cc5
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I think @refaubrey.bsky.social and the game crew need to make a Double Dragon style game starring Jet Speed - @speedballbailey.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I think @refaubrey.bsky.social and the game crew need to make a Double Dragon style game starring Jet Speed - @speedballbailey.bsky.social
Outrunners with the Newport gear 😂
July 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Outrunners with the Newport gear 😂
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
June 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation
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“His brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chilis” is crazy haha
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
June 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
“His brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chilis” is crazy haha
#AEWDynamite
#AEWDynamite
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Every 90’s Hip Hop video
June 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Every 90’s Hip Hop video
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I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket?
June 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket?
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Who said a mud bath is for humans only
June 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who said a mud bath is for humans only
I remember I used to have to call a dude, then meet him at some parking lot, where we did the exchange through my driver's side window.
Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.
Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.
remember being made to smoke at least 2 bowls of what you bought from your weed dealer with your dealer
June 7, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I remember I used to have to call a dude, then meet him at some parking lot, where we did the exchange through my driver's side window.
Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.
Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.
I would like to eat a club sandwich while working at the club.
June 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I would like to eat a club sandwich while working at the club.
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equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped
June 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped
I've just discovered my dog likes jazz.
June 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I've just discovered my dog likes jazz.
What do you do when your AuDHD keeps sabotaging your life? I don't know how to make it better.
June 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
What do you do when your AuDHD keeps sabotaging your life? I don't know how to make it better.
My phone fell off the kitchen cabinet, hit the corner of a drawer, and cracked 🕸️ the screen.
I am grieving.
It costs $380 to fix.
I am cry.
I am grieving.
It costs $380 to fix.
I am cry.
May 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My phone fell off the kitchen cabinet, hit the corner of a drawer, and cracked 🕸️ the screen.
I am grieving.
It costs $380 to fix.
I am cry.
I am grieving.
It costs $380 to fix.
I am cry.
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Everyone else: "Coroner"
Taz:
Taz:
May 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Everyone else: "Coroner"
Taz:
Taz:
Linkin_Park-Hybrid_Theory.exe
May 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Linkin_Park-Hybrid_Theory.exe
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How am I supposed to care about this new pope without video packages?
May 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
How am I supposed to care about this new pope without video packages?