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Just doing my due dilfigence
🍉 he/they
📍PDX
🍉 he/they
📍PDX
Pinned
I’m the type to show up out of the blue, uninvited, but sometimes it’s the purple cause I’m colorblind.
Buying the whole family Lego for Christmas and wearing this Christmas morning
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Buying the whole family Lego for Christmas and wearing this Christmas morning
I didn’t get it 😇 in case my opps were worried about something good happening in my life
Waiting to hear back from a job interview is seriously hell
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I didn’t get it 😇 in case my opps were worried about something good happening in my life
Waiting to hear back from a job interview is seriously hell
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Waiting to hear back from a job interview is seriously hell
E***** a** and s****** d*** with a short king before the afternoon hits I mean what could be better
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
E***** a** and s****** d*** with a short king before the afternoon hits I mean what could be better
Again, the bar is sooo low, and yet I’ve spent the past year watching him systematically alienate all 5 of his children? Major unforced error and not fun to watch :/
Not sure why I thought talking politics with my dad would be a good idea
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Again, the bar is sooo low, and yet I’ve spent the past year watching him systematically alienate all 5 of his children? Major unforced error and not fun to watch :/
Did the math and sure enough I’ll have another credit card paid off at the beginning of next month! one step closer to being able to actually travel next year :)
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Did the math and sure enough I’ll have another credit card paid off at the beginning of next month! one step closer to being able to actually travel next year :)
Why do I looks so good in this shitty hotel?
October 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Why do I looks so good in this shitty hotel?
Do you think my NSA agent heard me call Scandals a “bombed out Starbucks” and that’s why they think Portland is war torn?
September 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Do you think my NSA agent heard me call Scandals a “bombed out Starbucks” and that’s why they think Portland is war torn?
Smile? (Check y/n)
September 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Smile? (Check y/n)
Finding courage in knowing that Blue Skidoo’d and I can to
September 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Finding courage in knowing that Blue Skidoo’d and I can to
I don’t have the energy to be performatively angry about burning man, do you?
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I don’t have the energy to be performatively angry about burning man, do you?
Me (mishearing): and is there a Countess Tissimo?
August 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Me (mishearing): and is there a Countess Tissimo?
What if I told you I bottomed last night like what then?
August 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
What if I told you I bottomed last night like what then?
A pair of $4 shorts from the thrift store and another pair from the too expensive gay guy store but I looked hot in both :)
July 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
A pair of $4 shorts from the thrift store and another pair from the too expensive gay guy store but I looked hot in both :)
Walked up a hill to catch the sunset :)
July 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Walked up a hill to catch the sunset :)
Topped my bf & now it’s siesta time 🥱
June 30, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Topped my bf & now it’s siesta time 🥱
Mappy Monday everyone :) It’s Tuesday you say? That’s fortunately none of my business so
June 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Mappy Monday everyone :) It’s Tuesday you say? That’s fortunately none of my business so
I’ve 9 hours of decluttering yesterday and another 9 today and it’s still not done anyway rip
June 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’ve 9 hours of decluttering yesterday and another 9 today and it’s still not done anyway rip
Guys please cool it on Party 4 U the summer hasn’t even started yet
May 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Guys please cool it on Party 4 U the summer hasn’t even started yet
Seriously love this little chatterbox 😍
May 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Seriously love this little chatterbox 😍
When you post a joke about something shitty that happened to you and everyone makes it worse by not even bothering to laugh at your pain
May 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When you post a joke about something shitty that happened to you and everyone makes it worse by not even bothering to laugh at your pain
Headspace: bad, lighting: fab!
May 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Headspace: bad, lighting: fab!