Dad, bad dancer, decent singer, hospital IT manager, pretend bad ass
Me: Absolutely!
LO: Can I have a hug?
Me: Sure!
LO, in a quiet voice: I just need a little squeeze.
Me: *Gladly complies*
LO: RIPS SERIOUS ASS ALL OVER MY STOMACH
Also LO: *cackles maniacally*
F'in kids, man.
#Parenting
Me: Absolutely!
LO: Can I have a hug?
Me: Sure!
LO, in a quiet voice: I just need a little squeeze.
Me: *Gladly complies*
LO: RIPS SERIOUS ASS ALL OVER MY STOMACH
Also LO: *cackles maniacally*
F'in kids, man.
#Parenting
Me: *Please don't be Covid. Please don't be Covid.*
Ped: It's not Covid!
Me: Well that's a relief!
Ped: Your house is sick with strep AND the flu!
Me: ...that's certainly...news....
Me: *Please don't be Covid. Please don't be Covid.*
Ped: It's not Covid!
Me: Well that's a relief!
Ped: Your house is sick with strep AND the flu!
Me: ...that's certainly...news....
#Instagram deleted ✔️
#Meta deleted ✔️
#Amazon subscriptions cancelled
Onto new e-readers and #HomeAutomation !
#Instagram deleted ✔️
#Meta deleted ✔️
#Amazon subscriptions cancelled
Onto new e-readers and #HomeAutomation !
#Parenting
#Parenting
Me: She sure does that.
5 yo: DAD! SHE'S A WIZARD! SHE'S SLEEPING WITH HER EYES OPEN!
#Parenting #ParentingWin #Wizards #DogWizards? #GayDad #NerdDad #DadNerd
Me: She sure does that.
5 yo: DAD! SHE'S A WIZARD! SHE'S SLEEPING WITH HER EYES OPEN!
#Parenting #ParentingWin #Wizards #DogWizards? #GayDad #NerdDad #DadNerd
5 yo: I'll need an office.
Me: ...I don't even have an office...
5 yo: I'm a little better at my job.
Me: Oh? What's your job?
5 yo: Eating apples and cheese sticks.
Me: Touché...
#KidsAmIRight #SoftBurn #Parenting #ToddlerDad
5 yo: I'll need an office.
Me: ...I don't even have an office...
5 yo: I'm a little better at my job.
Me: Oh? What's your job?
5 yo: Eating apples and cheese sticks.
Me: Touché...
#KidsAmIRight #SoftBurn #Parenting #ToddlerDad
Learn. Grow. Become a safe person.
#SafeSpace #BLM #EqualityOverTransactionalMerit
Learn. Grow. Become a safe person.
#SafeSpace #BLM #EqualityOverTransactionalMerit
Learn. Grow. Become a safe person.
#SafeSpace #ProtectTransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights
Learn. Grow. Become a safe person.
#SafeSpace #ProtectTransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights
#Parenting
#Parenting
#Travel #Parenting
#Travel #Parenting
#NotGoingBack #TikTokBan
#NotGoingBack #TikTokBan