Mad Monkey Mom
@mad-monkey-mom.bsky.social
Canadian girl currently isolating on a small farm along the Ohio River. Animal lover. Exotic Bengal cat breeder. Pardon me if I ramble. I’m sorry.
It’s Drunken Naked Housecleaning Day! 🎉
Participation is optional on the “drunk” and “naked” parts… but mandatory on the “clean my house” part. 🧹🍷🫣
Who’s in?
😂😂
Participation is optional on the “drunk” and “naked” parts… but mandatory on the “clean my house” part. 🧹🍷🫣
Who’s in?
😂😂
September 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s Drunken Naked Housecleaning Day! 🎉
Participation is optional on the “drunk” and “naked” parts… but mandatory on the “clean my house” part. 🧹🍷🫣
Who’s in?
😂😂
Participation is optional on the “drunk” and “naked” parts… but mandatory on the “clean my house” part. 🧹🍷🫣
Who’s in?
😂😂
Mini pigs - 9 days-old
July 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Mini pigs - 9 days-old
It’s the hottest day of the week. 🥵 One of the baby mini pigs rolled in the mud, it dried instantly, and now I have a herd of tiny clay figurines. 🐽🪨
July 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s the hottest day of the week. 🥵 One of the baby mini pigs rolled in the mud, it dried instantly, and now I have a herd of tiny clay figurines. 🐽🪨
Have you seen my ass? I sweated it off this morning. Checked under the bed, behind the barn, even in the chicken coop… still missing. If found, please return—preferably lifted, toned, and maybe a size smaller. 🥵😂
July 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Have you seen my ass? I sweated it off this morning. Checked under the bed, behind the barn, even in the chicken coop… still missing. If found, please return—preferably lifted, toned, and maybe a size smaller. 🥵😂
When I die, I’m not “passing on,” I’ll be sticking around with one unfinished task: to haunt JD Vance.
Every flickering light? Me.
Every cold breeze? Me.
Every time his mic cuts out during a speech? Definitely me, pulling the ghost plug. 👻💥
Buckle up, JD. Eternity just got personal.
Every flickering light? Me.
Every cold breeze? Me.
Every time his mic cuts out during a speech? Definitely me, pulling the ghost plug. 👻💥
Buckle up, JD. Eternity just got personal.
July 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
When I die, I’m not “passing on,” I’ll be sticking around with one unfinished task: to haunt JD Vance.
Every flickering light? Me.
Every cold breeze? Me.
Every time his mic cuts out during a speech? Definitely me, pulling the ghost plug. 👻💥
Buckle up, JD. Eternity just got personal.
Every flickering light? Me.
Every cold breeze? Me.
Every time his mic cuts out during a speech? Definitely me, pulling the ghost plug. 👻💥
Buckle up, JD. Eternity just got personal.
My AC broke, so now the house dogs are swimming, the floor is a slip ’n slide, and I’m one degree away from moving into the fridge.
At this point, the only thing cool in this house is the attitude of my cat. 😾💦
#FarmLife #HotterThanTheDevil’sArmpit
At this point, the only thing cool in this house is the attitude of my cat. 😾💦
#FarmLife #HotterThanTheDevil’sArmpit
June 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My AC broke, so now the house dogs are swimming, the floor is a slip ’n slide, and I’m one degree away from moving into the fridge.
At this point, the only thing cool in this house is the attitude of my cat. 😾💦
#FarmLife #HotterThanTheDevil’sArmpit
At this point, the only thing cool in this house is the attitude of my cat. 😾💦
#FarmLife #HotterThanTheDevil’sArmpit
I ran out of donuts this morning and briefly saw my soul leave my body.
Is life even worth living without sprinkles and glaze?
Asking for a very emotionally compromised me.
#EmotionalSupportDonuts
#DonutDepression
Is life even worth living without sprinkles and glaze?
Asking for a very emotionally compromised me.
#EmotionalSupportDonuts
#DonutDepression
April 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I ran out of donuts this morning and briefly saw my soul leave my body.
Is life even worth living without sprinkles and glaze?
Asking for a very emotionally compromised me.
#EmotionalSupportDonuts
#DonutDepression
Is life even worth living without sprinkles and glaze?
Asking for a very emotionally compromised me.
#EmotionalSupportDonuts
#DonutDepression
Is it 12am or 12pm?
My new neighbor put up a garage light brighter than a thousand suns. It shines in my house. When I wake up at night my bedroom looks like high noon in July.
Pretty sure NASA can see my whole farm now.
#BlindedByTheLight
My new neighbor put up a garage light brighter than a thousand suns. It shines in my house. When I wake up at night my bedroom looks like high noon in July.
Pretty sure NASA can see my whole farm now.
#BlindedByTheLight
April 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Is it 12am or 12pm?
My new neighbor put up a garage light brighter than a thousand suns. It shines in my house. When I wake up at night my bedroom looks like high noon in July.
Pretty sure NASA can see my whole farm now.
#BlindedByTheLight
My new neighbor put up a garage light brighter than a thousand suns. It shines in my house. When I wake up at night my bedroom looks like high noon in July.
Pretty sure NASA can see my whole farm now.
#BlindedByTheLight
Started with good intentions. Just wanted a clean floor.
47 dog toys, half a chewed shoe, hay in the vacuum, mud tracks from dirty dogs… and me? Sweating, vacuum smoking.
So I did the only sane thing:
Ripped out the carpet.
Farmhouse with carpet- I must be nuts.
#DogsAreWhyICantHaveNiceThings
47 dog toys, half a chewed shoe, hay in the vacuum, mud tracks from dirty dogs… and me? Sweating, vacuum smoking.
So I did the only sane thing:
Ripped out the carpet.
Farmhouse with carpet- I must be nuts.
#DogsAreWhyICantHaveNiceThings
April 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Started with good intentions. Just wanted a clean floor.
47 dog toys, half a chewed shoe, hay in the vacuum, mud tracks from dirty dogs… and me? Sweating, vacuum smoking.
So I did the only sane thing:
Ripped out the carpet.
Farmhouse with carpet- I must be nuts.
#DogsAreWhyICantHaveNiceThings
47 dog toys, half a chewed shoe, hay in the vacuum, mud tracks from dirty dogs… and me? Sweating, vacuum smoking.
So I did the only sane thing:
Ripped out the carpet.
Farmhouse with carpet- I must be nuts.
#DogsAreWhyICantHaveNiceThings
Thank you President Macron! You ma be the first person to correct him in public.
theartcandee
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The President of France, Emmanuel Macron, just demolished Donald Trump in the Oval Office while supporting Ukraine, wanting Russia to pay, and fact checking Donald during their meeting. www.threads.net/@theartcande...
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The President of France, Emmanuel Macron, just demolished Donald Trump in the Oval Office while supporting Ukraine, wanting Russia to pay, and fact checking Donald during their meeting. www.threads.net/@theartcande...
ArtCandee 🍿🥤 (@theartcandee) on Threads
The President of France, Emmanuel Macron, just demolished Donald Trump in the Oval Office while supporting Ukraine, wanting Russia to pay, and fact checking Donald during their meeting.
🍿
www.threads.net
February 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Thank you President Macron! You ma be the first person to correct him in public.
Well, I guess I’m officially a pig parent now! Woke up to a fresh batch of mini piglets—tiny, squeaky, and already acting like they own the place.
January 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Well, I guess I’m officially a pig parent now! Woke up to a fresh batch of mini piglets—tiny, squeaky, and already acting like they own the place.
Furry barnacles - I’m basically a 24/7 dog mattress.
January 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Furry barnacles - I’m basically a 24/7 dog mattress.
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What would you do if you had symptoms of heart disease and your doctor ignored them - dizzy “that’s part of aging”, shortness of breath “allergies”, chest pressure “digestive issue” - and then a new doctor runs tests and you have 99% blocked arteries.
Report the doctor or forget that he’s a quack?
Report the doctor or forget that he’s a quack?
December 28, 2024 at 7:52 PM
What would you do if you had symptoms of heart disease and your doctor ignored them - dizzy “that’s part of aging”, shortness of breath “allergies”, chest pressure “digestive issue” - and then a new doctor runs tests and you have 99% blocked arteries.
Report the doctor or forget that he’s a quack?
Report the doctor or forget that he’s a quack?
Genius or diabolical?
We got these gag gift boxes to put some of the kid's presents in. Can't wait to see their expression when they unwrap them 😂
December 24, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Genius or diabolical?
I should have known it was going to be a bad day as soon as the monkeys stole my last emotional support donut.
December 23, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I should have known it was going to be a bad day as soon as the monkeys stole my last emotional support donut.
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This should be the Time cover.
December 13, 2024 at 8:18 PM
This should be the Time cover.
There she goes, towards my chair again. Every day Zippy, my sulcata tortoise, spends the entire day moving furniture to where she wants.
In my house, #TortsRule .
In my house, #TortsRule .
November 20, 2024 at 3:52 PM
There she goes, towards my chair again. Every day Zippy, my sulcata tortoise, spends the entire day moving furniture to where she wants.
In my house, #TortsRule .
In my house, #TortsRule .
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Assuming it's his actual handle, we have to boost @zelenskyy-ua.bsky.social follower count. He's holding his country together with both hands, defending the very idea of freedom and democracy for ALL of us. EVERYONE on Bluesky should be following. Who's with me?
November 20, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Assuming it's his actual handle, we have to boost @zelenskyy-ua.bsky.social follower count. He's holding his country together with both hands, defending the very idea of freedom and democracy for ALL of us. EVERYONE on Bluesky should be following. Who's with me?
Living with a bum leg, short-term memory issues from a traumatic brain injury, and trying to stay off my feet is its own kind of sitcom.
I make ‘To Do Lists’ on sticky notes. When they dry up and fall on the floor, my brain assumes the task is done. Later I admire my efficiency.
😲
I make ‘To Do Lists’ on sticky notes. When they dry up and fall on the floor, my brain assumes the task is done. Later I admire my efficiency.
😲
November 19, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Living with a bum leg, short-term memory issues from a traumatic brain injury, and trying to stay off my feet is its own kind of sitcom.
I make ‘To Do Lists’ on sticky notes. When they dry up and fall on the floor, my brain assumes the task is done. Later I admire my efficiency.
😲
I make ‘To Do Lists’ on sticky notes. When they dry up and fall on the floor, my brain assumes the task is done. Later I admire my efficiency.
😲
This morning, the paper at the bottom of the monkeys’ cage was soaked. I’m guessing they tried to take a bath in their water dish.
I asked them about it, they blamed the dog. Classic.
I asked them about it, they blamed the dog. Classic.
November 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
This morning, the paper at the bottom of the monkeys’ cage was soaked. I’m guessing they tried to take a bath in their water dish.
I asked them about it, they blamed the dog. Classic.
I asked them about it, they blamed the dog. Classic.
😂😂😂
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 18, 2024 at 4:46 AM
😂😂😂
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Since 60k of you have followed, I figured I would reintroduce myself. Aaron Parnas. I’m 25 years old, a lawyer, and a Gen Z Democratic activist.
Now’s the time to band together, build community here, and fight back.
Repost this, give me a follow, and let’s build community here.
Now’s the time to band together, build community here, and fight back.
Repost this, give me a follow, and let’s build community here.
November 15, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Since 60k of you have followed, I figured I would reintroduce myself. Aaron Parnas. I’m 25 years old, a lawyer, and a Gen Z Democratic activist.
Now’s the time to band together, build community here, and fight back.
Repost this, give me a follow, and let’s build community here.
Now’s the time to band together, build community here, and fight back.
Repost this, give me a follow, and let’s build community here.
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I find it only appropriate that the inaugural Beans post is one of the most popular from The Daily Beans – the Weasel of Wealth. Repost for good luck!
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I find it only appropriate that the inaugural Beans post is one of the most popular from The Daily Beans – the Weasel of Wealth. Repost for good luck!