Mike E
@macdmike.bsky.social
If you don't like dinosaurs, get off my lawn.
36, NJ. I design the traffic lights you drive through, pick up and put down heavy things, speak many languages poorly, draw lines on charts, and read tons of books.
36, NJ. I design the traffic lights you drive through, pick up and put down heavy things, speak many languages poorly, draw lines on charts, and read tons of books.
Stay safe tonight, peeps
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Stay safe tonight, peeps
I also had a brief but sizeable position in a Chinese index ETF that I wasn't feeling and exited at a 0.40% profit two days ago. Feeling like I dodged a bullet today.
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I also had a brief but sizeable position in a Chinese index ETF that I wasn't feeling and exited at a 0.40% profit two days ago. Feeling like I dodged a bullet today.
I know like 99% of the gays who live in my phone don't follow financial markets, but today was the most interesting intraday swing since like April
October 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I know like 99% of the gays who live in my phone don't follow financial markets, but today was the most interesting intraday swing since like April
Please accept this humble #biceptember offering.
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Please accept this humble #biceptember offering.
Contrapposto outtake during my tri-weekly progress photoshoot
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Contrapposto outtake during my tri-weekly progress photoshoot
Coming home from a long trip means it's time to make my silly little road trip video:
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Coming home from a long trip means it's time to make my silly little road trip video:
Shout-out to my beautiful twin daughters here who saved my vacation from being unbearable 😘
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Shout-out to my beautiful twin daughters here who saved my vacation from being unbearable 😘
Something something "hotel bathroom lighting," etc., etc.
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Something something "hotel bathroom lighting," etc., etc.
If I keep taking thirst traps in the basement, I won't have to go upstairs where it's hot
July 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If I keep taking thirst traps in the basement, I won't have to go upstairs where it's hot
God I wish that* were me...
(*me two days ago, about to go to the beach)
(*me two days ago, about to go to the beach)
July 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
God I wish that* were me...
(*me two days ago, about to go to the beach)
(*me two days ago, about to go to the beach)
And on the third day of pride came the husband reveal on the main feed. And it was good.
June 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And on the third day of pride came the husband reveal on the main feed. And it was good.
Philly Pride lqqks feat. Legs
June 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Philly Pride lqqks feat. Legs
Sunday mornings of three-day weekends always feel like video game checkpoints.
May 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Sunday mornings of three-day weekends always feel like video game checkpoints.
Broke: Elvis faked his death in 1977 and is still alive
Woke: Vivaldi faked his death in 1741 and is still alive
Woke: Vivaldi faked his death in 1741 and is still alive
February 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Broke: Elvis faked his death in 1977 and is still alive
Woke: Vivaldi faked his death in 1741 and is still alive
Woke: Vivaldi faked his death in 1741 and is still alive
I was gonna write a sappy Valentine's caption but got too distracted by how we always stand on the same sides whenever we take pictures
February 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was gonna write a sappy Valentine's caption but got too distracted by how we always stand on the same sides whenever we take pictures
*guy who's not used to reading trilogies voice* I wonder why the author left so many plot lines unresolved? This book felt unfinished for some reason... #booksky
February 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*guy who's not used to reading trilogies voice* I wonder why the author left so many plot lines unresolved? This book felt unfinished for some reason... #booksky
Titty reveal! at the Basement Gym
January 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Titty reveal! at the Basement Gym
Look, we're just gonna have to settle for a 9-month throwback for an inaugural selfie, don't make me turn this car around.
January 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Look, we're just gonna have to settle for a 9-month throwback for an inaugural selfie, don't make me turn this car around.