Caleb Williams managed it. Even won one of them.

You know why Texas wears orange?

You can go to the game Saturday, hunting Sunday, and to work picking up trash the rest of the week.

Or Mandy Moore. I think it was Mandy Moore actually.

If he’s had sex with Taylor Swift I’m going to be upset.

It ain’t the kind of orange you can sit with.

Actually, there isn’t any kind of orange you can sit with.

I am sad to report that Post Nirvana—Dave Grohl, Crist Novoselic, and Post Malone—do a quite passable version of Nirvana.

It upsets me as well.

Also, speaking of Willie, Google “Todd Snider Aaron Allen Story.” Absolutely hilarious.

David Allen Coe’s best song was written by John Prine, who refused songwriting credit so the cowriter would be able to use royalties to pay for cancer treatment.

A fitting punishment.

Well, Lane has movers showing up at 4 so..

No hate man. Just saying—at least three people misread it, so maybe it’s not a reading comprehension issue on our parts. That’s all. I figured out what you were trying to say later.

I like to think I read English better than Mateer read Texas’s defense. :(

I had to go down thread to see that you only meant that the other was only playing spoiler each year. I read it the way at least two others did.

Perhaps if everyone is misreading what you wrote the fault isn’t theirs?

If Ole Miss and Alabama win, A&M loses the tiebreaker on conference opponent WP. At least someone who’s looked at it told me that.

Even when he was a rookie people joked he looked like he fought in the Civil War.

Uh, check out what happened to the last home team to play at the Alamo.

Well, is it OK if I engage in some preliminary hate for you?