Emily Poster
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SF lover. Bikes are cool. Used to read but found the internet. he/him
Is Columbo the only canonically happily married detective?
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Is Columbo the only canonically happily married detective?
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Okay I'm feeling like a damn fool today so I'll contribute to the Machine Learning Discourse, Pat's standard rule of false dichotomy* nonwithstanding:
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Okay I'm feeling like a damn fool today so I'll contribute to the Machine Learning Discourse, Pat's standard rule of false dichotomy* nonwithstanding:
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It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's become abundantly clear that the wealthy are incapable of happiness, which makes the fact that so much of our society is structured around trying to make them happy particularly obscene.
"@realgdt.bsky.social made Frankenstein and everybody wants to fuck the creature" is a sentence that makes just as much sense to someone today as it would have twenty years ago
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"@realgdt.bsky.social made Frankenstein and everybody wants to fuck the creature" is a sentence that makes just as much sense to someone today as it would have twenty years ago
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really funny thinking comparatively about how little trump was successfully charmed by elon or jd vance
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
really funny thinking comparatively about how little trump was successfully charmed by elon or jd vance
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
Whoever named it a “rolling boil” was cooking
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Whoever named it a “rolling boil” was cooking
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Devastating discovery
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Devastating discovery
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Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Wild graphic on front page of WSJ.
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
Hey this is what I've been working on for the last year, really proud of it! We can prove with cryptography that no one at our company or any other can see your prompts with this architecture
Introducing OpenPCC - open-source AI Privacy
No tracking. No training. No leaks. Just provably private infrastructure for AI.
Check out the repo, announcement, and whitepaper in the comments - hit us with a star while you're there!
No tracking. No training. No leaks. Just provably private infrastructure for AI.
Check out the repo, announcement, and whitepaper in the comments - hit us with a star while you're there!
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hey this is what I've been working on for the last year, really proud of it! We can prove with cryptography that no one at our company or any other can see your prompts with this architecture
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Introducing OpenPCC - open-source AI Privacy
No tracking. No training. No leaks. Just provably private infrastructure for AI.
Check out the repo, announcement, and whitepaper in the comments - hit us with a star while you're there!
No tracking. No training. No leaks. Just provably private infrastructure for AI.
Check out the repo, announcement, and whitepaper in the comments - hit us with a star while you're there!
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Introducing OpenPCC - open-source AI Privacy
No tracking. No training. No leaks. Just provably private infrastructure for AI.
Check out the repo, announcement, and whitepaper in the comments - hit us with a star while you're there!
No tracking. No training. No leaks. Just provably private infrastructure for AI.
Check out the repo, announcement, and whitepaper in the comments - hit us with a star while you're there!
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
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Polling places are open until 9:00 p.m. in NY, so it will be a while.
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Polling places are open until 9:00 p.m. in NY, so it will be a while.
I'm trying to find some charts I saw on here in the last couple weeks about how over time house results have trended to match more and more closely with presidential results?
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm trying to find some charts I saw on here in the last couple weeks about how over time house results have trended to match more and more closely with presidential results?
Rupert Mannion has endorsed CuomoR
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Rupert Mannion has endorsed CuomoR
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
If 1M people fled New York in response to Mamdani winning it would make lowering housing costs so much easier for him
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If 1M people fled New York in response to Mamdani winning it would make lowering housing costs so much easier for him
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social not beating the autism romance allegations (this is from Persuasion)
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social not beating the autism romance allegations (this is from Persuasion)
Immediately so wrong
Time for Yamamoto to go
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Immediately so wrong
Time for Yamamoto to go
November 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Time for Yamamoto to go