@maddie2turnt.bsky.social
it must be so fucking nice to just not give a fuck
May 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
it must be so fucking nice to just not give a fuck
pretty sure i stubbed my toe and broke it today lmfao
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
pretty sure i stubbed my toe and broke it today lmfao
you’re going to sit here and tell me that Johnna from S1 of Love After Lockup and Carly Aquilino from Girl Code are NOT the same person? Ain’t no way
April 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
you’re going to sit here and tell me that Johnna from S1 of Love After Lockup and Carly Aquilino from Girl Code are NOT the same person? Ain’t no way
coming to terms with the fact that i HAVE to be more selfish or I will literally burn myself so much that I will cease to exist is uh
NOT FUN
It’s crazy that I have to start fucking attitude matching the absolute monsters around me??
NOT FUN
It’s crazy that I have to start fucking attitude matching the absolute monsters around me??
April 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
coming to terms with the fact that i HAVE to be more selfish or I will literally burn myself so much that I will cease to exist is uh
NOT FUN
It’s crazy that I have to start fucking attitude matching the absolute monsters around me??
NOT FUN
It’s crazy that I have to start fucking attitude matching the absolute monsters around me??
my world literally feels like it’s on fire
March 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
my world literally feels like it’s on fire
seeing my old military friends having to post a status on social media saying their views are their own and not the DOD’s in accordance with a specific NAVADMIN (meaning mandatory) is giving me full fledged PTSD mixed with anger for the people I care about having to deal with this insane bullshit
March 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
seeing my old military friends having to post a status on social media saying their views are their own and not the DOD’s in accordance with a specific NAVADMIN (meaning mandatory) is giving me full fledged PTSD mixed with anger for the people I care about having to deal with this insane bullshit
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re: LIQUID SWORDS, i like that the closest thing to a single on that record, “Living in the World Today,” is still the most sinister thing you’ll ever hear. and it’s the sinister vibe of LIQUID SWORDS that i love. the whole record feels like headlights in your rearview mirror on a foggy night
March 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
re: LIQUID SWORDS, i like that the closest thing to a single on that record, “Living in the World Today,” is still the most sinister thing you’ll ever hear. and it’s the sinister vibe of LIQUID SWORDS that i love. the whole record feels like headlights in your rearview mirror on a foggy night
it’ll be a miracle if i’m not hospitalized by the end of the week i can feel myself completely losing my shit
March 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
it’ll be a miracle if i’m not hospitalized by the end of the week i can feel myself completely losing my shit
me watching the new casino restaurants get raked over the coals in the first reviews 😈😈😈
March 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
me watching the new casino restaurants get raked over the coals in the first reviews 😈😈😈
damn i feel absolutely worthless happy birthday to me
March 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
damn i feel absolutely worthless happy birthday to me
yall know Caleb Hammer? One time i got Wendy’s for my brother and i and it came to $30 (THIRTY) and then that night i had a dream that Caleb Hammer was screaming “THIRTY DOLLARS AT WENDY’S?!” at me :(
March 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
yall know Caleb Hammer? One time i got Wendy’s for my brother and i and it came to $30 (THIRTY) and then that night i had a dream that Caleb Hammer was screaming “THIRTY DOLLARS AT WENDY’S?!” at me :(
while the world is crumbling around me; by the skin of my teeth i was able to renew my license in one trip to the DMV 🙏🏻
March 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
while the world is crumbling around me; by the skin of my teeth i was able to renew my license in one trip to the DMV 🙏🏻
yes i will cry at the wait times for anything Stardew related, however I know how much care and hard work CA puts in, not to mention I noticed a bug and it took me all of 2 minutes to find that it was already reported and being worked on.
March 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
yes i will cry at the wait times for anything Stardew related, however I know how much care and hard work CA puts in, not to mention I noticed a bug and it took me all of 2 minutes to find that it was already reported and being worked on.
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you guys ever get an idea and think "wow this is totally beyond the scope of my ability to execute it"
March 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
you guys ever get an idea and think "wow this is totally beyond the scope of my ability to execute it"
Not my home, but I know my way around
March 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around
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They are arguing, endlessly, that illegally inciting acts of terror online is ‘free speech’ while silencing dissent, targeting journalists & telling an invaded ally what he is & is not allowed to say during a live television broadcast are all fine.
March 1, 2025 at 9:30 AM
They are arguing, endlessly, that illegally inciting acts of terror online is ‘free speech’ while silencing dissent, targeting journalists & telling an invaded ally what he is & is not allowed to say during a live television broadcast are all fine.
Navy Fed has the biggest pair of balls asking me to pay $12 for 10 day shipping for a replacement card for my debit card that expired…….yesterday
for sure, i just verified my address over a month ago so you could send me a new card just for funsies
for sure, i just verified my address over a month ago so you could send me a new card just for funsies
March 1, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Navy Fed has the biggest pair of balls asking me to pay $12 for 10 day shipping for a replacement card for my debit card that expired…….yesterday
for sure, i just verified my address over a month ago so you could send me a new card just for funsies
for sure, i just verified my address over a month ago so you could send me a new card just for funsies
“Gay son or Thot daughter” in this political climate all we got is “Delusional Mom or Propoganda Dad”
February 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“Gay son or Thot daughter” in this political climate all we got is “Delusional Mom or Propoganda Dad”
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Every song from Hairspray (2007) still slaps
a woman with pigtails and a lollipop in her mouth is wearing a plaid shirt and necklace .
ALT: a woman with pigtails and a lollipop in her mouth is wearing a plaid shirt and necklace .
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Every song from Hairspray (2007) still slaps
a movie you’ve watched more than 6 times
February 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
a movie you’ve watched more than 6 times
Should I leave my fiancé because he won’t watch Love Is Blind with a blanket over the tv until the reveals like we’re in the pods too ??????
February 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Should I leave my fiancé because he won’t watch Love Is Blind with a blanket over the tv until the reveals like we’re in the pods too ??????
2 bedroom houses in my very small hometown going for half a million dollars is absolute buffoonery
February 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
2 bedroom houses in my very small hometown going for half a million dollars is absolute buffoonery
crashing out multiple times a day because i have to remind myself you can’t fight ignorance with logic
February 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
crashing out multiple times a day because i have to remind myself you can’t fight ignorance with logic
there might not be anything worse than someone who considers themselves the “funny guy” in a facebook group
February 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
there might not be anything worse than someone who considers themselves the “funny guy” in a facebook group