Mike Behr
@mabehr.bsky.social
Native NYer. MIT EECS. ImOnAConfCall on Peloton. FinTech / algo trading domain expertise. Not a nice person.
Father Bob hates Illinois Nazis
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Father Bob hates Illinois Nazis
Want to see a REAL stolen election?
Maria Delgado, the WFP candidate, doesn’t actually seem to exist. The GOP candidate was able to get enough signatures to get “her” on the ballot to suck votes away from the Dem candidate.
The plan worked.
Maria Delgado, the WFP candidate, doesn’t actually seem to exist. The GOP candidate was able to get enough signatures to get “her” on the ballot to suck votes away from the Dem candidate.
The plan worked.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Want to see a REAL stolen election?
Maria Delgado, the WFP candidate, doesn’t actually seem to exist. The GOP candidate was able to get enough signatures to get “her” on the ballot to suck votes away from the Dem candidate.
The plan worked.
Maria Delgado, the WFP candidate, doesn’t actually seem to exist. The GOP candidate was able to get enough signatures to get “her” on the ballot to suck votes away from the Dem candidate.
The plan worked.
An everything Beagle
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
An everything Beagle
Our current situation in two pictures. 42% approval rating for Trump, and 42% of people didn’t realize that their potato chips were made from potatoes
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Our current situation in two pictures. 42% approval rating for Trump, and 42% of people didn’t realize that their potato chips were made from potatoes
40% of Americans are dumbasses, in two pictures:
October 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
40% of Americans are dumbasses, in two pictures:
Tiny little dog brain can’t understand why I can’t throw the ball if she won’t let go of it
October 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Tiny little dog brain can’t understand why I can’t throw the ball if she won’t let go of it
This is a real book. I wish it had been a bit funnier. But it has such a great title
September 26, 2025 at 9:23 PM
This is a real book. I wish it had been a bit funnier. But it has such a great title
I wonder if any of the folks who expected to be raptured today and weren’t will have an “are we the baddies” moment or if it will just be a Principal Skinner “no, it must be the guy who said today would be rapture day must have been wrong.”
September 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wonder if any of the folks who expected to be raptured today and weren’t will have an “are we the baddies” moment or if it will just be a Principal Skinner “no, it must be the guy who said today would be rapture day must have been wrong.”
That’s not a “tick”
September 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
That’s not a “tick”
This makes a lot of sense
September 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This makes a lot of sense
If you had just come back a two hours later you would have seen her follow-up tweet
September 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
If you had just come back a two hours later you would have seen her follow-up tweet
A few people are very firm on it being 6.5 dogs but I’m giving them partial credit
September 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
A few people are very firm on it being 6.5 dogs but I’m giving them partial credit
There’s a thread about this on my Facebook feed and the stupidity is crushing. It’s very clear how we ended up with Trump.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
There’s a thread about this on my Facebook feed and the stupidity is crushing. It’s very clear how we ended up with Trump.
![Jeffrey showing early talents with money and women! Sells “Fully depreciated “ [blacked out name] to Donald Trump for $22,500. Showed early “people skills” too. Even though I handled the deal, I didn’t get any of the money or the girl!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mcsa6rtniwkjsvxlswl5ymlc/bafkreibb62q5rpjktlbri6yvt265gbu4r3zzmn5kzpeweymr7a5wq2biz4@jpeg)
Some schools are pulling your book @georgetakei.bsky.social , my kid’s school is putting in an extra prominent place!
September 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Some schools are pulling your book @georgetakei.bsky.social , my kid’s school is putting in an extra prominent place!
I’m usually not thrilled about sitting near strangers in the train home. This little guy was so cute, and fell asleep a few minutes after we started moving
(Photo was taken with permission.)
(Photo was taken with permission.)
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I’m usually not thrilled about sitting near strangers in the train home. This little guy was so cute, and fell asleep a few minutes after we started moving
(Photo was taken with permission.)
(Photo was taken with permission.)
Here’s the original as well as the enhanced
September 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Here’s the original as well as the enhanced
No new pictures.
Where are you mentally?
Where are you mentally?
August 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
No new pictures.
Where are you mentally?
Where are you mentally?
After owning an electric car for two months or so, I find it unlikely that I will ever buy a gas car again.
August 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
After owning an electric car for two months or so, I find it unlikely that I will ever buy a gas car again.
Look at all the “mining equipment” Putin probably is going to send into Alaska
August 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Look at all the “mining equipment” Putin probably is going to send into Alaska
I rescued this good boy after his human mom passed *and* from the cucumber patch. Doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together but he’s the bestest boy and we love him.
August 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I rescued this good boy after his human mom passed *and* from the cucumber patch. Doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together but he’s the bestest boy and we love him.
No age cap means Fox News viewers can join instead of sitting on the couch.
Gonna need a new version of this
Gonna need a new version of this
August 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
No age cap means Fox News viewers can join instead of sitting on the couch.
Gonna need a new version of this
Gonna need a new version of this