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Yanni Hamburger 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ (Dirtbag Left)
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Age: 43. Horror content creator. Writing, reading, watching horror is my passion. Lover of kink and fetishism. Finger gun enthusiast. Minors not welcomed on my TL.

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Four-panel meme image labeled with levels of skill. The top left panel, labeled "beginner," shows a person on all fours with their back arched, resembling the start of a stretch. The top right, labeled "intermediate," shows a similar pose but with slightly more extension. The bottom left, labeled "advanced," features deeper extension with the body lowered closer to the ground. The bottom right, labeled "EXPERT," shows a person lying face down on an outdoor road, fully sprawled out with no effort to hold a pose, humorously exaggerating the skill progression.
October 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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A meme featuring two panels. The top panel shows blurred faces of two men standing outside with the text "These edibles ain't shit". The bottom section, labeled "20 min later..", shows two images of a person in a blue shirt and striped shoes collapsed on a sidewalk, crawling on the ground near a curb, suggesting an abrupt or humorous change in state. The overall tone is comedic, presenting a "before and after" scenario.
October 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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"A dark, atmospheric underground tunnel or subway station with arched concrete ceiling and deteriorating walls. Water reflects on the floor, creating a flooded, abandoned appearance. Dramatic lighting creates shadows and highlights the industrial architecture. Overlaid white text reads 'Horror Prompt of the Day' at the top, followed by a horror scenario about an urban explorer discovering a preserved 1920s train car in flooded subway tunnels, filled with frozen passengers in period clothing who are all staring in terror at something unseen at the far end of the car, ending with 'What do you do?'"
September 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Mabon cleaning.
This image shows a cozy corner setup with a small side table covered in a dark fabric with white text or symbols. On the table, there's a white table lamp with a cylindrical shade, some books or magazines including what appears to be a pet-related publication, a lit red candle in a glass holder, a glass jar, and some decorative items including what look like red ornaments or apples in a container with writing utensils. Papers or charts are posted on the wood-paneled wall above the table. The scene has warm, ambient lighting from both the candle and lamp, creating a comfortable reading or workspace atmosphere. This image shows a tea preparation setup on a round wooden table with wood-paneled walls in the background. On the table is a green placemat with a traditional tea service arrangement including two dark tea cups, a central bowl with a wire whisk (likely for matcha preparation), and a fine mesh strainer. Behind the tea service are several boxes of tea including Twinings loose leaf oolong tea, jasmine tea (100 tea bags), and what appears to be chai tea boxes. There's also a small jar and other tea accessories. To the left side, there are some bags and a gray fuzzy item (possibly a cleaning tool or decorative object) visible. The setup suggests someone preparing for a traditional tea ceremony or tea tasting session.
September 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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#WriterSky #HorrorSky #HorrorWriting #BookSky #QuestionOfTheDay
The image shows a stylized, atmospheric illustration of an underground cave system viewed from above. The artwork has a warm, golden-brown color palette with intricate details showing winding tunnels, chambers, and pathways carved into rock formations. At the center appears to be a large circular chamber with what looks like a bright light or opening. The cave system extends in organic, flowing patterns throughout the frame, with stalactites and rock formations creating natural boundaries. The overall aesthetic has a fantasy or mystical quality, reminiscent of maps from adventure games or fantasy literature. Overlaid on this cave illustration is white text that reads "Horror Prompt of the Day" at the top, followed by a creative writing prompt about a cartographer mapping an ancient cave system using a device that maps emotional residue.
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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#HorrorSky #BookSky #WriterSky #HorrorWriters #QuestionOfTheDay
A horror-themed social media post with white text overlaid on a dark, atmospheric background showing the back of a person's head and neck. The text reads 'Horror Prompt of the Day' at the top, followed by: 'You are a tattoo artist. A client comes in with a strange request: they want a single, closed eye tattooed on the back of their neck. As you're finishing the final details, under the bright light of your lamp, the tattooed eye slowly blinks open and looks directly at you.' The background appears moody and dimly lit, creating an ominous atmosphere that complements the creepy narrative.
