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These people are allowed to make big losses at Millennium www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/pratik-...
The ex-Citi & Goldman Sachs traders whom hedge fund Millennium will (probably) never let go
Millennium's favourite PMs.
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December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
These people are allowed to make big losses at Millennium www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/pratik-...
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Goldman Sachs' neurodivergent London MDs have been sharing the love www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/goldman...
Goldman Sachs' neurodivergent London MDs have been sharing the love
Neurodivergence is coming out of the closet.
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November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Goldman Sachs' neurodivergent London MDs have been sharing the love www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/goldman...
"Multistrategy hedge funds are hiring armies of insufferable clones" www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/multist...
"Multistrategy hedge funds are hiring armies of insufferable clones"
Mavericks are being edged out of the hedge fund industry, says this portfolio manager.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
"Multistrategy hedge funds are hiring armies of insufferable clones" www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/multist...
A sad story, but with some redemption www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/the-ex-...
The ex-Goldman Sachs MD living in a van: "I have nothing bad to say about that place"
The thankful ex-Goldman Sachs MD with $2k in the bank.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
A sad story, but with some redemption www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/the-ex-...
Morning Coffee: London bankers laugh and cry on a day of curious ineptitude. Who gets credit for a huge Citi deal? www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/london-...
Morning Coffee: London bankers laugh and cry on a day of curious ineptitude. Who gets credit for a huge Citi deal?
It was the worst fat finger since Citi attempted to credit a client account with $81 trillion.
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November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Morning Coffee: London bankers laugh and cry on a day of curious ineptitude. Who gets credit for a huge Citi deal? www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/london-...
Another Nomura rates trading MD who's not from Barclays resigned www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/another...
Another Nomura rates trading MD who's not from Barclays resigned
Nomura's macro desk is in flux.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Another Nomura rates trading MD who's not from Barclays resigned www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/another...
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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Happy ‘let’s ridiculously overanalyse short term movements in UK asset prices’ day.
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Happy ‘let’s ridiculously overanalyse short term movements in UK asset prices’ day.
Morning Coffee: Bank discovers how to cut 20% of staff without firing anyone. The banker who keeps flying back to London www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/abn-amr...
Morning Coffee: Bank discovers how to cut 20% of staff without firing anyone. The banker who keeps flying back to London
The gentle method of dumping a fifth of your people.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Morning Coffee: Bank discovers how to cut 20% of staff without firing anyone. The banker who keeps flying back to London www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/abn-amr...
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"I only had a starter, and Macron had three cocktails, I don't see why we can't just each pay for what we ordered".
May 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
"I only had a starter, and Macron had three cocktails, I don't see why we can't just each pay for what we ordered".
Fine times at Barclays, if you ignore the plan www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/barclay...
Barclays' investment bank blew past its targets, but not in the manner intended
It's going great at Barclays, as long as you ignore the plan.
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April 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Fine times at Barclays, if you ignore the plan www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/barclay...
Hedge funds are hiring people to trade the risk that M&A deals don't happen www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/hedge-f...
Hedge fund Millennium hired an MD tired of trading rates in banks
Deal contingents are where it's at now.
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April 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Hedge funds are hiring people to trade the risk that M&A deals don't happen www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/hedge-f...
It's ok. Goldman Sachs' job cuts have occurred www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/if-you-...
If you're still at Goldman Sachs now, your job should be safe for a few months
The cuts are done.
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April 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It's ok. Goldman Sachs' job cuts have occurred www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/if-you-...
The art of making money when you lose your banking job www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/kow-att...
Morning Coffee: Morgan Stanley MD accused of inappropriate remarks retains banks' nemesis. Hedge fund keeps paying for loss-making PMs
How to make $10m when a bank fires you.
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April 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The art of making money when you lose your banking job www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/kow-att...
Nomura is shaking it about again. www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/nomura-...
Nomura's prime brokerage plans and hokey cokey jobs
In out, in out and shake it all about.
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April 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Nomura is shaking it about again. www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/nomura-...
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The recent spike in 10-year Treasury yield (white) coincided with China fixing the Yuan weaker (orange), which is no coincidence. The falling Yuan had contagion effects to all of EM, causing EM reserve managers to sell Treasuries. This shows how much power China has over US markets ... and policy...
April 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The recent spike in 10-year Treasury yield (white) coincided with China fixing the Yuan weaker (orange), which is no coincidence. The falling Yuan had contagion effects to all of EM, causing EM reserve managers to sell Treasuries. This shows how much power China has over US markets ... and policy...
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New Coppola Comment post, on Gaza's holocaust. I make no apology for the inflammatory headline. There is more than one holocaust. open.substack.com/pub/coppolac...
Holocaust
There are no more words.
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April 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
New Coppola Comment post, on Gaza's holocaust. I make no apology for the inflammatory headline. There is more than one holocaust. open.substack.com/pub/coppolac...
If you happen to want a graduate job at one of the big hedge funds, you'll have to fight off 250+ other people who want the same thing www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/millenn...
Hedge fund Millennium is welcoming 190 interns this summer. 50,000 people applied
It's not easy to get a Millennium internship either.
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April 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If you happen to want a graduate job at one of the big hedge funds, you'll have to fight off 250+ other people who want the same thing www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/millenn...
When the new boss has higher standards than the old ones www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/christo...
Morning Coffee: Ex-JP Morgan trader found 25% of colleagues at new job inadequate. Citi’s cheap junior bankers are relocating to London
When the new boss has higher standards.
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April 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
When the new boss has higher standards than the old ones www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/christo...
Jamie Dimon has these cryptic plans www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/jamie-d...
Morning Coffee: Jamie Dimon discloses curious intention for life after JPMorgan. Where human traders are a necessity, and not
Jamie Dimon wants to do something a bit different when he leaves JPMorgan.
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April 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Jamie Dimon has these cryptic plans www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/jamie-d...
Maybe it's ok for no one to be in charge long term www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/citi-s-...
Citi's M&A bankers are thriving with no permanent leader
Citi's temporary arrangement seems to be going just fine.
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April 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Maybe it's ok for no one to be in charge long term www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/citi-s-...
Reasons to grumble at UBS
As cuts loom at UBS, Credit Suisse veterans are doing fine on generous pensions
Some ex-Credit Suisse people are thriving.
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April 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Reasons to grumble at UBS
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My cycling clubmates dog was last seencin mildmay heading to cannonbury. she bolted from sitter in london fields park last night. Brindle whippet wearing dark pink collar £ green harness. timid to approach so would need to come naturally to some subtle treats. Please report sightings! name is Ash.
April 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My cycling clubmates dog was last seencin mildmay heading to cannonbury. she bolted from sitter in london fields park last night. Brindle whippet wearing dark pink collar £ green harness. timid to approach so would need to come naturally to some subtle treats. Please report sightings! name is Ash.
A man who would not impulse buy designer silk underwear www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/bill-ei...
Morning Coffee: JPMorgan's most patient man says now's the time. Hedge fund intern had Tom Ford silk underwear
The art of self-restraint.
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April 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
A man who would not impulse buy designer silk underwear www.efinancialcareers.co.uk/news/bill-ei...