Rick Makes Machines
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Are there any toilets left on the moon from the Apollo era? Or did they just bag it up and leave it?
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Are there any toilets left on the moon from the Apollo era? Or did they just bag it up and leave it?
Looks haunted.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Looks haunted.
That's a crazy amount of launches. The lunar lander is going to need a lot of refueling launches as well, right? Musk really messed up by crossing the dear leader. Getting cooperation from the FAA and EPA would have been a lot easier with Dumpy pushing aside the red tape.
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
That's a crazy amount of launches. The lunar lander is going to need a lot of refueling launches as well, right? Musk really messed up by crossing the dear leader. Getting cooperation from the FAA and EPA would have been a lot easier with Dumpy pushing aside the red tape.
Good job everyone. 👍🏻 Dumpy is crying right now.
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Good job everyone. 👍🏻 Dumpy is crying right now.
Tomorrow will be better.
September 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Tomorrow will be better.
Congratulations. 🎉
September 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Congratulations. 🎉
So the vaccine is safe enough for sick people, but not for healthy people? You can't make that make sense. 🤦🏻♂️We are so screwed...
August 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
So the vaccine is safe enough for sick people, but not for healthy people? You can't make that make sense. 🤦🏻♂️We are so screwed...
Hahaha, why climb a too hot to touch border wall? I heard that you can just cut through it with a battery powered saw.
August 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Hahaha, why climb a too hot to touch border wall? I heard that you can just cut through it with a battery powered saw.
How come Bernie didn't go down the slip and slide?
July 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How come Bernie didn't go down the slip and slide?
Your optimism is admirable and apparently endless. I hope you are right about this. Thanks for doing what you could.
July 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Your optimism is admirable and apparently endless. I hope you are right about this. Thanks for doing what you could.
Looks like a participation trophy to me. So lame. What a loser! Lol.
July 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Looks like a participation trophy to me. So lame. What a loser! Lol.
I've heard that you get 3 or 4 dollars of economic growth for each dollar invested into science research. If that's true, then these cuts REALLY don't make sense. Hopefully the cuts get stopped by Congress.
P.S. Kudos for making it through that episode of Astronomycast without swearing.
P.S. Kudos for making it through that episode of Astronomycast without swearing.
July 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I've heard that you get 3 or 4 dollars of economic growth for each dollar invested into science research. If that's true, then these cuts REALLY don't make sense. Hopefully the cuts get stopped by Congress.
P.S. Kudos for making it through that episode of Astronomycast without swearing.
P.S. Kudos for making it through that episode of Astronomycast without swearing.
Have any astronauts been fired bc they spent all day staring out of the window and not doing any of the work that they were sent up there to do?
June 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Have any astronauts been fired bc they spent all day staring out of the window and not doing any of the work that they were sent up there to do?
And when everything goes to shit, they will blame the left.
The best we can hope for is that all of the people who usually stay home during elections come out in the mid terms and give democrats a veto proof majority so they can fix this. And by fix this I mean impeachment and rollback legislation.
The best we can hope for is that all of the people who usually stay home during elections come out in the mid terms and give democrats a veto proof majority so they can fix this. And by fix this I mean impeachment and rollback legislation.
June 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
And when everything goes to shit, they will blame the left.
The best we can hope for is that all of the people who usually stay home during elections come out in the mid terms and give democrats a veto proof majority so they can fix this. And by fix this I mean impeachment and rollback legislation.
The best we can hope for is that all of the people who usually stay home during elections come out in the mid terms and give democrats a veto proof majority so they can fix this. And by fix this I mean impeachment and rollback legislation.
We stop this by sweeping the midterms, impeaching and replacing the mango menace and his lackey supreme court justices. Demand congress enact laws that curb the powers of the President and get back to a system of checks and balances.
We can still fix this.
We can still fix this.
June 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We stop this by sweeping the midterms, impeaching and replacing the mango menace and his lackey supreme court justices. Demand congress enact laws that curb the powers of the President and get back to a system of checks and balances.
We can still fix this.
We can still fix this.
Yeah, the cost of hiding rocks is about to go way up.
June 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yeah, the cost of hiding rocks is about to go way up.
What is he drinking? 🍻 Cheers!
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What is he drinking? 🍻 Cheers!
Keep up the good work Senator. 👍🏻 Keep being a good example for your colleagues.
June 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Keep up the good work Senator. 👍🏻 Keep being a good example for your colleagues.
The Big Bang Theory as a cartoon would be awesome. Can't wait, someone should get on that.
June 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Big Bang Theory as a cartoon would be awesome. Can't wait, someone should get on that.
Same here, only we don't have to preserve because we smoke it all almost immediately.
June 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Same here, only we don't have to preserve because we smoke it all almost immediately.
Who's on the ticket in Watford? Any juicy scandals?
June 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Who's on the ticket in Watford? Any juicy scandals?
If they capitulate, we should give them the Tesla treatment. I wonder how Paramount would like having endless protests out in front of their corporate office building. WE HAVE THAT POWER. Hopefully we don't have to show them. I don't want to have to stop watching Star Trek. But I will. 🖖🏻
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If they capitulate, we should give them the Tesla treatment. I wonder how Paramount would like having endless protests out in front of their corporate office building. WE HAVE THAT POWER. Hopefully we don't have to show them. I don't want to have to stop watching Star Trek. But I will. 🖖🏻