Or, like, just a plain black and white card would be preferable to this. I haven't historically ever gotten one because we mostly stay closer to home and frequent Wisconsin State parks and forests, so this would be my first. *throws up in mouth*

Sweet merciful Zeus, I hope so

Not to be pedantic when Trump's supremely punchable face is obviously the primary issue here, but did George Washington even conceive of national parks? Like we weren't even close to this kind of thing as a nation when he was president, right?

Some of us CAN'T hold more than one thought in our heads and are jealous.

This was pure luck. I had walked to the library to pick up my hold and just checked the school district online availability on a whim for my walk home because I had gotten a chapter in while eating loaded fries at Big Garlic.

Cigars-and-blue-dresses bubba, or carrots-and-sugar-cubes bubba?