September 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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#WriterSky #BookSky #HorrorSky #HorrorWriting #QuestionOfTheDay
Image shows a dark, atmospheric photograph of a suburban neighborhood at dusk or night, with bare winter trees silhouetted against a moody sky and house silhouettes visible in the background. White text overlays the image reading "Horror Prompt of the Day" at the top, followed by the horror writing prompt: "You are a city sanitation worker on the pre-dawn shift, emptying trash cans in a wealthy, silent suburban neighborhood. At the bottom of one can, you find a small, heavy, ornately carved wooden box. It's unlocked. Inside, nestled on a bed of red velvet, is a single, perfectly preserved human eyeball. It is not glass. It swivels to look directly at you."
September 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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#BookSky #WriterSky #HorrorSky #HorrorWriting #QuestionOfTheDay
dark, atmospheric underwater scene showing a shipwreck in deep blue-green water. The image contains red text that reads "Horror Question of the Day" at the top, followed by a scenario about being a deep-sea diver who discovers a ship's log with a final entry stating "The storm isn't the problem. We are not sinking. We are being pulled." The question asks what you see when you look out the porthole. The scene includes silhouettes of underwater debris and coral-like structures, creating an ominous maritime horror atmosphere.
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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#WriterSky #HorrorSky #HorrorWriters #BookSky #QuestionOfTheDay
A dark, atmospheric horror-themed image showing a dilapidated wooden attic interior with exposed ceiling beams and deteriorating wooden planks. The scene is dimly lit with an eerie greenish glow. Overlaid in large white text at the top is "Horror Question of the Day" and below that is a horror scenario about finding a locked photo album in a deceased grandmother's attic containing a disturbing photograph dated one day in the future showing the viewer lying dead on the attic floor, ending with hearing the attic hatch creaking closed behind them
September 9, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
This appears to be an album cover with a chaotic, collage-style design featuring overlapping colorful graphic elements, text fragments, and abstract shapes in vibrant colors including reds, greens, yellows, and blues. The overall aesthetic has a punk or alternative rock feel with a deliberately messy, cut-and-paste visual style. There appears to be some text at the bottom, though it's partially obscured by the overlapping design elements. The composition creates a sense of energy and visual noise through its layered, fragmented approach.
September 8, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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"A person in a red and white striped clown costume with white face paint, red nose, and colorful hat stands on the front steps of a brick house, holding several colorful balloons. The house number 6275 is visible. Text overlay reads: 'PICTURED HERE: FBI Informant John Wayne Gacy preparing to go undercover as a Serial Killer. So Brave.'" This appears to be a dark humor meme that references the historical serial killer John Wayne Gacy, who was known for performing as "Pogo the Clown" at children's parties and community events before his crimes were discovered.
September 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Mr. Wonderful is totally on the fucking list.
Screenshot of a Twitter/X post by user "Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog" (@Kaos_Vs_Control) with Brazilian, EU, US, and Canadian flag emojis. The post text reads "At this point we should all assume anyone who tries to silence these women are predators." Below is a screenshot of a Boulder news website article with the headline "Shark Tank's Kevin O'Leary Says 'Childbearing' Epstein Victims Should 'Move On,' Claims They 'Don't Want Justice'" dated July 30, 2025 at 8:41 am. The article includes a photo of Kevin O'Leary during what appears to be a CNN panel discussion, with "BREAKING NEWS" banner visible. The screenshot shows typical news website navigation and social sharing buttons.
September 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Even Nicky the Dipshit gets it.
September 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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#WriterSky #HorrorSky #BookSky #HorrorWriters #QuesitonOfTheDay
A dark, atmospheric horror-themed image showing a hooded figure in medical scrubs leaning over what appears to be a body on an examination table in a dimly lit morgue or medical facility. Red text overlays the image with "HORROR QUESTION OF THE DAY" at the top, followed by a scenario describing a mortician who discovers a mysterious key tattoo on a deceased person's palm. The text creates an interactive horror prompt asking what memory appears when the key is pressed. The image has a blue-tinted, cinematic quality with dramatic lighting that emphasizes the eerie, supernatural theme of the text prompt.
