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Jordyn
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SHE/HER I am both happy and sad at the same time, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be. *tweets do NOT represent the views of my employers*
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If 2025 could chill the fuck out for a little bit, that would be nice.
April 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m rewatching strong medicine, aka women focused greys anatomy … and not Meredith freaking Grey being a guest star on season 1
February 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Update: I called two insurance companies and the doctors office. The most grown up thing I’ve done 🤣 not fully in the clear, but I’ve pushed the bill for now.
I hate the health system. When I made the appt, I confirmed my insurance, when I got to the appt i confirmed my insurance, so why did I get a $500 bill saying that I’m not covered?
February 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me on universal property
regan.lol regan @regan.lol · Feb 5
Why are they spraying you with water in all of these rides?????
February 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I hate the health system. When I made the appt, I confirmed my insurance, when I got to the appt i confirmed my insurance, so why did I get a $500 bill saying that I’m not covered?
February 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Leave it to me to lose my phone on a theme park bus for the first time on my 31st birthday
January 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
NOW who knew Ben Franklin was a ginger
January 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this right now but be sure to give yourself weird obsessions this year, start a TV show, overspend in a hobby, write that fan fiction, just don't let em' rob your happiness
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
How am i literally in a dead end job before im 31.
January 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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There are days….
January 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Screw this, I’m going to Epcot tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Well now I don’t fucking want it anyway.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Now i understand how those damn people felt about losing that talking robot thing. Watching people say goodbye to TikTok is actually kinda sad.
January 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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People talked a lot of shit about rainbow capitalism, but I've always seen it as a yardstick. It tells us whose money is worth chasing and whose is acceptable to turn away.

This is a dire fucking time to be queer in the US.
New: Meta has deleted trans and nonbinary Messenger themes, as well as the blog posts announcing them. Happens the same week that it has changed its rules to allow users to say LGBTQ+ people are "mentally ill"

www.404media.co/meta-deletes...
Meta Deletes Trans and Nonbinary Messenger Themes
Amid a series of changes that allows users to target LGBTQ+ people, Meta has deleted product features it initially championed.
www.404media.co
January 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
When you don’t wanna deal with the smoke detector going off with the heat turned on, so you just shut everything off and call it a night
January 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
They have GOT to stop doing cast connection hauls.
January 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
January 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I can tell you right now, society isn’t ready for sing along musicals. Flash on during defying gravity, screaming at the top of your lungs at the wrong times, running around the theater??? Have we all lost our minds ???
January 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
But that’s not what uncle Walt taught us
December 31, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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YOU THERE! BOY!

IS THE POP TART BEING SACRIFICED TODAY??
December 28, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Ashlyn and big red had the strangest roller coaster of an arc on #hsmtmts
December 28, 2024 at 7:15 AM
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🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Was planning on trying to watch White Christmas tonight, but I’m still not ready for it.(my dad was never really a Christmas guy, but damn did he love him some White Christmas)
a man and a woman are singing in a scene from the movie white christmas
ALT: a man and a woman are singing in a scene from the movie white christmas
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December 26, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Happy Christmas!!!
December 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM