Oh boy, I’m so nervous for my performance review with Mr. HR Department #scam

I keep my 10mm wrench in my office so it never gets lost and I forget where it is when I need it

My little state did great this weekend :)

Don’t forget the first rule of Christmas morning: Turn off all motion smoothing settings on any new television sets.

I fear my cat will never come back to my lap after betraying them by getting up.

So government wants encryption backdoors, but can’t keep their own data safe? https://www.axios.com/2024/12/03/salt-typhoon-china-phone-hacks?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

Here are the Frogpants Community Starter Packs as of right now. I will create a 3rd when we get some more names. Please re-post! To get your name added, please input your information on the form in Discord.

Starter Pack 1: go.bsky.app/L3894mY
Starter Pack 2: go.bsky.app/GTJbpVG

@thescottjohnson.com someone already trying to imitate you?

It really is true that printers, specifically MFPs, are the bane of IT’s existence.

TIL chainsaws have the same anti right to repair computer BS as John Deere.

When you look back on code you couldn’t get working last week and remember that powershell doesn’t use colons after commands 🤦‍♂️

Jurassic Park is a Christmas movie.

Hear me out: three Wise People travel from a faraway land to witness a virgin birth. Which in this case just happens to be a velociraptor.

Boom. Christmas movie.

The Frogpants Community Starter Pack! Will work on continually adding names, and will make a second pack when this one fills up. To get your name added, check the Announcements in the Frogpants Discord. go.bsky.app/L3894mY