Pumpkin Spice Maddé 🏳️⚧️
@maddyncholy.xyz
Amateur blatherskite, professional layabout. Too melancholic to live, too languid to die.
The neat thing about the AL MVP race this year is that there were two worthy candidates. I'm a little disappointed that Raleigh didn't win but I would be a fool to think that Judge didn't deserve it just as much.
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The neat thing about the AL MVP race this year is that there were two worthy candidates. I'm a little disappointed that Raleigh didn't win but I would be a fool to think that Judge didn't deserve it just as much.
Does this make the yellow king a piss tape reference???
I guess I’m glad it’s coming to light and all but I do not like living in “true detective season one if everyone had a head injury” world
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Does this make the yellow king a piss tape reference???
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Oreoboros
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oreoboros
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how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
March 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
how about koko’s basilisk and its everyone pretending a gorilla can actually use sign language because they’re afraid it will hit them
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
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these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics
It seems like all of the rich and powerful people around him patronizingly tolerated the race science stuff (“he has such an inquisitive and childlike mind”) in order to get access to his harem of underage sex slaves
The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Right, these are the two options: Either they tolerated Epstein's eugenics to get to the sex crimes or they tolerated his sex crimes to get to the eugenics
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The fact that Eiichiro Oda actively helped to rehabilitate the reputations of two literal pedophiles (Nobuhiro Watsuki and Toriko creator Mitsutoshi Shimabukuro) is like the "two nickels" meme - kinda fucked up that it happened twice.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
Friends, #weebwednesday is upon us once again! You know the drill - quote-post with your weebiest hot takes, nothing racist, nothing intentionally inflammatory, have fun with it ♥
a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt
Alt: a close up of a girl wearing a blue and white striped shirt and a blue and white hat, jumping and smiling and clasping her hands together
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November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The fact that Eiichiro Oda actively helped to rehabilitate the reputations of two literal pedophiles (Nobuhiro Watsuki and Toriko creator Mitsutoshi Shimabukuro) is like the "two nickels" meme - kinda fucked up that it happened twice.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
Makes me not want to read One Piece, like, ever.
It was finally my turn to get scammed!
I had felt so left out.
I had felt so left out.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It was finally my turn to get scammed!
I had felt so left out.
I had felt so left out.
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Loving these aurora photos
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Loving these aurora photos
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I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I have to hand it to them, it's an incredible bit to publicly lose a game of chicken, admit that's what happened, and then spend the next day lecturing everyone about courage and tenacity
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Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
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there is no force on earth, not even the grandest wealth and state power over others, that is more of an influence on senate dems thinking than vacation plans
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
there is no force on earth, not even the grandest wealth and state power over others, that is more of an influence on senate dems thinking than vacation plans
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Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?
November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Let me get this right… a sufficient number Senate Democrats appear to be willing to reopen government to alleviate air travel for upper & upper-middle income people at the expense of access to healthcare for lower income people. Yes?
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
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LRT: I will always take the opportunity to shit on a modern dentist-mobile
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
LRT: I will always take the opportunity to shit on a modern dentist-mobile
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Modern pickup trucks are really just giant family SUVs except that the groceries in the trunk get rained on.
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.
Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Modern pickup trucks are really just giant family SUVs except that the groceries in the trunk get rained on.