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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The fuck is going on with the FB ads?
September 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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#BookSky #WriterSky #HorrorWriting #HorrorSky

Question of the day!
September 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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#Horror #questionoftheday #horrorsky #booksky #writersky
September 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Here is a list of my WIPs.
August 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Here's your tease for Tiny Terror Tuesday #WriterSky #HorrorWriters
August 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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#HorrorSky #WriterSky #JKRowlingIsTrash #HorrorWriting #FuckJKRowling #TransAuthorsDeserveRespect #QuestionOfTheDay
A close-up photo of a vintage beige handheld video game console resting in someone's hand. The console is powered on but has no game inserted. A small red button on the side is being pressed by the person’s thumb. The background is a warm wooden surface. Overlaid white text poses a moral dilemma: pressing the button triggers small miracles—like finding money or hearing a favorite song—but each press also causes a random person in the world to vanish, remembered only by the player. The question ends with: “Do you press it again.”
August 22, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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#HorrorWriting #QuestionOfTheDay #WriterSky #HorrorSky
A horror-themed graphic titled “HORROR QUESTION OF THE DAY” features distressed red lettering at the top against a dark, grungy background resembling aged parchment or stained concrete. Below the title, the question is written in off-white serif font with a worn texture. It reads: “You are an insomniac. To pass the long nights, you've started listening to a 24/7 livestream of ‘soothing ocean sounds.’ One night, very faintly under the sound of the crashing waves, you hear a woman's voice desperately whispering, ‘Oh god, it's not the ocean. Please, help me, it's not the…’ before the sound is abruptly cut off. The sound of the waves continues, unchanged. What do you do?” The background is mottled with dark reds, blacks, and browns, with scratches and smudges that evoke unease and decay.
August 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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#WriterSky #HorrorSky #HorrorWriters #questionoftheday
A digital image titled "Horror Question of the Day" features a dark, distressed background resembling an aged wall splattered with deep red stains, evoking blood. At the top, bold, uppercase text in blood-red reads "Horror Question of the Day" with a rough, weathered texture. Below, the question is written in off-white serif font: "You are a sommelier at an incredibly exclusive, high-end restaurant. A mysterious client brings in their own bottle of wine for you to decant and serve. It is a deep, almost black, red. As you pour the first glass, you notice the aroma isn't of fruit or oak, but of something metallic, like old coins, and a faint, sweet smell of regret. The client smiles and asks, 'What year do you think it is?' What do you say, and do you serve the wine?" The overall tone is eerie and elegant, blending luxury with dread.
August 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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#horrorquestionoftheday
#horrorsky
#horrorwriting
#HorrorPrompt
#CreepyConcepts
#SpeculativeFiction
#WeirdStories
#SciFiHorror
A dark, eerie image titled "Horror Question of the Day" features a chilling prompt in white, distorted text: “You are a hospice nurse caring for a patient who has been completely non-verbal for a decade. In their final moments, they lean close and whisper a string of perfect, complex binary code into your ear. It takes you weeks to transcribe and run it. What does the program do?” A misty road and a shadowy figure in the distance enhance the ominous mood.
August 14, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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Alright, I need to get back on here more. So, here's the #horrorsky #questionoftheday
A horror-themed writing prompt that reads: "HORROR QUESTION OF THE DAY. YOU ARE A FIREFIGHTER RESPONDING TO A CALL AT AN OLD, ABANDONED OBSERVATORY. THERE'S NO FIRE, BUT THE TELESCOPE IS POINTED AT A COMPLETELY BLACK, STARLESS PATCH OF SKY. WHEN YOU LOOK THROUGH THE EYEPIECE, YOU DON'T SEE EMPTINESS. YOU SEE SOMETHING LOOKING BACK AT YOU. WHAT IS IT, AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PULL YOUR EYE AWAY FROM THE LENS?" The text is in a distressed white font over a dark image of a lone figure on a road at night.
August 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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#horrorsky #writersky #questionoftheday
August 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM