Maggie Behm
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Maggie Behm
@maggiebehm.bsky.social
In my Neil Young year 🫡
Just learned that in denial is a river doechii says soup beans not sous vide
January 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Olives are one of my greatest joys in life
January 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
giggling and kicking my feet i love josh Allen
December 2, 2024 at 5:14 AM
send help, I can't stop listening to froggy fresh and I'm starting to think it's good
December 1, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Rewatching but I’m a cheerleader for probably the thirtieth time, that’s my cross to bear
August 13, 2023 at 3:19 AM
I close my eyes each night and am haunted by the memory of marnie’s performance of stronger
July 29, 2023 at 1:33 AM
I like this app because I fear no real world implications of anything I post
July 19, 2023 at 3:44 AM
To stress everyone out, I would like to announce that I have 219 tabs open on 7 different windows
July 12, 2023 at 7:57 PM
You’re either a bird or you’re in a jug band, I fear there’s no inbetween
July 12, 2023 at 6:18 AM
The two things I believe in most in this world are crazy straws and air bud law
July 12, 2023 at 6:11 AM
Another day of wondering how someone hasn’t already made an “eating bush ‘84” shirt to the style of the Reagan Bush ‘84 logo
July 5, 2023 at 3:04 PM
I regret to inform y’all I am thinking about Steven Tyler’s weird shrimp toes right now. Someone showed me a picture of them nine years ago and they’ve never left my mind
July 4, 2023 at 4:20 AM
can’t stop won’t stop throwing up, just try to stop me baby! no seriously please someone make it stop!
June 30, 2023 at 9:31 PM
The true terror of experiencing something that no one has posted about on Reddit yet
June 26, 2023 at 12:57 AM
We live in a sue or get sued world (I have not been threatened with legal action but I am deeply terrified of it)
June 24, 2023 at 3:38 AM
Ashamed to admit I just realized this app is blue-sky and not pronounced like brewski. Didn’t even consider blue sky as an option
June 23, 2023 at 2:07 AM
I keep Snapchat just so I can know that a year ago today I was in the hospital for stroke testing but also six years ago today I was in Long Island and my great aunt passionately argued that Bobby Flay is cuter than Billy Joel
June 23, 2023 at 2:01 AM