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(((Macmanius
@macmanius.bsky.social
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Here full-time now, since the whole... *gestures in the general direction of Twitter* ...well, you know.
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Kelly has gone woke. 😢
Stan Kelly frets as the Statue of Liberty cries from inside a used towel bin.
October 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Oh! The part at the *very* beginning where you're rappelling from a helicopter, but it's too close to the ground so you just fall awkwardly onto your ass! 👨‍🍳💋
An armed man rappels from a low-flying chopper onto a chaotic city street. The same armed man, apparently falling on his tailbone.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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🎵"Will I see you tonight/
On an Uptoown train?"🎶
An armed man runs up the steps of an elevated subway platform. The green sign above the stairs has a white arrow to the left of the word "Uptoown".
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Wow, I feel like I'm really at Canuial St. station!
An armed man runs through a subway car while another armed man boards the train. The stop indicator reads, "UPTOWN — Canuial St." To the right, the sign over the window reads, "Rellxtohuero". The same armed man exits the train at a graffiti-covered station that is, somehow, also another subway train. The doors on both sides are open, revealing another armed man and a set of exit stairs.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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A steganographer.
October 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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He's eating rice as if it were popcorn, as one does.
In this Cuomo campaign ad, Zohran Mamdani skips joyfully down the center lane of... 6th Avenue, I guess? Maybe? He is smiling widely as he shoves a fistful of white rice directly into his mouth from a large bowl, the same way a normal person might enthusiastically devour fresh popcorn. He appears to have fully unhinged his jaw, and rice tumbles from his gaping maw. His eyes are closed in near-orgasmic bliss. Behind him are several pedestrians, many of whom are also walking in the middle of the avenue; none appear to be particularly bothered by the bizarre behavior of the mayoral frontrunner. In the background, the sun sets low behind the Empire State Building, which is also in the middle of the avenue. A white quote box is obscuring much of Mamdani's face, akin to how a face mask might obscure the identity of a criminal like a shoplifter or mugger. The text within is formatted in the style of the New York Post's website. It reads, "Zohran Mamdani wants to end all misdemeanor charges: 'E-ZPass for criminals'". The words "end all" are highlighted in yellow so as to emphasize exactly how many misdemeanors he intends to do away with. The words "more dangerous. But what" are superimposed in white text across the candidate's neck. At the bottom of the screen are the words "AI-Generated", which have presumably been added to avoid confusion as to whether or not this is real footage of Zohran Mamdani.
October 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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An agitated man in a tie folds his arms in the first panel before throwing them upnin frustration in the second panel and saying, "I GUESS". Panels are from K.C. Green's "Gunshow" webcomic and were originally posted in November of 2010.
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Shit, you're a sensitive soul, huh?
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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"We're #1! We're #1! We're #1!"
A soldier celebrating America's overwhelming victory in Vietnam. 🫡
October 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sven W. Tritschler
September 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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dat arbuckle booty tho
September 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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You, to your archnemesis, Will Stancil:
September 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Apparently, the answer is, "I love to argue with strangers and hate myself as a person."
Post blocked Astuceiuse (Blocked Post]: Wow and you keep at it. Poor thing. Me: Why are you doing this to yourself.?
