To be clear, emotional support dogs are not service dogs and have absolutely no particular training.
Girl just knows what's up.

To be clear, BAD THINGS HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED. but the folks I'm referring to are stupid.

I've signed off on an unacceptable number of emails as "satan" instead of "sarah"

Yes unintelligible with all the crackling!!

Relatedly, somewhere on the internet is a recording of me asking my dog "oh is that yum yum yum in your tum tum tum?" because I hit record before a virtual lecture began.