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@machinas.bsky.social
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
twenty-one ⚢ indigenous, sámi-american
graeco-roman-egyptian polytheist ☥ 𓁢
twenty-one ⚢ indigenous, sámi-american
graeco-roman-egyptian polytheist ☥ 𓁢
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BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. BLEH!!! Zhey don't love you like I love you. Baaaats baaaats baaaaaaats baaaats
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DRACULA: MISter HARKer... I am.. OHverJOYED to present you with... a DISH of my HOMEland...
HARKER: ah, yes... quite!
DRACULA: it is, ah ha ha... a CINcinATTI styled CHILli!!!
HARKER: i see... yes!
DRACULA: it can be served... FIVE! Five! Different ways!!
HARKER: extraordinary!!
HARKER: ah, yes... quite!
DRACULA: it is, ah ha ha... a CINcinATTI styled CHILli!!!
HARKER: i see... yes!
DRACULA: it can be served... FIVE! Five! Different ways!!
HARKER: extraordinary!!
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
DRACULA: MISter HARKer... I am.. OHverJOYED to present you with... a DISH of my HOMEland...
HARKER: ah, yes... quite!
DRACULA: it is, ah ha ha... a CINcinATTI styled CHILli!!!
HARKER: i see... yes!
DRACULA: it can be served... FIVE! Five! Different ways!!
HARKER: extraordinary!!
HARKER: ah, yes... quite!
DRACULA: it is, ah ha ha... a CINcinATTI styled CHILli!!!
HARKER: i see... yes!
DRACULA: it can be served... FIVE! Five! Different ways!!
HARKER: extraordinary!!
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veni vidi vackin it
October 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
veni vidi vackin it
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Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
September 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Nice empire of dirt, dude. It would be a shame if I could have it all
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We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.
August 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We must preserve the US Postal Service because UPS or FedEx would never do this.
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Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
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*knocking loudly on door* bro are you completing the ritual in there???
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
*knocking loudly on door* bro are you completing the ritual in there???
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Please stop invoking ancient curses against me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
January 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Please stop invoking ancient curses against me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
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a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month
January 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
a subscription service that sends you a different cursed amulet each month
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Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
January 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
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holding a seance to ask where my vape went
December 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM
holding a seance to ask where my vape went
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years