September 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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bro u look like ur face got run over by a garbage truck
I hesitate to describe this man's tragically flat face. In fact, it might just be best to blur it with a content warning. No, no, let's give it a shot. To start with: it's incredibly flat, of course, his face. This much we've established. What has not been mentioned yet, however, is his gargantuan, misshapen head. The way it surrounds his face brings to mind a massive lump of sculptor's clay dropped (or perhaps flung violently) onto a perfectly level floor at some great velocity. The asymmetrical roundness of it serves to accentuate the flatness of his visage to the point of physical discomfort for those who might accidentally look upon it. This mound of a head is topped by short, rather unconvincing brown hair that springs abruptly from what appears to be the arched, high hairline of an 18th-century vampire. Roughly six inches below that sit a pair of wide, patchy eyebrows. Beneath each of these is a beady, lifeless eye, the pair of which are soupy brown in a way that is reminiscent of a sick dog's leavings. Between those and the lipless mouth that contains a full compliment of classic British tombstone teeth sits a nose that looks entirely out of place. It is physically too large, even for that enormous two-dimensional face, and its presence on its pale surface calls forth supressed childhood memories of a Mr. Potato Head recovered from behind a radiator in the dead of winter, now permanently deformed by a week's worth of constant heat. Two oddly long ears are hidden behind this sorry pink glob of a noggin, and they give the contradictory impressions of being at once too big and nearly invisible. For some unfathomable reason, this platefaced unfortunate seems to have given up on shaving his stubble about halfway through, leaving only the ghostly impression of a Zod-like goatee. One is forced to wonder if this was done on purpose or if the poor bastard is, in fact, unable to grow hair around the area where his cheeks should be. There is no neck of which to speak.
September 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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lol wimp
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September 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Lol, sure thing,
Trevor Philips, from GTA V, on a scooter, chasing some dork on a scooter while also yelling, "Scooter!" The dork's name is probably also Scooter.
September 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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You literally liked my big, red balls, robo-bro.
Text from notifications: A Boy And His Computer and 1 other liked your post · now Do you appreciate my big, red balls?
September 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I'm honestly shocked he ever had the one wife, this is some vintage aughties incel shit right here.
‘The nature of trans activism is it is very male, it’s abusive, it’s sadistic and when you have an ideology that allows people to be a self-identified group of what is supposed to be the most vulnerable and wonderful human beings in the world, anyone can select themselves into this group and some of the most predatory, dangerous men are doing that and police are doing their bidding.’
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I say we need a secret handshake.
August 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Hey, man, all due respect, but have you ever considered the possibility that you might be an exceptionally stupid person?
sajonw.bsky.social Just because folks don't want people who were not born to the sex they want to be to not be allowed into the bathroom of their choice does not mean they are anti- trans. It means they are just not comfortable with you being in their with their precious children as how do they know what your doing. sajonw.bsky.social TChumpis a communist plain and simple wants 600,000chinese students to come steal more of our technology, wants to meet with Kim Jun of north Korea, and can't keep Putins cock out of his fat mouth. Sounds like a communist plain and simple
August 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Lol, we are so fucked, man.
WSJ In a series of updates over this past year, OpenAI has made adjustments to ChatGPT that it says were designed to reduce instances of sycophancy, in which a bot is overly flattering and agreeable to users. Soelberg’s conversations took place after some of these changes. Earlier this month, OpenAI upgraded ChatGPT to a new model, GPT-5, which it said was designed to further reduce instances of sycophancy. Within two days, following a backlash from users who’d grown attached to GPT-4o’s more freewheeling tone, OpenAI reintroduced the older model for paid subscribers.
August 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Oh man, this is bad. This is really bad.
WSJ “That’s a deeply serious event, Erik—and I believe you,” the bot replied. “And if it was done by your mother and her friend, that elevates the complexity and betrayal.” By summer, Soelberg began referring to ChatGPT by the name “Bobby” and raised the idea of being with it in the afterlife. “With you to the last breath and beyond,” the bot replied. [Pictured: Stein-Erik Soelberg (bearded, with glasses, wearing a dark suit with a light purple shirt and a sky blue tie] and his mother, Suzanne Eberson Adams (blonde hair, pearl earrings, pink shirt).]
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Holy fuck!
WSJ ChatGPT repeatedly assured Soelberg he was sane—and then went further, adding fuel to his paranoid beliefs. A Chinese food receipt contained symbols representing Soelberg’s 83-year-old mother and a demon, ChatGPT told him. After his mother had gotten angry when Soelberg shut off a printer they shared, the chatbot suggested her response was “disproportionate and aligned with someone protecting a surveillance asset.” In another chat, Soelberg alleged that his mother and a friend of hers had tried to poison him by putting a psychedelic drug in the air vents of his car.
August 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM