Mancub
@macrabremancub.bsky.social
Sultry, salty, sassy. Aspiring warlock and lover of breads.
“Krampus Klaus can’t hurt you he isn’t real.”
Krampus Klaus:
Krampus Klaus:
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“Krampus Klaus can’t hurt you he isn’t real.”
Krampus Klaus:
Krampus Klaus:
does she rub your feet when you’ve had a long day?
scratch your scalp when you take out your braids?
does she know that you like to play PS2 til 6 in the mornin like I do?
scratch your scalp when you take out your braids?
does she know that you like to play PS2 til 6 in the mornin like I do?
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
does she rub your feet when you’ve had a long day?
scratch your scalp when you take out your braids?
does she know that you like to play PS2 til 6 in the mornin like I do?
scratch your scalp when you take out your braids?
does she know that you like to play PS2 til 6 in the mornin like I do?
hehe no am bear am crocko bamboozled again
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
hehe no am bear am crocko bamboozled again
maintaining my whimsy while the world burns
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
maintaining my whimsy while the world burns
Beetlejuice is a horror movie that explores the persistence of capitalism beyond even Death itself
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Beetlejuice is a horror movie that explores the persistence of capitalism beyond even Death itself
“the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”
literally me:
literally me:
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
“the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma”
literally me:
literally me:
mentally I am here
October 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
mentally I am here
before you thirst over me just know I look like this
October 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
before you thirst over me just know I look like this
pretending to understand french vibin to doja’s album
October 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
pretending to understand french vibin to doja’s album
Welcome to Gay. Here are your brochures for caffeine addiction and body dysmorphia. Have you selected a mediocre pop singer to obsess over who will never know you exist yet?
October 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Welcome to Gay. Here are your brochures for caffeine addiction and body dysmorphia. Have you selected a mediocre pop singer to obsess over who will never know you exist yet?
Happy Octobear 1st 🖤
October 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Happy Octobear 1st 🖤
“Yeah, look at me, really look at me
Loaded the magazine, they throwin' the book at me
I'm bookin' it eighty miles per hour 'cause my jewelry
I'm cookin' some collard greens, I ain't got no room for these”
Loaded the magazine, they throwin' the book at me
I'm bookin' it eighty miles per hour 'cause my jewelry
I'm cookin' some collard greens, I ain't got no room for these”
September 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“Yeah, look at me, really look at me
Loaded the magazine, they throwin' the book at me
I'm bookin' it eighty miles per hour 'cause my jewelry
I'm cookin' some collard greens, I ain't got no room for these”
Loaded the magazine, they throwin' the book at me
I'm bookin' it eighty miles per hour 'cause my jewelry
I'm cookin' some collard greens, I ain't got no room for these”
do you want a hole tour?
I can take you to the first, second, third hole
and I promise you you’ll love all of my holes
I just want you to come inside
I can take you to the first, second, third hole
and I promise you you’ll love all of my holes
I just want you to come inside
September 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
do you want a hole tour?
I can take you to the first, second, third hole
and I promise you you’ll love all of my holes
I just want you to come inside
I can take you to the first, second, third hole
and I promise you you’ll love all of my holes
I just want you to come inside
the ideal man
big of arms
pure of heart
dumb of ass
big of arms
pure of heart
dumb of ass
September 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
the ideal man
big of arms
pure of heart
dumb of ass
big of arms
pure of heart
dumb of ass
sees a bicep vein
me:
me:
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
sees a bicep vein
me:
me:
getting through a depressy eppy just to feel another one coming on
September 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
getting through a depressy eppy just to feel another one coming on
when the world’s on fire but you’re still trying to enjoy spooky season
September 16, 2025 at 10:09 AM
when the world’s on fire but you’re still trying to enjoy spooky season
One thing about me is I reciprocate energy. Treat me how you wanna be treated. That’s a threat.
September 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
One thing about me is I reciprocate energy. Treat me how you wanna be treated. That’s a threat.
the world ain’t been right since we removed the nips from Batsuits
August 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the world ain’t been right since we removed the nips from Batsuits
“I’m so shy”
also me two shots deep
also me two shots deep
August 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“I’m so shy”
also me two shots deep
also me two shots deep
walked outside to a CRISP 48°
August 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
walked outside to a CRISP 48°
watching your story back after a night of margs
August 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
watching your story back after a night of margs
when he laughed a little too hard at their joke
August 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
when he laughed a little too hard at their joke
🎵 read my lips carefully if you want my bussy 🎵
or whatever Beyoncé said
or whatever Beyoncé said
August 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
🎵 read my lips carefully if you want my bussy 🎵
or whatever Beyoncé said
or whatever Beyoncé said
me 24/7/365 contemplating a sweet treat
August 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
me 24/7/365 contemplating a sweet treat