Mike E
@macdmike.bsky.social
If you don't like dinosaurs, get off my lawn.
36, NJ. I design the traffic lights you drive through, pick up and put down heavy things, speak many languages poorly, draw lines on charts, and read tons of books.
36, NJ. I design the traffic lights you drive through, pick up and put down heavy things, speak many languages poorly, draw lines on charts, and read tons of books.
I haven't lifted in over two weeks because of scheduling and then I caught the flu which is still kicking my ass. Which is to say, #twinkification
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I haven't lifted in over two weeks because of scheduling and then I caught the flu which is still kicking my ass. Which is to say, #twinkification
Guess whose polling location got a ✨bomb threat✨ this morning? 😍
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guess whose polling location got a ✨bomb threat✨ this morning? 😍
Stay safe tonight, peeps
October 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Stay safe tonight, peeps
Love when you're at a concert and in-between songs the frontman is like, "Also my mom is here, everyone say hi to my mom in the back" before proceeding to shred his vocals again
October 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Love when you're at a concert and in-between songs the frontman is like, "Also my mom is here, everyone say hi to my mom in the back" before proceeding to shred his vocals again
As someone who comes from a racquetball background who is used to absolutely smashing balls, pickleball is infuriating
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
As someone who comes from a racquetball background who is used to absolutely smashing balls, pickleball is infuriating
Encountered the worst case of vocal fry I've ever heard yesterday; had to ask them to repeat themselves because I genuinely couldn't understand what was said.
October 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Encountered the worst case of vocal fry I've ever heard yesterday; had to ask them to repeat themselves because I genuinely couldn't understand what was said.
Apparently I'm "weird" because I've only ever seen the 4th Indiana Jones movie and the 3rd Home Alone.
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Apparently I'm "weird" because I've only ever seen the 4th Indiana Jones movie and the 3rd Home Alone.
I also had a brief but sizeable position in a Chinese index ETF that I wasn't feeling and exited at a 0.40% profit two days ago. Feeling like I dodged a bullet today.
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I also had a brief but sizeable position in a Chinese index ETF that I wasn't feeling and exited at a 0.40% profit two days ago. Feeling like I dodged a bullet today.
I know like 99% of the gays who live in my phone don't follow financial markets, but today was the most interesting intraday swing since like April
October 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I know like 99% of the gays who live in my phone don't follow financial markets, but today was the most interesting intraday swing since like April
I'm having solar panels installed on my roof today and it sounds like they're just slamming down huge pieces of furniture over and over, like WHAT is going on up there?!
October 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I'm having solar panels installed on my roof today and it sounds like they're just slamming down huge pieces of furniture over and over, like WHAT is going on up there?!
Yes we had first weekend, but what about second weekend?
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Yes we had first weekend, but what about second weekend?
First morning cold enough to see my breath fog up, let's fukken gooooooo!
October 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
First morning cold enough to see my breath fog up, let's fukken gooooooo!
Please accept this humble #biceptember offering.
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Please accept this humble #biceptember offering.
Came dangerously close to saying, "I'm gonna put my whole pussy into it" to some straight coworkers today.
September 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Came dangerously close to saying, "I'm gonna put my whole pussy into it" to some straight coworkers today.
Four years on and those COVID boosters still hit me like a truck the day after.
September 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Four years on and those COVID boosters still hit me like a truck the day after.
Very amused with the thought that the rapture did happen, but it only took a single North Sentinel Islander.
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Very amused with the thought that the rapture did happen, but it only took a single North Sentinel Islander.
Had to shake hands with an important work client while my hands were still wet from the bathroom 😬
September 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Had to shake hands with an important work client while my hands were still wet from the bathroom 😬
Modern office horror story: I printed multiple copies of a document but forgot to hit the "Collate Pages" checkbox first 🙃
September 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Modern office horror story: I printed multiple copies of a document but forgot to hit the "Collate Pages" checkbox first 🙃
Being very brave and listening to an audiobook at 1.25x speed for the first time. Please clap.
September 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Being very brave and listening to an audiobook at 1.25x speed for the first time. Please clap.
This fancy mosquito net I got for my hammock seems kinda moot when I get eaten alive just setting the damn thing up...
September 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This fancy mosquito net I got for my hammock seems kinda moot when I get eaten alive just setting the damn thing up...
Contrapposto outtake during my tri-weekly progress photoshoot
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Contrapposto outtake during my tri-weekly progress photoshoot
Just dropped a guitar pick into my acoustic's sound hole, please respect my privacy at this time.
September 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just dropped a guitar pick into my acoustic's sound hole, please respect my privacy at this time.
Crisp September mornings evoke such strong Back-to-School vibes, even all these years later. I feel like I'm supposed to be reluctantly waiting at a bus stop right now.
September 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Crisp September mornings evoke such strong Back-to-School vibes, even all these years later. I feel like I'm supposed to be reluctantly waiting at a bus stop right now.
Coming home from a long trip means it's time to make my silly little road trip video:
September 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Coming home from a long trip means it's time to make my silly little road trip video:
Shout-out to my beautiful twin daughters here who saved my vacation from being unbearable 😘
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Shout-out to my beautiful twin daughters here who saved my vacation from being unbearable 😘